Ayuyang, Rina – Namby Pamby #2

April 22, 2010

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Namby Pamby #2

Psychodelic scanner, go! Sorry, it doesn’t look that crappy, although the watercolor things still kind of bugs me, but it’s more because of its effect on the lettering than anything else. Really smudges it up and makes it hard to read, but the art is actually growing on me. This one is a lot quieter than the first issue. The bulk of the book is stories about diners and the people that eat at them, night after night. It’s the kind of thing that easy to forget if you don’t have a regular eatery of your own and can make you reminisce big time about high school, where a crappy place like Denny’s became a home away from home at times. She’s got some talent, that’s for sure. A little bit more work with the lettering and this could have been a really beautiful book, but it still looks pretty nice. No subscription info this time so maybe she’s backing off a little bit, but here’s hoping she keeps it up. The comics world can never go wrong with another quiet, meditative voice, contact info is above to see what else she has available or you could just go to her website


Ayuyang, Rina – Namby Pamby #1

April 22, 2010

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Namby-Pamby #1

So is it best to start out negative and then point out the positive things, or vice versa? First off, I’m really curious to see #2. There was a lot of potential here and she can tell a story that keeps me interested. It’s just… well, the art is incredibly sloppy at times. I can’t complain too much about that for her first time out of the gate, but I can offer a few words of advice. I don’t know that much about copiers, but this would have been better served with darker copies, or perhaps without so much of the background filled in. It looks like she used watercolors of something and then copied it, which looks awful. The art beneath that is kind of cute, it’s just hard to see it. As for the stories, they held my attention. The first one, Counter Help, was interesting, but it was also the sloppiest visually in the book. House of Horrors, about her and some friends volunteering to work in a haunted house, was a great story, no problems there. That one filled up most of the book, leaving room for the mostly forgettable (and very short) Grin and Bear It and Here, There. Far from terrible, but nothing that sticks in my mind. So, overall, I’d say give her some time to grow as an artist.  She was possibly experimenting with a style with this one, I don’t know, but she can be a pretty good writer. E-mail her for subscription info (see, only people who are dedicated offer subscriptions, right?).


Ayo, Little Garden #2

April 22, 2010

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Little Garden #2

Remember my review for the last issue of this series? Well, it’s the same for this one, only moreso. What, you want more? OK, fine. You have the same basic setup here as the first issue, a word (or two or three) on the left side and a drawing on the right side. This one made even less sense than the last one to me, but I’m not entirely sure it’s supposed to make sense. The impressions I get from this are working, killing time, chatting and looking for reasons not to work. See? You probably would have been better off with the one sentence review I started this off with…


Ayo – Little Garden #1

April 22, 2010

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Little Garden #1

Here’s another one of those minis where it’s too short to get much more than a simple impression of the book, or at least that’s my cop-out way of dealing with writing a review of it. From the sample you can see that there is a few words of text on the left side and an image on the right side pretty much all the way through, dealing with working in the garden, stealing and playing. It doesn’t come together as much of a linear story in my mind, more like a series of postcards with the same characters on them. Here’s hoping that makes sense to somebody besides me. It’s too tiny to say much about without just repeating the whole thing here, but I will say that if you like his other book (like me), then you’ll probably like this one (like me). If you haven’t seen his other book, well, then just check that one out first and then come back for this one, if you want my advice. If you don’t, then why are you still reading this? Website is up there, this one is $1…


Ayo – 80 Gun #1

April 22, 2010

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80 Gun #1

Why aren’t there any political comic books? Or, for that matter, any comics at all that deal with events going on in the world, our place in it and where it might all be headed? Sure, there are plenty that are focused on where individual people are headed, and plenty more that are about characters who point you to lessons about the world in general, but where the hell are all the comics about the world? Sorry to go off on a rant there, but I was just curious. There are two stories in this one. The first is a story ostensibly about food and what happens to it every step of the way (getting it, eating it, digesting it), although it also veers briefly into how the US is capable of handing out food while we’re bombing the people who are eating it. The second story deals with television and the time-wasters that come with it, and how we can’t escape it in almost anything we do these days. If either of these sound overly preachy, somehow that’s not how they come across, which is the mark of a pretty successful piece of art, in my book. The writing and the art are sparse and effective, making this a pretty quick read, but something that sticks in your brain. Here’s a website with a little more info, I also have a few other books from this guy and I can’t wait to read more, as I was thoroughly impressed with my first look…


Aulisio, Pat – Quotidian

April 22, 2010

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Quotidian

Because I make such a mess of trying to explain these things coherently, here’s the intro from the author: “Meet Quotidian, a joyful gent who’s fond of an adventure or two. Join him in his everyday life of exploring the world, fighting off wild beasts, getting loaded, and rocking out with his band”. It’s a silent tale of Quotidian, a “gent” that looks sort of like the blob in a gorilla suit. He does the things mentioned above and even falls in love, or at least lust. Pat’s work has vaguely reminded me of Jim Woodring’s Frank stuff for a while, but this is the closest it has come to that work in quality. I wouldn’t say he’s there yet, but give him another 20 years or so at this (like Mr. Woodring) and he’s got a shot at it. I love how almost nothing in his books comes from the real world. It’s a joy to see something that comes this purely from imagination, even if the mind behind it is a bit warped. Hell, especially if the mind behind it is a bit warped. Oh, and Quotidian also shoots what looks like a laser beam out of his groin. And have I mentioned yet that the whole comic is a story, no sketchbook pages or shorties in there to mess up the flow? Excellent stuff, and the perfect book to introduce people to Pat, as I’m pretty sure there’s nothing to particularly offend in this one…


Aulisio, Pat – Vagary Syntax

April 22, 2010

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Vagary Syntax

Pat seems to be all over the place with his issue titles, which is fine by me (and the title here is wonderful once you read the definition on the cover), as he doesn’t seem to be going for a long narrative at the moment anyway. This one is another collection of odds and ends. There’s the one coherent story from Creatures Saying Foul Things, a wonderfully disgusting story following a mosquitoish creature that infects an ape, a fat rocker eating dinner, some violence to an adorable creature, and, of course, a trip through monster forest. Tucked in with all of this are many pages of sketches and other shorties from guest artists, and it all rounds out to a pretty solid issue. As always, kudos to Pat for keeping these things cheap and I for one don’t mind a bit watching him figure out new and interesting ways to creep me out every few months or so…


Aulisio, Pat – Creatures Saying Foul Things

April 22, 2010

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Creatures Saying Foul Things

Were you one of those people who, while reading past issues of Revolution With A Catchy Phrase, thought “Gee, these stories are fine, but what I really want to see are those grotesque creatures conversing with other grotesque creatures in full page spreads, with all the horrific details clearly visible?” If that’s the case, you’re in luck! All manner of horrors are in here, with the added benefit of being funny too. He does “ruin” it in the end by throwing in a three page coherent story, but I think that can be excused just this once. This is not for the squeamish or for the kiddies, but there’s some funny stuff in here, providing that you’re not easily offended.


Aulisio, Pat – Badassitude

April 22, 2010

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Badassitude (flip comic with Craig Coleman) Now Available! $1

Look out, it’s a flip book! OK, possibly nothing to get alarmed about after all. I wish more people would do comics this way; it’s a great way to see people that you’ve possibly never heard of. Pat has a couple of selections for his half. First there’s a silent tale with a rocking band, vomited from the very heavens to rock. Then there’s a shortie that you might have already seen if you’d ordered his stuff from the online store, as I was passing it out as a freebie, about a couple of, um, “guys” talking about a new hot chick at work while going about their business. Craig’s side of things is relatively simple: a whore gets shorted on her pay and takes it out on everybody near her, samurai style. Granted, the ending was something you could see coming, but it was nicely done. All in all, a pretty decent mix of stories for a buck.


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With a Catchy Phrase #7

April 22, 2010

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Revolution With A Catchy Phrase #7

Pat seems to be getting tired of telling anything remotely resembling a traditional story. Of course, traditional storytelling is overrated anyway, so it doesn’t make that big of a difference. Even in his one “main” story here, involving people watching advanced aliens of all kinds have sex (until they eventually start having sex with them too, and then bad things are bound to happen), he breaks up the four page tale with a couple of asides. Then most of the rest of the book is simply images of various horrific creatures as well as a few one page stories about puking and a persuasive giraffe. Another OK issue but I prefer it with a bit more story. Purely personal preference, as it’s hard to look at that cover and not love this issue more than just a little bit…


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With a Catchy Phrase #6

April 22, 2010

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Revolution With A Catchy Phrase #6

Who likes things growing out of places where they shouldn’t? Or a prostitute service where you get to eat the hooker when you’re done? Or Bananoid? This is collection of random short stories mixed in with a lot of sketchbook pages (or something that looks suspiciously like sketchbook pages), which is the kind of thing that usually annoys me as obvious filler, but in this case it lends to the overall creepy feeling you get when reading these stories, so it all works out in the end. Probably only half of this is “story”, but you won’t feel cheated on those sketches, I can tell you that. Sickened, perhaps, but if you’re looking for fluffy bunnies these comics aren’t probably the first place you would look. Although there are bunny slippers in this, and Pat manages to make even that look slightly deranged. Regardless, this is another good one, if you don’t mind a little bit of nastiness.


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With a Catchy Phrase Collected Edition

April 22, 2010

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Revolution With A Catchy Phrase Collected Edition Now Available! $2

Who’s been saying all along that the comics are the best part of this zine? I think it was me, unless I kept those comments to myself, but I’ve been thinking it all along, I swear I have. Anyway, this isn’t a complete collection by any means, as those samples from the first two issues don’t seem to be in here, but all the good stuff from #5 and some other stuff that I’ve never seen is in here. There’s no way in hell that I can make this all make some kind of logical sense in a review, but it’s a blast and funny, so you could do a whole lot worse. Oh, OK, here goes: in here you have eggs, a recycled grandma, Boca, orange juice, and all the things I talked about in my review for #5. If that makes it sound like it’s not so complicated after all, that’s only because I’m not telling it right. Look, it’s a bit sloppy, granted, but this isn’t a story that you’ve ever seen before or will ever see again, which is always a plus in my book.


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With a Catchy Phrase #5

April 22, 2010

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Revolution With a Catchy Phrase #5 Now Available! $1.50

Remember how my only real complaint with the first two issues of this series was the essays and things done by people other than Pat? Well, I’m not sure when it happened (missed a couple of issues in there), but it’s all Pat now, meaning that it’s all comics, also meaning that it’s all completely bizarre. Oh, and the art looks better too. Still not fantastic, but getting to be pretty good. Do I have to try to decipher this for a review? Oh man… OK, I’ll try. There are these three…um, beings. One is a knight trying to find a quest, one is an old man who happens to torture and kill things, one is a satyr who also kills things, and one is what appears to be mostly a regular guy, at least so far. They all meet in a bar, have some adventures… aw, forget it. You have to read this to get anything at all out of it. What I just briefly described was the bulk of the comic. Other than that you have a relentless quest for eggs, a searing hot french fry, serious bloodshed, Boca, a man with a gun in his back, recycled grandma and a faulty human mask. Any serious quibbles I had with this comic are gone now, and you could do a whole lot worse than to check this out. Unless you’re looking for a coherent story with a happily ever after or the wonders of page after page of angst, then there are other places you could probably go. Contact info is up there, this one is also in the online store, if you’d rather buy it there…


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With a Catchy Phrase #2

April 22, 2010

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Revolution with a Catchy Phrase #2

OK, this one isn’t as good. The comics are hilarious, don’t get me wrong. They’re growing on me in a big way. This one is about an old man, a clown, a ninja, Scott Baio, some monsters, and LeVar Burton. I’m not even going to try and describe it, but I’d like four pounds of whatever he’s on, unless it’s just plain old human kindness, in which case none for me, thanks. There are also a couple of short comics by Simon Kugel, one of which is funny, and one of which mostly isn’t. Still, enough to spend a dollar on, as long as you don’t bother with the essays. There’s one by a newcomer, Justin Klugh, which might have been good (it was about video games), but the copy was screwed up and it cuts off the first few letters of every line. I tried, but it was just too annoying to deal with. Alan Ferich talks about his life and Simon Kugel talks about shoes. Neither one of those is as dull as I’m making them out to be, but they’re sure not as exciting as you might think. Still, the comics make this completely worthwhile, and I liked the other essays from these guys, so they could definitely put something good together for #3. $1!


Aulisio, Pat – Revolution With A Catchy Phrase #1

April 22, 2010

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Revolution with a Catchy Phrase #1

I’m almost positive that I already have something from this guy up on the site, but I can’t find it. How sad is that? Anyway, this zine is ridiculous, and I mean that in the best possible way. The only comic story is about zombies who come to life while some people decide that they want to try and steal Tom Selleck’s soul. Jesus comes down to help and mayhem and hilarity ensue. It looks like crap, mostly, but there’s a sense of fun here that hard to completely ignore. Worth a look if you like old horror movies and Jesus. Then there are a couple of essays by Simon Kugel (and I know he’s around here somewhere) that tell about why a revolution isn’t going to happen and stuff about Capitalism. Throw in one final essay by Alan Ferich about why Adam Sandler and David Spade are stupid and you have a zine! It’s OK, overall. Not going to set the world on fire or anything, but fun. Oh, and there’s an interview with the band This Radiant Boy, another indie band I’ve never heard or. You damned kids! Here’s a website, this is $1.


Aulisio, Pat – Boot Legs

April 22, 2010

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Boot Legs

Wow, this page is so old that I didn’t even have a spellcheck option.  Huzzah for clearing out ancient typos!  This is the first book I’ve seen from Pat in ages (and there were plenty more in the package), and he mentions in the letter that I’ve been reading his comics since he was 14 (he’s 23 now).  Yes, I am indeed getting old.  This comic is just what it looks like from that cover: a parody book of Marvel and DC heroes.  There are a few stories in here, all of which have at least something to recommend them.  First up is Spider-Man hanging out with Lizard, eventually getting MJ in on the action.  Next you have the X-Men (Gambit, Wolverine, Cyclops and Storm in this case) drinking, going to band practice and accidentally blasting a hole in the wall of the girls bathroom.  The story with Daredevil and Punisher ends up about where you’d expect it to if you’ve ever read the comics, as those two are so clearly in love with each other.  Next is my personal favorite: Ghost Rider versus Aquaman.  Ghost Rider has gone green, switching to a bicycle, and is almost run off the road by an inexplicably driving Aquaman.  A hilariously brief fight ensues.  Finally there’s a Batman story in which he tries to convince Superman to drink and smoke pot, gets Catwoman drunk and has sex with her on a pile of money.  It’s great to hear from Pat again, even better to get some good old-fashioned parody stories of Marvel and DC big shots.  No price on this but I’d guess a buck or two…

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Aulisio, Pat – Pat Makes Drawings #2

April 22, 2010

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Pat Makes Drawings #2

Here’s hoping that Pat keeps up this business of making drawings, because he sure has a knack for it.  The images in this issue were consistently remarkable, to the point where I’m going to ramble about them in bit of detail, so be warned.  First, the cover is full color (obviously), and he takes advantage of that fact on the inside cover but, as you probably wouldn’t believe me if I told you that it was a drawing of flowers, I won’t mention it.  Then there’s another solid page of color in the middle, which means that there’s a full color centerfold.  Much as I hate tearing apart comics I might just have to pull this one out and put it on my wall, as it’s a smorgasbord involving what appears to be a sun (vomiting geometric shapes), a creature wooing a snake monster, clipped images of people dancing and laughing, and a hollow giant.  Or something like that.  The other color images are of a hairy man and his boombox and a jam session involving Teen Wolf, Mr. T and E.T.  He could have just left the rest of the comic blank and I would have been happy, but wait, there’s more!  You have the summit of the kings, elephant pants, flower eyes, a fire creature reaching the top of the mountain, and the Creature From The Black Lagoon sharing a tender moment with his child.  That still leaves plenty for you to discover, and I once again thoroughly enjoyed a comic without much of a coherent story.  That’s still a rarity, so it should at least slightly stand out.  No price again, but with the color pages I’m guessing $4 this time.

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Aulisio, Pat – Pat Makes Drawings #1

April 22, 2010

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Pat Makes Drawings #1

Quick, what’s this comic about?  Yes, this is the case where the title gives it all away, although technically that title could apply to every comic ever made.  This isn’t a sketchbook though, as all the drawings in here are of higher quality than your average sketches.  Pat starts off with drawings of cute animals (although he can’t help but put odd things on them) and moves on to kinky sluts.  From here he has some regular old comic stories, dealing with two creatures walking on an indescribable landscape and talking religion, the strip I sampled below (and that “thumbs up” made my day), and the eternal question of whether that is, in fact, a banana in your pants.  Throw in a few more drawings towards the end (which I’m keeping a mystery, as why not save a few surprises?) and voila!  It’s a comic.  Oh, I almost forgot the best part: the post-breakup letter to an ex (no idea if this is really Pat’s letter but I doubt it) that descends into madness involving mandatory metal teeth for all.  His drawings have gotten a lot cleaner over the years, but he’s managed to hold onto that overall sense of unreality and insanity that suits his stuff so well.  If you’re one of those comic readers who prefers all stories, all the time (like I usually do), there are plenty to choose from on this page, including a few things I still have left in the store.  If you’re just a fan of his stuff there’s more than enough in here to make it worthwhile.  No price, so let’s say $2.

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Aulisio, Pat – Untitled

April 22, 2010

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Untitled

This is a collection of some of Pat’s shorter pieces and also includes Quotidian, which I reviewed ages ago and it’s way, way at the bottom of this ridiculously massive page.  Short recap for today: I don’t remember it being nearly that, for lack of a better term, fucked up.  I’d also swear that he either cleaned up the art a bit or he was better than I thought at the time, as the story really looks amazing.  Tons of small details that I either didn’t see the first time through or have since forgotten because of the ravages of age.  Other than that the short pieces include the joys of crossing the streams, the matter of perspective when it comes to giant creepy monsters, and how it’s always best to lull a creature into complacency before bashing its head in with a rock.  Quotidian also comes across after those short pieces as being something of an epic, what with the love story, fighting off evil monsters and starring in a rock band.  I liked it just fine as a stand alone comic (back then Pat was mostly doing comics with all kinds of stories), but these little pieces really serve to contrast that story.  It’s probably worth picking up even if you already read Quotidian, and I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess most of you missed it the first time around.  No price, but what with that fancy cover I’d say it’s at least $2.

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Archer, Dan – What A Whopper

April 22, 2010

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What a Whopper

A comic with a message!  Sorry, even with all the chaos in the world I rarely see something cross my desk that’s this socially conscious, with all sorts of links to boot.  This is the story of migrant workers in general and a group of workers in Florida from last year specifically.  Did you know that a fair amount of migrant workers are essentially legalized slaves?  Sure looks like it’s true.  And don’t start with any crap about how they choose to come here and the free market has to regulate itself.  One read through of this issue will show what a joke that is, not to mention if you happen to dig even a little bit through the links on the back page.  The connection to Burger King is simple: even after several companies finally did the right thing and accepted some regulations, Burger King wouldn’t do so, offering increasingly ridiculous reasons as to why not.  Dan says that after this was published BK did finally accept some of these conditions (like, for example, a 1 cent raise per pound of tomatoes) but it still holds up as a powerful, concise and even entertaining recap of the circumstances a good chunk of the unseen population of this country lives with every day.  Or they used to, anyway.  Things do seem to be improving, but man were they ever in the crapper to start with.  $3