Hill, Dan – The Fifty-Flip Experiment #11

August 17, 2010

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The Fifty-Flip Experiment #11

In case you’re curious, yes, the back cover does show the end result from the pose depicted on the front cover.  No, I am not going to show it to you.  Buy the damned book!  Although at the moment Dan’s website appears to be down, and this has also followed a prolonged period of inactivity for the man, so the signs are ominous.  Still, I heard it from the man himself that he will put out another issue, so that’s settled, and I’m sure the site will be up and humming again soon, along with all of humanity learning to love each other.  In “I have to complain at least a little bit” news, the unerased pencil lines are fewer this time around, but the copy smudges and dark spots more than make up for it.  Nothing to be done about it now, so  on to the content!  Stories in here include a running fake newscast gag (involving the horrors of kids reading “e-texts” that are meant for adults and a commercial for a slinky de-tangler), sorting out some angst, the dangers of Garden State addiction, getting a body mod for the kermit face, and a series of strips with the same punchline that somehow got funnier each time, leading up to a grotesquery of funny.   And here’s a fun fact for your Optical Sloth trivia game: I bought a bookcase off Craigslist from Dan Hill.  If you live in town and find something he’s willing to sell, he may even drive it to your house.  I’m mentioning this to point out what a swell guy he is and that maybe you should buy his comics.  Just as soon as he gets his website up and running again…


Update for 8/16/10

August 16, 2010

New review for Asbestos Wick by Eamon Espey and Pork Belly #2 edited by Dan W. Taylor.  Hey, I said I’d do double reviews this week unless I had a job, and I don’t have a job.  I am still looking for people to buy 9 comics this month to help celebrate the site anniversary though, and nothing is sadder than sitting all by yourself at a celebration…


Espey, Eamon – Asbestos Wick

August 16, 2010

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Asbestos Wick

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this comic.  There, I said it.  Anything that I say from this point on will be babble, my attempt to make sense out of something that is most likely not in any way meant to be taken literally.  First, let’s get one thing out of the way: my “not getting” a comic is in no way meant to imply that the comic is bad or in any way not worth reading.  On the contrary, there are several pages of this book (picking just one sample was difficult) that will haunt my dreams, and that has to be considered a good thing.  It’s just that a silent comic where most of the pages resemble that sampled page below and rarely have any of the same characters sticking around for more than a page or two is going to be immune to any kind of conventional analysis.  Look, Eamon has been around for a bit now, and I’m guessing the smarter and more refined among you have already checked out his Wormdye series or graphic novel.  If you already know his name, good news!  He has a couple of new books out.  If not, OK fine, I’ll try to make some sense of this.  Things start off with a creature with the giant head of an owl sitting atop something that looks like a house of worship.  Standing outside is a creature with a baboon head, a creepy smiling face throwing up what appears to be spaghetti for a body, and fat old man legs that are naked except for shoes and socks.  This creature is holding a woman (who is terrified) over its head, and somehow the woman has her breasts clearly visible even though she seems to be wearing a t-shirt.  On the next page the woman has had her head torn off by the baboon creature, and what appears to be an assembly line is picking out a new head for the woman.  Or it is pulling all the possible heads out of her body.  On the third page the head of the woman seems to be shooting energy beams from its eyes, with a snake crawling through its ears, as it is either vomiting fire onto worried people or helping them out through vomit.  Shall I go on?  Things eventually make more sense, then they don’t, then they do again, but it might all be a lie.  Check out the samples on his website or other reviews on this site, that should give you a clear idea of what you’re dealing with.  If you prefer your comics simple, go elsewhere.  If you like a challenge that is at the very least visually rewarding, read Eamon Espey! $4


Taylor, Dan W. (editor) – Pork Belly #2

August 16, 2010

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Pork Belly #2

Ah, another tiny comic where I try to make it seem like I have something relevant away.  Oops, gave away the game there. I may be able to squeeze a few good points out of this review, but no promises here.  That has nothing to do with the quality of the comic (which was excellent, for what it’s worth), more about my own shortcomings, and this review isn’t about me, is it?  There are three stories in this mini, and I didn’t pick Dan’s because it was the only one page strip.  No, it was because it took me until almost when I started writing this review to get the joke, and anything that gets an honest chuckle out of me is definitely worth a sample.  The other stories are The End Of Me by Meeah D’zasteur (about a worm, its life and wonderings about the mysteries of the universe, followed quickly by a brutal death) and Obsessive Compulsive Order by Macedonio Garcia (four silent pages of the various household items that are needed to keep OCD in check).  I think Meeah’s use of the number 4 on one page and 5 on the other, compromising the background behind the four panel pages as they were repeated enough to cover the whole page, was an interesting choice fora background.  Maybe not a good thing, but for somebody like me who is always complaining about the lack of backgrounds in comics, at least some effort was made.  Of course, I was talking about the backgrounds IN the panels and not behind them in general, but why quibble?  It’s another solid mini edited by Dan, and his master plan to get as many artists as possible out there into the comics world is proceeding nicely.


Update for 8/14/10

August 14, 2010

New review for Cops and Crooks #1 by Brian John Mitchell, Eric Shonborn and Jason Young.  Fundraiser/anniversary celebration still going on, all this month, where you get a free comic and a piece of original artwork with every nine comics you order.  And did I mention that I’ll let you pick out the artist for the piece of artwork?


Mitchell, Brian John – Cops and Crooks #1 (with Jason Young & Eric Shonborn)

August 14, 2010

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Cops and Crooks #1

Brian has this listed as a #1, but in this case I don’t get it.  I suppose, if I squint my eyes just right, this could be the perfect beginning of a series.  Or it could be the perfect example of a self-contained comic.  Ah, who cares?  He has a half dozen or so other series that he’s juggling, so either way works for me.  This is the story of, well, cops and crooks.  This has to be close to the shortest flip book around, as half of it deals with a cop and the other half deals with a man who wants to kill all cops and destroy the system.  The cop had a rough but decent life, as his father (also a cop) was killed when he was four years old, but he was raised by a bunch of different cops on the force, with them taking him on their family vacations and generally doing all the things that a father should do.  The other guy had a completely different experience, as his father was taken away by cops before he was even born, so he has, quite naturally, hated them ever since.  There’s also the distinct contrast of the artwork, as Jason Young (I’m guessing the Veggie Dog Saturn Jason Young?) has a clean line with everything seeming to be sweetness and light, while on the Crooks half Eric Shonborn perfectly captures some scratchy (but still intricate) rage.  Like I said, this could go either way in terms of it being a series.  I could see them both eventually crashing into each other, or this just being fine all by itself as a commentary of the intrinsic nature of cops and crooks.  Either way, as always, I’m on board, and you should be too.  $1


Update for 8/13/10

August 13, 2010

New review for Skullyflower #2 by Dragon Green, and maybe I should do double reviews next week to try and get caught up on this pile of comics.  If I get a real job by then it won’t happen; If I don’t, I will.  Fair enough?


Green, Dragon – Skully Flower #2

August 13, 2010

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SkullyFlower #2

The improbably named Dragon Green has kept things moving along nicely with this second issue, and this also shows some clear improvements from the first issue.  Not that the first issue was bad, mind you, but improvements are supposed to made from issue to issue (artistic growth, don’t you know), so I’m always happy to see that pattern hold true.  If you haven’t read the review for the first issue or seen this comic before, I recommend clicking on that website link or finding the old review, because I’m just going to get right into it.  Stories in here include trying to find a food source for the plant, adopting the proper state of mind to be able to deal with one of those big box hardware stores, almost being killed by a stupid woman on a cell phone, getting free stuff due to some corporate butt-covering, teaching the plant to skateboard (and Dragon actually managed to make this plausible; no mean feat) , and discovering that the plant could fly.  That last one might qualify as a spoiler but, then again, it may not.  Reading over her website, it sounds like she’s in a bit of artistic paralysis at the moment, as she sees herself as unable to complete a satisfactory background.  As somebody who often complains about the lack of quality backgrounds in comics, I have to say: don’t let that stop you.  Unless the format changes completely in later comics (and it might, this one is from 2006), she’s doing such a great job on the humor of the book that backgrounds aren’t the biggest deal in the world.  That and it probably isn’t really as bad as she thinks.  Anyway, the comic is worth a look, so why don’t you already? $2


Update for 8/11/10

August 11, 2010

New review today for Smoo #2 1/2 by Simon M., and hey, how about ordering some comics from me?  I have a few goodies offered to make it more worth your while, you know…


M., Simon – Smoo #2 1/2

August 11, 2010

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Smoo #2 1/2

What the heck?  2 and a half?  That wouldn’t be so bad, but the next issue in the pile o’ comics Simon sent is a preview of #3.  I don’t make the rules or anything, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to have two issues between one issue number.  This one is called the “odds and sods” issue, as it supposedly only has bits and pieces of things.  Still, if you go into this expecting a sketchbook or something without a bit of genuine storytelling, that’s not the case at all.  He could have just slapped a “#3” on it and I would have been none the wiser.  Stories in here include a personal rumination on a night spent in a hotel room (and how he was unable to go out and enjoy the town due to feeling guilty about everything), a drunken bar conversation about the baffling behavior of one woman in particular (and the proposed mental sweepers to keep their brains free from “emotional debris”), Simon’s thoughts as utter nothingness, and a winter trip to see Mount Etna in Sicily that seemed to be poorly planned in every way but still a profound experience for him.  OK, maybe the issue was a bit shorter than his other offerings, so I guess that’s where the “1/2” comes from.  I still think he could have gotten away with calling it #3, and if you’re already a fan of his work this isn’t something you should miss.


Update for 8/10/10

August 10, 2010

New review today for The Single Ladies by Amy Martin, and that month-long anniversary sale of mine is still going on.  Scroll around for details, I’m tiring even myself with talking about it every day…


Martin, Amy – The Single Girls

August 10, 2010

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The Single Girls

Ah, the random comics I get in the mail.  Every time I think maybe I should sell all my minis to Poopsheet or anybody else that would take them and move to Iceland to live life as a hermit, I get another pile of comics like this that makes me realize I don’t have things so bad.  This is a collection of strips of varying lengths dealing with the life of single girls.  As should have been blisteringly obvious from the title, but hey, I’m trying to write a review/recap here.  This appears to be the oldest of the books Amy sent to me, but I like to think that 2008 isn’t yet completely outdated.  It starts off with Amy telling the audience exactly what’s coming, as she lists a number of things women are no longer willing to accept (wifeliness, sex in front of the tv, domesticity) and what they’re going to have instead (dancing alone, some fancy drinks).  Conservative types who have managed to make it to 2010 still somehow believing that a woman’s place is in the kitchen, please seek your entertainment elsewhere.  Strips in here deal with such subjects as hilariously off-color jokes, rapid mood swings (with cause), the happiness of getting a delayed period, cheerfully demolishing the self-esteem of men, poking a giant strap-on into the myth that you need men to do the heavy lifting, the thought of a year of celibacy, hoping the ringing phone is yours, the fear of commitment in men, and waking up to disappointment.  There’s more, as this is a fairly hefty collection, but why ruin all the surprises?  This is a pile of funny, and that’s even with the obvious realization that I am not the target audience for this comic.  Single ladies, this one is clearly for you.  This almost feels like a series of New Yorker strips at times (and I mean that in the best possible way), except for the fact that I believe the New Yorker still believes all sex talk in comics should be vague to stay in that strange realm of “high-brow”, and Amy is anything but vague.  I’m really looking forward to reading her other books, especially considering the fact that she probably got better as she went along.  Check it out already!  $6


Update for 8/9/10, which just so happens to be the freaking 9 year anniversary of the site!

August 9, 2010

Happy anniversary, me!  And to all the people, past and present, who have helped build and maintain this website, thanks for everything.  No way in the world would this have ever gotten off the ground if it wasn’t for your contributions.  Same goes for all the people who have sent their comics in for review, as there’s no way that the selection of books here would be as rich as it is without random people sending in their books.  If you’re a fan of the site, or at least appreciate a place to find new stuff like this, I’m holding a fundraiser/anniversary celebration all month where you get a free comic with every 9 comics ordered and a piece of original artwork from some of the many people who have sent me their comics over the years.  There’s also the fact that I’m rapidly running out of cash, so your ordering comics now would be a good thing for me.  New review today for Necrocomicon, edited by Brian Ehrenpreis, by the way.


Ehrenpreis, Brian (editor) – Necrocomicon

August 9, 2010

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Necrocomicon #1

It seems oddly fitting that I picked this comic to review on the nine year anniversary of the site, as there is no contact information readily available for anybody involved and it is the first zine Brian has put together.  Hey, that’s what the site is there for, to point people in the direction of comics they wouldn’t otherwise find!  The trouble with this one is obvious: there is nowhere to point them.  I get the impression that Brian and the other people involved are high school students, which makes me an asshole to critique their stories, but I can live with that.  How will they learn if somebody like me doesn’t tell them what they’re doing wrong?  First, I’ll get the good stuff out of the way: that is one great title.  And the idea of a horror anthology will always, always appeal to me, even if most of them seem to fail in the execution.  Brian was also smart enough to put the name of the artist for each story clearly at the end of the pieces, something even the “pros” often forget to do.  From here it gets dicey, and this is because of the talents of some artists just starting and the various problems in the print.  Brian had a lot to say in his story (and I will get to them all individually), but chose to keep the text boxes small and cram all the words into them.  This might have left more artwork visible, but it was at the cost of being able to understand the story.  When there are at least three panels that I can’t read the lettering, including the final page of the story, you’re making it too tough on the reader.  In most cases all he would have had to do was expand the text box into the solid black of the background.  Other stories in here suffered from the dreaded uneven copying, and when some of the art on display was so-so as it was, leaving the text too faint to be read or the art too indistinct to be understood is just going to leave the reader feeling cheated.  And seriously, no e-mail addresses anywhere?  I guess if these are high school kids they might not want their names associated with this, but there has to be SOME method for curious people to buy the book.  OK, now that I’ve bashed the process, how about the stories?  Rubble by Anthony Wasilewski was an interesting ancient tale of cat gods and curses, but the last two pages were so garbled and/or indistinct that I’m not sure what happened.  Tom Bombadil Got Cut by Quinn Murphy didn’t look all that great at times (squiggly lines don’t actually count as a background), but the idea of Tom Bombadil getting kidnapped and killed by Peter Jackson was funny enough to make up for it.  The Siamese Twins’ revenge by Lizzie Baur was also interesting, as it dealt with a man who wanted to know about death without dying, and also had some of the best art in the book (except for the bit with the skeleton of the twins running away from Joseph).  Wendy Lotterman’s story about Rick Moranis accidentally making babies being born so big that they literally made the mother explode could have been great, or maybe it was terrible, but I’ll never know because the copy was so faint that I couldn’t read some of the many asides that Wendy put into this piece.  Ben Long’s piece about Nazism and a golem didn’t make a whole lot of sense, unless maybe the Jewish kid who killed his rabbi was supposed to be Hitler.  Brian’s story has the excellent title Mutant M.D. and probably the best art in the book (he did the cover too), but those clumpy text boxes and the fact that he left it “to be continued” made it more than a bit garbled.  Walker Tate’s piece about the Murker was the cleanest of the book, but was only one page, so there wasn’t time to do much.  There’s also a H.P Lovecraft story, which would probably be illegal in any format other than zines.  So, overall, even if you could find this you’d probably be better off giving it a pass.  To any of the people involved in the making of this, I can’t state this strongly enough: don’t get discouraged byme.  Tighten up some of the technical aspects, work on making sure your stories are crystal clear to the reader, and this review could have gone a different direction.  Above all, NEVER let a reviewer talk you out of making comics.  Just make them good enough that said reviewer has to eventually  eat his/her words…


Update for 8/7/10

August 7, 2010

New review for Dark Dreams by Adam Jakes, and the man doesn’t seem to have a website. Kids, you may have to ask your parents about “snail mail” if you want a copy…


Jakes, Adam – Dark Dreams

August 7, 2010

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Dark Dreams

Well, this is a novelty.  A comic without a website.  That’s not the strangest thing in the world for a tiny homemade mini, when it’s clearly the first comic a person has produced, or when they’re doing something under a pseudonym and don’t want to get in trouble.  But this comic is as professional in appearance as they come, even with that minimalistic cover that sucks you right in.  Things start off with the winner of the recap Olympics, if such a thing existed any place other than my head.  Anyone out there trying to write a decent recap of your series for your inside front cover, hunt this comic down and study it.  We learn about Suzi, how her subconsciousness manifests itself in physical (and violent) form whenever she is threatened, how two agents of Order were sent to eradicate this manifestation (named Floid), how one of those agents turned on the other when he felt Floid deserved a chance to live, and how things have been calm for an undefined period of time.  Then Suzi took a vacation, got in a bus crash which led to a coma, Floid pushed himself to the surface to wake her up, and Floid has been dormant ever since.  That’s a recap!  Bravo.  It does make the fact that there seems to be no way to order past issues without actually mailing the guy a little inconvenient, to say the least, but at least we know exactly what led up to this issue.  This issue begins with Floid coming out for the first time in years, as Suzi is drinking more and more these days after a breakup.  Floid sees an odd creature nosing around the apartment, which sets off a chase and a chance meeting with one of those former agents of Order (Guedo).  They track the creature down and Floid is tricked into the subconscious mind of a human who is something of a testing ground for other creatures like Floid, which has led to a disintegration of this guy’s sanity.  Meanwhile, Guedo takes up the slack by protecting Suzi (as anybody who kills her kills Floid), and winds up going back in time after chasing another attacker.  The book follows them both, as Floid’s world gets increasingly bizarre inside of that guy’s head and Guedo struggles to make it back to his own time without being exactly sure how to do so.  Actually, that’s a running theme for both of them, as Floid only has the vaguest idea of what he’s doing (but knows he has to do it to get out).  So if you like your comics wildly inventive, you’re going to love this one.  But wait, there’s more!  This comic is funny.  Seriously funny, which I wasn’t really expecting to see.  Sure, Floid occasionally falls into that British habit of sticking with the “bum” humor a bit past the point where it stops being funny, but overall both characters get more than their fair share of zingers, even though I hate the word “zingers”.  If I had one complaint it would be that the action scenes often feel flat, like we’re just looking at a series of poses and not an actual battle, but that’s often a tricky thing to depict.  I have no idea how much this costs, but it’s at least 60 pages long.  Maybe the fact that it’s all black and white keeps the prices mildly reasonable?  Who knows.  If I can find the letter that came with this and if it gives more current contact info I’ll change it, but at the moment it looks like you’ll have to dust off the stamps (and make sure it’s the right amount, they raise it all the time) and send the man a letter.  Maximize that sample and you should get a pretty good idea if this is up your alley or not…


Update for 8/6/10

August 6, 2010

New review for Cosmo Straighter #3 by Dave McKenna, and long time readers of the site or Dave will know this is his third spelling of this title, and this is the one I like the best.  So Monday is the 9 year anniversary of the site.  And once again I wanted to point out that anybody who orders 9 comics from me this month gets a free comic (and I’ll give you something good) and a free piece of never-before-seen artwork from somebody that you either love or should love.  If you’re working on a budget, I do have a ton of comics for sale under $1, so you can still get the goodies without spending a bunch of cash if you are so inclined…


McKenna, Dave – Cosmo Straighter #3

August 6, 2010

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Cosmo Straighter #3

Do you have an encyclopedic knowledge of all past small press comics stories and creators, no matter which anthology said stories appeared in?  If so, you’re going to find this issue of Cosmo Straighter (I love how Dave just gave up completely on keeping any kind of uniform spelling of the title) a bit disappointing.  There are four stories in here, two of which have already been collected (in Mauled #1 and Legal Action Comics Volume 2.  And, really, those are the big ones, with the other pieces being only a page long, and I even ruined that a bit by using one of them for the sample.  The other page defies description, so I’ll leave it as a surprise for people who find this comic.  Still, if you haven’t read those two anthologies mentioned, or even if you have and have forgotten them, the two big stories in here are fantastic.  First up is “Meet Komo…”, the story of Sharon Stone using her influence to get her husband in to see a komodo dragon at a zoo and him needing major reconstructive surgery when all was said and done.  Pop culture stuff like that often flies right out of my brain, and I had forgotten all about that incident and the mockery that followed.  The other story is one I remember clearly from Legal Action Comics Volume 2, and it deals with the “real life” story of an actress who was hired to deal with a real life King Kong in the 30’s… sort of.  If you haven’t seen it, again, there’s no sense in me spoiling the surprise.  And as those two anthologies mentioned came out many years ago, maybe you haven’t seen anything here and it’s all new to you, in which case you should buy it immediately.  If nothing else you get that cover out of the deal, and you really need to embiggen that image and soak it all in.  And if you can’t find a copy of this anywhere, at least it’ll be available in this rental scheme I’m working on… $1


Update for 8/5/10

August 5, 2010

New review for Window #4 by Dave Lapp, and the month-long comics sale/celebration is off to a slow start.  Is everybody broke?  If you did order something and had a problem, contact me and I’ll fix it right up…


Lapp, Dave – Window #4

August 5, 2010

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Window #4

One subject that isn’t touched a whole lot in most mini comics is small children.  As they’re mostly made by people in their 20’s, this isn’t shocking, but I’ve really appreciated Dave’s stories of teaching and dealing with little kids.  It’s a perspective that I don’t get too often, and why read all these thousands of mini comics if I don’t get the occasional change of perspective?  The first story of this mini deals with three sisters (nicknamed pork leg, chicken leg and beef leg) and the youngest wants to go outside and play.  The oldest asks Dave what to do when a boy looks down her shirt when she bends over, but Dave didn’t seem to have a ready answer (I know I don’t).  The youngest goes out and comes quickly back in, crying.  Dave finally gets out of her the fact that an older boy was pulling her hair, but it turns out the older boy fell on his head at an early age and has trouble properly interacting with the rest of the world.  It’s a quietly effective that shows the lack of pat answers to kids, and once again makes me happy that I’m not a teacher.  Other stories in here include a dream of a tiger, an actual tiger (plush), and Dave’s dinner with a Vietnamese (?) family.  This dinner is more than a little awkward, as Dave has to break up an uncomfortable argument or two and has that socially awkward moment when he’s offered a tray of cookies and notices a cockroach crawling on one of them.  Is it condescending to consider Window a grown-up mini comic?  So many other offerings are at various stages of arrested adolescence, and there’s not a trace of that in these books.  As far as I know these are still hard to come by, and I am still planning on making these available once I start renting comics.  If you want to read these (and you really should). check back around in the coming months for your chance, OK?