Cardini, William (aka Mark Hensel) – Froghead Hangover

April 22, 2010

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Froghead Hangover

Quick, what’s going on in that cover?  If you don’t have it sitting in front of you you’re out of luck, as it continues on the back cover.  Froghead is sitting in front of an empty bottle of booze, and an old man (who you may remember from the last issue) is passed out nearby.  It’s a nice cover; I’d sample it but the size would either screw up the page or, if I shrunk it down enough, it would lose its impact anyway.  So how about the comic?  The old man wakes up and is surprised to see a serenely smug frog head, as he has little recollection of the previous night.  He tosses out the frog head (and I just love how it never changes expression), freshens up and starts to remember things, like how he ran into a shaman at the bar, invited him back to his house and beat his at Dr. Mario.  Satisfied, the old man decides to leave to get some food and finds the frog head where he tossed it… but grown to a ridiculous size.  Anything else I say is ruining the awesome, awesome ending, and I just won’t do it.  I’ll just say that any ambivalence I had about the last issue is gone with this one, as this is a pile of fun.  Those frog eyes will haunt you if you’re not careful, if you read this you’ll see what I mean.  Check it out already.  If this is what William can do when he’s rushed for a con, I say he never has to take his time on a comic again.  Since the last one was $2.50, let’s just say this one is the same price.

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Canini, Brian – The Satan Spectacular

April 22, 2010

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The Satan Spectacular

The problem with dopey humor is that sometimes it becomes too dopey. The book doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on when the humor falls flat, and that’s what a lot of this book does. Basically it’s an excuse to put Satan in a variety of odd positions (going swimming, clubbing, and telling a story to children). Derek Baxter wrote a couple of the stories, so I can’t put all the blame/credit on Brian this time. Still, there were a few good moments, particularly in the clubbing story. Not that the other two comics were masterpieces of modern literature or anything, but this one was just kind of dull and some of the punchline jokes fell completely flat. Add that to the fact that it’s $2.95 and shoddily put together and you should probably just stay away. Look, check out his other stuff, if you love it, you know where to get this one. The other ones are cheaper though, so it makes more sense to try them first.


Canini, Brian – The Adventures of Plungerboy #2

April 22, 2010

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The Adventures of Plungerboy #2

More of the same, meaning more of my chuckling to myself at random bits of silliness involving superhero and supervillain parodies. Hey, I didn’t think I would find it funny either, but there you go. I do have to point out, though, that his cover isn’t centered. It’s possible to screw up on the centering once or twice in the actual comic and get away with it, but on the cover? Come on, that’s just plain lazy. Still $1 and, like I said, it made me smile.


Canini, Brian – The Adventures of Plungerboy #1

April 22, 2010

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The Adventures of Plungerboy #1

This book has a lot of things that I hate about mini comics. Misspellings, invented grammar, poor xeroxing skills with words disappearing off the page with alarming frequency… and I still thought it was kind of funny at times. That says a lot. There’s not much here that exactly sets the world on fire. The story is your typical superhero parody stuff, but Brian has a dopey, simplistic approach to humor and it’s hard not to at least smile at how stupid some of the jokes are. Not sure if that’s what he was going for, but there are some genuine laughs in this too. Check out his website, there are enough samples there for you to find out whether or not you want to send him a few bucks for some comics. These are $1 a piece, and it’s up to #4 according to his site.


Cagle, Susie – Favorites

April 22, 2010

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Favorites

OK, answer this honestly now: do you have a pair of shoes that you wear all the time that, by any honest standard, should have been thrown out ages ago? I’d be willing to bet that even if you don’t have one now, you have at one point in your life. This comic is, as Susie confesses on the cover, ” a sappy autobiographical story about Susie Cagle’s shoes”. She takes us from the day she got her shoes (a gift from her grandma) all the way to… well, today. Not to ruin it or anything, but there is no great moment in here about how she finally realizes that the shoes have to go. She does have a rule about then the shoes have to go (my rule was always “once the soles become detached”), namely, “once you can see a whole toe”, but she manages to get out of that one by using duct tape. In between we get a tour of what exactly the shoes have been through and why exactly they probably should have been tossed ages ago. Even if you’re one of those odd people who throws their shoes out every 6 months or so, there are still more than enough quiet, personal moments in here to make it worth taking a look. It’s $2, or you can get this along with her other minis (which will be up here shortly) for $5.


Cagle, Susie – This Is What Concerns Me

April 22, 2010

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This Is What Concerns Me

If there was a “truth in advertising” award in mini comics. I’d nominate Susie Cagle.  This mini is a collection, of, well, things that concern her.  Yes, it is more interesting than just making a list, as I’m just now starting to get an appreciation for her use of facial expressions, for one thing.  Some things that concern her (without giving too much away) are: smelling like San Francisco, high heels for babies, Obamania, and crackling knees.  Those are from her short lists.  The longer pieces in here include the ordeal vegans must go through to get groceries, Susie slipping on what I’m sure she hoped was a banana peel, surveillance cameras in her neighborhood, and a possible undercover police station.  So let’s see, in this comic you have your funny, your excellent art (OK, some of the poses looked a little odd, but the facial expressions more than make up for it), and your few things that you didn’t know about before opening the comic.  What more could you ask for for $2?


Cagle, Susie – Nine Gallons #1

April 22, 2010

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Nine Gallons #1

Technically Susie didn’t put a “#1” on this issue, but she did mention in the letter that this was part of a larger product, so I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume future issues.  This is one of those cases where I probably should have gone ahead and scanned the wraparound cover, as it makes the front part a lot clearer.  She also draws some excellent hands, which I know is one of the tougher things to draw.  So how about the comic?  This is the first part of the story of Susie’s time with Food Not Bombs, a group that goes by the theory that with so much money being spent on wars and with the fact that a fraction of that money could feed the world, how do we justify spending any more money on wars?  In this issue she meets other members of the group, starts interacting with homeless people and just generally gets the lay of the land.  There are all the various personalities to consider (the people getting food and the ones she’s working with) and the slight fact that the city officials seem to hate them.  This was a really strong effort on a subject where she could have easily gone preachy and lost her audience.  Everybody in here seems real (she does say she tried to stay as true as possible, just changing a few names), from her awkwardness getting started to the vast array of characters she meets.  It’s a subject that gets just about zero attention and she handles it wonderfully, what more could you want?  $5

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C., Jeremy – Treeby Kooba #2

April 22, 2010

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Treeby Kooba #2

Are you as creeped out by that cover as I am? Really? If not, take a look at it again. The inside is even creepier, but luckily for the reader it’s also fascinating. What would you do if some thing wandering in the street said it could tell you the secret of the universe? Would you give up your job, apartment and girlfriend to find out? That’s the choice Jeremy has to make. Yes, it’s the same Jeremy who is making the comic, and whatever the wall is called where the creator has no interaction with his work has been smashed to little pieces here. Jeremy sees a… thing out of the corner of his eye that shows him something disturbing. Later he also meets the representation of his dead self, and learns that what causes people to do evil is actually physically represented in the brain and it’s possible to get them out. So to do this he goes into another dimension filled with giant shampoo bottles and panda babes…. you know, it’s probably best if you read it for yourself. It came together quite nicely when I read it but I’m afraid a bit would be lost in my transcribing it. It’s a completely unique comic experience, that’s for sure. You might be creeped out, you might be confused, but there’s no chance in the world you can read this and be bored. $2


C., Jeremy – Treeby Kooba #1

April 22, 2010

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Treeby Kooba #1

Once again, I read the issues of a series out of order, only this time it might have even made a difference. This is the “origin story” or Jeremy, detailing his times throughout the ages being reincarnated over and over and over again as all sorts of different things. Based on reading this issue, I’m not sure if Jeremy is supposed to be Treeby Kooba or if Treeby is just a pal who shows up in his dreams, but I suppose it’s not important. The vast majority of the issue is dedicated to Jeremy finally landing in his current body and growing up in the 80’s. If that sounds too normal to you, well, no. There are a couple of thoroughly bizarre dreams in here as well as the fact that Jeremy, having been reincarnated so many times, apparently notices the opposite sex much earlier than other children, like at 4 and a half. A fantastic read again, this one might be more “normal” if people are afraid to just dive right into the insanity of the second issue. $2


Byrne, Brendan (editor) – Toenail Clippings #4

April 22, 2010

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Toenail Clippings #4

What a treat this book is. Maybe we can get lucky and they can bottle the formula to make the perfect anthology. OK, fine, maybe it isn’t perfect. I’m sure there are a few things I didn’t like. Here, let me look through it again. Hey, there’s no Devildoll in this Dragonface and Devildoll story by Des McElroy. Too bad it’s still a great story without her. Yep, liked the short from Bob Byrne. And the one with the pictures, and I can (sadly enough) relate to the one from Brendan Byrne. Here, take a look at it, learn a little about me.

Sad, huh? Here’s the Loser Squadron and that’s always good… liked the rest of the stuff on the page… I’ll tell you what, I’ll just yell if I see something I don’t like. I’ve been kind of unconvinced about Kick the Cat until now, that one was fantastic. Christ, the Monster Truck Bonanza story… Sorry folks, nothing to complain about here. I think you should send them $5 or so immediately (it’s a big anthology and it looks great, don’t worry, it’s worth it), but I’m insanely biased towards good comics. OK, here’s another sample. I know I already used one of these for #3 but sometimes I just have no self-control at all.


Byrne, Brendan (editor) – Toenail Clippings #3

April 22, 2010

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Toenail Clippings #3

One of the biggest changes I’ve noticed about myself since I became a comic “reviewer” is my reaction to anthologies. Back in my innocent days I would be excited to see one, happy at the chance to be able to find the one or two good stories in a book that would point me in the direction of new people that I should be looking for. Now my reaction is dread, because how in the hell are you supposed to recommend anthologies to people? They’re none of them 100% good, and none of them 100% bad. The main thing to look for is whether or not the book entertains you all the way through even though there are a bunch of people doing stories. It helps to have a balance too, unless you’re going for a theme. Some funny stories, some serious ones, some that strike you as sheer poetry, maybe even a little mayhem thrown in. This one, to quote other glowing reviews of other things (I haven’t seen any other reviews of this), has it all. I was going to review all the issues today but then I realized that I would be in bed by the time I finished the whole thing, so the other two will have to wait for another day. I will say now though that they are both exceptional, with #2 being slightly stronger. I’ll figure out why when I review them both, but that’s what struck me from reading them just now.

This one, however, I can talk about at length. I had a hard time holding it to just two samples, but I don’t want to give too much away. It opens up with Steven Weekes’ Tales From the Planet Erk, which is altogether too short for my liking, mostly because I found myself guffawing a couple of times while reading this, and I didn’t even know I could do that. Here. I’ll give you one example of the story, you can figure out for yourself if you want to read it after seeing this:

Brendan Byrne holds down the fort with some of the more serious pieces in the book, and if any of you thinks that’s a bad thing after a funny story, you’re completely wrong. There’s an art to making an anthology and even funny books need some reflection on life and past happenings. It helps that Brendan apparently has the literary ability of a skilled writer, granted, but it makes the whole book much more even. Paul Jennings then draws the last e-mail he received from his friend Charlie, which might seem like an exercise in futility until you read the actual e-mail. Brendan gets a funny piece in next with Love in the 31st Century, with robots talk about their troubles with women. You know, I was going to run down this entire book, but I don’t like analyzing stuff like this. I have to say though that I think Gavin Beattie is a fucking genius, or at least he has the makings of one. That skateboard sample is his, and he has a strip in every issue where one man gives another a picture of the Pope doing various embarrassing things. Funny, funny stuff. If we’re all lucky he’ll get chained to a drawing table some time soon and be forced to draw comics for our amusement. Are there weak pieces at all? Um… not really. Not in this one, anyway. Maybe the butterfly story? That’s only one page and it’s not bad, it just doesn’t stand out much. In case you haven’t gotten it yet, I was completely won over by this.  I hope Brendan doesn’t mind me using so many samples, and I apologize if it seems like I’m gushing, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen a really good anthology. Go to the homepage if you haven’t seen enough samples yet and get a subscription. That’s what I’m going to do, as soon I can figure out how much these cost in American dollars…


Byrne, Bob – Mbleh! #2

April 22, 2010

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Mbleh! #2

Here I was, all set to write a review about this wonderful comic when I saw an ad for Big If books at the back of his comic, and they have a quote from me in their ad! It’s a stupid thing that I said, true, but it seems to suit their purpose. Anyway, this is another funny comic from Bob Byrne. He he, “Daddy bag”… Anyway, there are all kinds of stories in here. The biggest one of the bunch is about a small child who craps gold, but the gold only lasts a little while. Eh, I probably gave too much away already. There’s also a great story about a man on his day off, to which I can sadly relate. That’s before I had the website, of course, because now I spend all my free time on this. All of it! Anyway, buy this. If I thought even a little bit that the first issue was slightly uneven, he has all the bugs worked out here. Funny and insightful from start to finish, and he has some of the busiest art that I’ve seen. Meaning, for those of you don’t know, that there are all kinds of things to study in those panels. Background characters, facial expressions, store signs (my favorite on the first read through was “Hardcore Prawn”… Just buy it! If nothing else, you have to be curious to see the quote they pulled from my review, right? Sorry about the crappy scan again. Anybody out there know how I can get rid of that stupid zipatone effect, seeing as how it’s not in the comic at all but shows up in my scans? You do all know that I hardly know anything at all about computers, right? If not, my cover is blown…
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Byrne, Bob – Mbleh! #1

April 22, 2010

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Mbleh! #1

Here’s the first of what I hope to be many solo books from one of the fine contributors to Toenail Clippings. If you’re been reading this page for any length of time you know that I think that’s just about the best ongoing anthology out there, and Bob was one of the big reasons for that. It feels like a lazy review to just say that you should really discover everything about this for yourself, but it’s true. OK, I’ll tell you a little bit about it. Grated cheese, pubic hair, hookers with one arm, mature poodles, aliens, shrink rays, and brainy ants. Did I mention that that’s just the first story? I usually just casually mention the website too, but let me tell you that you should really head on over there. If you wonder at all what the guy is all about, there are all kinds of samples over there. I’m talking twenty pages or so of his comics, so you’ll have no excuse not to buy some of his stuff after seeing that. Really, Bob was one of many favorites from the anthology, and he’s done nothing but raise my opinion of his work with this comic. I’m not sure of the conversion scale to American dollars, but I’m sure he’d be OK with it if you sent him $5 for the first issue. It’s probably a little cheaper than that, but better safe than sorry, right? Sorry the sample looks like crap, my scanner just couldn’t handle it for some reason. Luckily there’s plenty of stuff that looks great on his website…


Busque, Angelica – Morning Star #3

April 22, 2010

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Morning Star #3 Now Available! $10

This thing is huge! That scan doesn’t do it justice. It’s magazine sized, at least 40 pages (I’m not counting it) and did I mention huge? Anyway, Angelica got both of her hips replaced last year (she’s 24), and this book is all about before, during and after her hospital stay. To random encounters with doctors and nurses to the wonderful effects of painkillers to all the little walking things we all take for granted, this was her best effort yet. It didn’t get into excruciating detail about anything, it was just an overview of what it would be like to have major surgery done on you at a time in your life when you’re at your most independent. I’m starting to wish that she would tone down the scratchiness of her artwork just a smidge, but maybe that’s ridiculous. Other than that, this is a flawless comic book.


Busque, Angelica – Morning Star #2

April 22, 2010

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Morning Star #2

One of my favorite things in the world is to read a comic, form an opinion about it and then, due to the sheer number of comics that I read, mostly forget about the person. Flash forward a couple of years, there’s a surprise package in the mail and I get the chance to see how this person that I vaguely remember is doing. She sent me two issues, so I’ll get to the huge #3 in a week or so, but this is all about the normal sized #2. For one thing, it has the one of the best intros to the title page that I’ve ever seen, but I’m not going to ruin it by telling you what it was. Let’s just say that it made me flinch, over here in the safety of my computer chair. A lot of the rest of the comic is dedicated to her boyfriend, but it stays away from being obnoxious about it. Yeah, it’s still a bit similar to King Cat, but she has her own views of the world and has the ability to notice the little things in life and point them out for all to remember. Her comic about the Salvation Army guy berating people for not liking snow was priceless. Anyway, it’s $1 and there will be more for me to peruse next time, but so far I’m sticking with my theory that there’s good stuff to be seen here. E-mail address!


Busque, Angelica – Morning Star #1

April 22, 2010

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Morning Star 1

After reading so many mini comics they can all start to look derivative. This guy read too much Kochlaka, this other guy read too much Evan Dorkin, and this woman read too much John Porcellino, if such a thing is possible. Look, if you’re going to imitate anybody for a comic, he’s one of the best people out there to pick. But… there’s already a John Porcellino out there. This book has a story that ends with the trademark “Drawn on 0/0, Happened 0/0” thing from all the King Cat books and even has a random list of things that she likes. It’s a shame that I spent so much time looking for comparisons to somebody else here, because it looks like her own work could be pretty good. She has a very unique style of scratchy lines that I really like, and there’s just a strange… familiarity with the things that she says in here. Lot of potential here, but she has to find her own voice. Send her an e-mail or send money ($2 is too much for this black and white tiny thing, but I digress) at: 4832 N. Wolcott, Apt. 1NW Chicago, IL 60640.


Burrier, Mark – The Lucky Ones

April 22, 2010

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The Lucky Ones Now Available! $6

Sketchbook review! There, just wanted to save people the trouble who looking for me to say something substantive here, as there is no way to review sketchbooks. If you like Mark’s work (and there’s now plenty of his stuff on this page you could check out), then checking out a sketchbook is a natural extension of his stuff. All sorts of sketches of people, places, things, ideas… what you’d expect from a sketchbook. Mark has almost a letter of apology in the back of the book, saying that this is all just thoughts on paper and that, while there are many artists who do sketchbooks that have them as art in their own right, he wouldn’t consider this as such. That’s more for history to decide, assuming history even notices that people were stapling artistic pamphlets together for their friends and hangers-on. As for present day, it’s a simple formula: if you like Mark’s work, you’d probably be very interested in this. If not, this certainly isn’t the best way to get acquainted with his work.


Burrier, Mark – The Intruder

April 22, 2010

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The Intruder Now Available! $4

Hooray for new stuff from Mark Burrier! This one is a pretty straightforward thriller, as a clerk finds two people making out in a basement room of his store and has to deal with them. Oh, and one of the intruders has a knife. It’s a tense and thoroughly creepy book, and of course it looks gorgeous, as pretty much all of his books that I’ve seen seem to do. $4


Burrier, Mark – Whatever You Love

April 22, 2010

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Whatever You Love


Burrier, Mark – The Pitch

April 22, 2010

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The Pitch

OK, so there’s a ton of “this was my convention experience” comics out there. So what? The world always needs another good story, and it always needs to have a chance to examine its own behavior. For example, I compared Mark to Seth in an earlier review. Turns out that’s a far from unique perspective, but that’s fairly obvious. I’m guessing this is from an SPX, just because of the obvious size of the convention center, but it could have been anywhere. A great look at the inner workings of one of these shows and what the average random guy sitting at a table goes through. Contact info is up there…