April 22, 2010
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Howling Swonk (with Greg Petix)
Wasn’t I just complaining about newspaper strips yesterday? Well, you’ll be happy to know that this looks like a good one. It’s a small book, granted, and the content is a little uneven, but I could see where a big book of this could be pretty funny. It’s $2 for this one and I can tell you for sure that it’s well worth the money. Tons of random things happen, which is about as vague of a description as you’re likely to see, but there you have it. Let’s see… Uri Gellar’s daughter tries to kill the President because she loves Hillary, one man buys another a cock ring with unexpected results, and the Trix rabbit freaks out. A few of many and, like I said, most of them are funny. UPDATE 7/09/04: Chris has informed me that all the Swonk books are gone, but USS Catastrophe might be putting them all up on their website one of them days, so don’t fret!
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Mung #2 Now Available! $2
Plenty of stuff to like about this one. I have mentioned before that just about all the “funny” comics need is to be funny, right? Good. Things that I liked about this: an inventor cow saying “mooooureka” (just say it out loud, it’s fun), “Uneven Boobs Weekly”, the mystery of the ring finger solved, “The Hall of Fallopian Justice”, and the inner dialogue of a man alone in a bar at 1:30am. What I didn’t like was the printing screw-up that repeated four pages, but that’s something easily fixed or, if not, easily ignored. Both of these babies are available here now, so check them out! Or check the contact info up there to send Dick an e-mail and ask him to bribe you with something, I guess it’s up to you…
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Mung #1 Now Available! $2
I actually got this in the mail the same day that I begged cartoonists everywhere to make their comics more funny. Strange world, huh? I liked almost everything about this book, and, more importantly, it made me laugh. The only I didn’t like so much was the song about the monkey. Call it monkey overload, I don’t know. Maybe there should be a moratorium of a few years on all monkey-related subjects in the world of comics. Nah… Anyway, it’s a funny book, and he also has a page that’s eerily similar to the comic I did five years ago (about four people would get that reference and they’re probably not reading this), so it gets the “thumbs up”. Stuff he draws about in here include disappearing genitals, songs getting stuck in your head, infomercials and dead squirrels. If you’re not intrigued yet, I give up. It’s only $2, send him an e-mail to see where you can send him some money. It’s worth it.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Nibble #5
I’d like to congratulate Tom Cherry on being the very first person this year (at the late date of December 22nd) to give me even the tiniest bit of holiday cheer. Not that I’m always that big of a scrooge, but as for this year, “humbug” does about sum it up. He’s done it with another of his tiny mini comics, Nibble, dealing with a couple of kids making a snowman. Sounds innocent, right? Well, said snowman wakes up, becomes self-aware, and… well, what would you do if you woke up to find out that you were made entirely out of snow, had sticks for arms, buttons for a mouth and eyes and a carrot for a nose? It’s killing me not to give it away here, but let’s just say that I laughed out loud. Tom sent along a few of his comics, and I’m looking forward to getting a chance to see what this guy is all about. These shorties have looked adorable, like Tom could easily jump onto the Sunday funnies and nobody would bat an eye, but with just enough darkness to keep me interested. Even if the rest of the books all suddenly take a drastic dip in quality, this particular issue is going to be sitting on my desk for a while. I can’t think of a better holiday conversation starter than this… $.25
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Nibble #4
Add one more comic to your list of acceptable all-ages fare: Nibble. OK, maybe it’s too soon to say it after one issue, as this wasn’t perfect or anything, but it was adorable and even had a slightly amusing joke at the end for this adult brain. Granted, said brain is far too cynical to do more than crack a slight smile, but if anybody out there has managed to stay a bit less jaded than me (or has kids that aren’t quite there yet) than this is perfectly amusing shortie. I mean the shortie part too, as that $.25 price tag generally doesn’t come with books that are chock full of story. Either way the samples will probably tell you all you need to know, or if they don’t that website certainly will. $.25
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Nibble #3
It’s going to be very difficult to talk about this book, tiny as it is, without revealing the punch line. There’s a little boy, you see, with flowers for hair. While eating an ice cream cone (you know, the one on the cover) he begins to attract bees, who must love the fact that he has flowers for hair AND is eating ice cream. One bee becomes many bees, said boy manages to get away and decides on shaving his head. Anything more than that ruins the joke, and what’s the point of reading these tiny things if you already know the joke? Funny, good punchline, there’s not a whole lot more you can ask for at $.25. Worth checking out, and you can still get everything on this page for a little more than $1.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Nibble #1
Here’s another tiny mini from Tom (or the first mini, if you’re reading this sequentially, which is how you probably are reading this in the future, as that’s how they’re listed and all). This one details an alternate theory on the life and death of Abraham Lincoln, as told to a young man asking his grandmother for help with a school essay. Grandma seems slightly confused in her memory of Abe, which leads to a rather amusing (and tiny, as you might have guessed from that price tag) comic. It’s long been my opinion that people who only put out pricey comics should at least have cheapies for people like me who wander around conventi0ns and quickly run out of money to buy hefty graphic novels, and Tom certainly has that idea down cold. It doesn’t hurt a thing that they’re all funny so far and leave me intrigued as to what else he’s done. Check it out, if you can still afford a quarter in this economy.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Eric Whetsel is Johnny Tobaccoseed
You can never really go wrong with jokes about hippies, although I think the jury is still out on jokes about calling somebody with a literal pot on his head a pothead. This is another shortie by Tom (and were you aware that you could get all 4 books listed on this page for $1? That’s tiny), this time about Johnny Tobaccoseed and his journey to tell all the children about the wonders of tobacco, after first creeping them out a little bit. Unfortunately for him Johnny Appleseed is tired of his schtick being stolen, and we’re treated to a good old fashioned cartoon brawl, with flying fists and stars in a swirling circular cloud. I think I judged these too quickly as simple all ages fun, and have been drifting away from that conclusion with every passing mini. Granted, kids could probably pick these up and miss most of the humor (although with the internet and all kids are probably more worldly than I give them credit for), but Tom manages to sneak some subtleties in for adults and careful readers, which is impressive given how tiny these things are. $.25, good luck finding a better comic bargain than that.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Reader Copy
It’s hard to lower expectations more than that cover does, isn’t it? Setting the bar that low, naturally, makes it pretty easy to clear, which Tom manages easily. This is a 24 hour comic, meaning that you give up any serious expectations of quality at the door and may or may not come away pleasantly surprised. The story here, such as it is, is that a young boy and a big old talking fish decide to have a picnic. Well, the fish decides, the boy crankily agrees. The boy’s bad attitude extends all the way to him insulting the sun, and the sun responds by leaving. Meaning, for a few pages at least, solid black panels with some dialogue. Then there’s the overweight Jesus freak stripper who appears out of nowhere, although it turns out that there is a plan for her later. Or least there kind of is. Hey, maybe some people would be turned off by this level of randomness, but not me. Tom is nothing is not up front about the fact that this probably isn’t going to be his best work, and that famous fourth wall is smashed through over and over. I had a blast reading it, which is all you can ask for out of the 24 hour comics especially. $.50
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April 22, 2010
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Muse #3
Following the bloodshed at the end of the last issue, Jamil seeks an audience with the “good” daughter of the wizard. The wizard gets wind of this and what ensues would be called by at least one television wrestling announcer as a “slobberknocker”. For those intelligent types who don’t watch such nonsense, that means a serious fight between two powerhouses. So, for my minor complaint that the last issue was a little too talky, this one ends up being about half conversation and half fight scene, which is one more reason why it’s a bit silly to review graphic novels in chunks, even if said graphic novel did come out originally in individual issues. It’s still a lot of fun for fans of the genre, please see my warnings in the reviews for previous issues if you’re not a fan… $2.95
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April 22, 2010
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Muse #2
This seemed more like an “in between” issue than #1. You know, when a fair amount of action is followed by long text pieces and explanations about where things are going? Necessary, sure, but with all these monsters (and a genuine wizard) wandering around, it got my bloodlust going. In this issue Jamil (the young man on a quest) decides to get political and draws a cartoon about the wizard where everybody can see it… and everybody immediately knows who did it. This means that Jamil has to get out of town, but he can’t even manage to get to the bigger monsters before one of the little ones forces him to turn back. Meanwhile, the good daughter comes to terms with what happens, the bad daughter keeps her rage alive and the wizard loses all patience. Throw in some civilian casualites and you have another solid issue, if slightly less exciting than the first, whatever that means. The same caveat applies here as the last issue: if you don’t like fantasy epics, please redirect your attentions to one of the many other pages around here that instead deals with whining 20 somethings. $2.95
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Muse #1
Who likes a good fantasy comic? If that person isn’t you, it’s probably best to wander to another artist on this site somewhere. If you’ve been looking for a decent fantasy mini-epic, you may be in luck. A young man on a quest (is there any other kind?) jumps off a bridge to avoid being killed by a very large monster and gets fished out of the water by villagers from a secluded town. He finds himself dumped into the middle of a confusing politcal situation involving an angry dictator, a daughter with at least a slight capacity for mercy and another daughter who seems fine with continuing to kill everybody who disagrees with her at all. Naturally, our hero dives right into things, and we can already start to see the sides forming in this struggle. Oh, and did I mention the conjured dragons? Just in case you thought this was all political or something. An intriguing first issue, and there are a few more still here to get to in the coming weeks. $2.95
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Theater of the Meek
Whoever is on that Xeric jury, kudos. Sure, they probably miss a bunch of stuff, but when they do send out a grant, it’s pretty much guaranteed to be a worthwhile read. This is a collection of stories, mostly about Robyn’s childhood. She shares a few moments, including her skin problems, blue poop and drawing comics as a child. Then it gets a bit cute, at least in appearance, with some stories involving a repressed bunny in love. The strongest piece in the book though was “Bathe” (keep in mind that this review is from a person who just went through a tough break-up). It’s a silent piece of Robyn taking a bath. While she’s bathing her mind wanders back to a time when she was in that tub with an old boyfriend. It’s a poignant and moving piece, and not a word is needed. A great book all around. Most of you have have probably already seen this, as it came out a few years ago, but if you haven’t you should definitely check it out. It’s $2.95, contact info is up there…
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April 22, 2010
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Sour Pussy
Here’s another pretty solid book from SPX. This is a story from 1993, when Robyn was in high school. It’s mostly about the time she spent with her boyfriend and in school. It’s half of a book with Kelli Nelson, so it’s short, but it’s good. It’s easy to screw up “high school memories” comics, but this feels real and natural. If that makes any sense to you, great. Both of the stories in this are worth a look, and you get to check out the work of two talented new people (I’m guessing they’re relatively new, or maybe I just haven’t seen their stuff), so what are you waiting for? Send her an e-mail or check out her website, I think this is $2 and she might have more stuff out.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Delicate Axiom #1 Now Available! $7
There’s a fine line I try to walk in these reviews, where I theoretically tell the audience enough about a comic to pique their interest without giving too much away. Some people don’t mind at all and some people would even prefer to learn as much as possible about something before buying it, but I can’t stand spoilers so you’ll get no such information from me. That being said, it’s really tough not to spoil anything in this one. It starts as a conversation between two female friends in a bar. Ramani is upset because her boyfriend hasn’t been the same since he witnessed the death of his friend Jericho. His other friend Abdul was with him at the time, but they’ve since stopped speaking and the details of the death are left vague. After some searching (without her boyfriend Ken being involved) they manage to locate Abdul, but he’s off in the mountains and unreachable. Anything past that point would be giving too much away, at least in my view, as a good deal of the joy I got out of reading this issue was the constant, completely unexpected surprises and I’m not coming close to ruining that for anybody. I will say that it’s gorgeous, funny and smart, three very good things in a comic, and I’m more than a little curious to see what else Richy has done. Richy lives in London, so the exchange rate puts this up to about $7, but it’s a fat comic and well worth it.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Tempo Lush #10: The Heartache of Square McBear
Well, if I’ve learned nothing else from the weekly reviews of this collection, it’s that it is possible to make a set of ten mini comics seem like an epic. And all it took was not reviewing them as a clump! This issue is, as you can probably guess from the cover, the story of Square McBear and his heartache. He is in love with Boxy McFoxy, but it seems that she doesn’t know he’s alive. He chats with her flatmate (Circle McTurtle) and learns that he is not really her type. From there he gets more advice from characters that rhyme, tokes up and gets nothing out of it, and finally goes to the local comic store to cheer up. I try to never spoil the ending of a comic, but because this is the last issue of the set and because the ending is so fantastic, I’m going to tell you how it ends, so stop here if you don’t want to know. It turns out that Foxy is also a fan of comics, she sees the pile he’s getting and tells him that they should get together to chat. Ah, the dream of the single comic fan everywhere: that the person you’re interested in is secretly interested not only in comics, but in the kind of comics you read. Bravo to the whole set, here’s hoping it gets picked up at a few places here in the U.S. so more people get a chance to see it. If the $16.50 price scares you, well come on, what else are you going to spend that money on, food? It’s not like that food is going to sitting on your shelf for years to come, or here’s hoping it’s not. The whole package is worth picking up.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Tempo Lush #9: You Are Such a Pathetic Loser
If you can read that text on the lower half of the scan, you already know what the book is all about. If you can’t, it says “22 responses to an insult”, and yep, that’s what you get here. It tells you some excellent responses by being dismissive, foul mouthed, self deprecating, psychological, sexist, visual, sensitive, and violent, among other ways, and you can count how many are left for yourself if you’d like. It’s a simple concept done well, and he once again manages to make the last panel excellent and completely unexpected. There really just isn’t a whole lot more to be said about this, so for once I’m just going to shut up about instead of rambling on and on. $16.50 for the set, and still not a stinker in the bunch…
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Tempo Lush #8: The Sculptor
Hey look, a silent comic! I was wondering if Richy was going to get around to that in this set. This is the story of a man who sees a huge chunk of rock and sets to sculpting it. Um, this might be clear from the title. As he is sculpting he is noticed by a rich man, who offers him a sizable chunk of change once it’s finished. Sadly, sculpting takes precision and the artist is briefly distracted, which leads to some serious damage. The artist is devastated but still determined, and he eventually gets another offer to finish his sculpture. Still, there are so many distractions out there, and it’s so easy to deliver that fatal blow to a sculpture. If I say more than this I’ll ruin the ending, and it was a delightful ending that I somehow didn’t see coming (one of those “oh, of course that’s where it was going” reactions, but clever enough for me to miss it). Another solid entry to this collection, which is a perfect 8 for 8 so far, and is right around $16.50 for the set.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Tempo Lush #6: The A-Z of Absolute Truth
Well, that is certainly a definitive title. This mini is a slight change from a mini comic format I’ve seen more than a few times in my years of reading as many minis as humanly possible: doing an image per letter of the alphabet. This time around it’s done in the guise of a comic adaptation of song lyrics, and I get the distinct impression that the band is Richy’s as well. Shame on him, he’s not allowed to be good at comics AND music. The rest of us might well get a complex of some kind. Anyway, some of the choices for letters are amusing (I particularly enjoyed the randomness of mentioning volcanoes (and then saying, for some reason, that they never tear your home apart), how God and homosexuals hate each other and the cliffhanger of never explaining the reference to the octopus), some mildly amusing and some just plain lazy. I mean, cat and dog? Maybe it rolls of the tongue better in the song. If it was all by itself maybe this comic would be considered so-so, but in the rich tapestry of the whole teddy bear box seat it’s a wonderfully complementary mini. $16.50 for the set of ten comics.
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Posted by Kevin
April 22, 2010
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Tempo Lush #4: Mish Mash Mosh
Not only has Richy managed to come up with something fresh and interesting for each of the three minis I’ve read so far, he has also managed to make a great mini involving multiple ideas with this one. Yes, this means single panel gag strips, and stories of a few panels, and even a “big” story involving the entire back page. When this tiny thing is folded open, that is, as a big story involving only one panel wouldn’t be that impressive. Or would it? Hey, there’s an idea for somebody with writer’s block: can you cram an entire story in one panel? Better yet, should you? OK, I’m wandering. As I said, this comic has several things going on, including making pies in the shape of famous actors, a llama in disguise, falling in love with your therapist, an old man counting people he’d like to kill, Tori Amos’s previous life as a doodle, freezing time to steal mints, and trying to rein in the powers of Cereal Box Tip Over Girl. Then there’s the big story, and it’s all about finding the perfect woman, featuring a few guest artists and models, all combining to turn what should be a good idea into something hideous. If I haven’t mentioned it yet, I appreciate how Richy crams these minis full. Even on the legal and link pages he’s managing to throw a joke or two in there, making the most out of the tiny amount of space he has to use. I’m very clearly smitten with this set, and this is without even being halfway through it. I’m sure there’s a stinker in here somewhere, as the law of averages says that at least one of these minis was rushed out or half-baked. So far so great though, and I’m gradually starting to believe that that might be true for all the minis. The collection is $16.50 US, and I have mentioned the adorable little teddy bear container that holds all these minis, right?
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