Lee, Jun K. – Temple

July 18, 2012

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Temple

What exactly is an ear palace? That’s probably not the best way to start for such a thoughtful, imaginative (and hirsute, if Jun’s letter is to be believed) comic, but it jumped right out at me. This comic is the story of a man who finds an unexpected treasure in the ear of another man. Before you run away from the computer shrieking, hear me out. This man is walking behind another man in some kind of spiritual procession. Or maybe they were just walking? It’s not relevant. Anyway, the comic starts off by revealing that treasure, which I’m not going to reveal to you. Granted, it’s not much of a spoiler if it comes out on the first page, but maybe you can figure it out from the hints that I’ll give you, and if not it makes the comic that much more intriguing. It turns out that this man noticed a glow from the ear of the man who was walking in front of him, and he strained his eyes to try and make it out. Inside that ear he eventually heard the sound of flowers falling and trains rustling, then tried to see past an obstruction of moss and flowers. From there he noticed something staring back at him from a gap that was between two horses, and I can say no more without giving the whole thing away. This is a tiny comic, but it’ll leave you with half a dozen of those thoughts that batter away at the comfortable part of your brain when you aren’t paying attention, which is all you can ask for out of a comic. Jun is also working on a longer comic which, after reading this, I’m damned intrigued to see. Buy a copy of this for $2 from the man to motivate him to keep going, as I’d hate to see somebody with this much potential quit before he really gets going.


Update for 7/15/12

July 15, 2012

No really, it’s a real update! New review today for Herman the Manatee #5. Reviewing should be mostly back to normal next week (he says optimistically), but my work schedule is bound to be a little wonky on occasion for the rest of the year, so there may be a few more of these weekend updates to make up for lost time. Also, in case it wasn’t as clear as could be before, I’ve updated my address on the sidebar over yonder and, if you’d either like to send me comics for review or already do so on a regular basis, UPDATE YOUR INFORMATION ACCORDINGLY. I’m only shouting because some of you are still sending review comics to an ex that I lived with in freaking 2008 (luckily we’re still on good terms so she sends them along to me), but that almost certainly means that some of you have been sending comics to other old addresses of mine and are wondering why I never got around to reviewing them. The wonders of the internet should make it easy to keep contact information current, so take advantage of it!


Viola, Jason – Herman the Mantee #5

July 15, 2012

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Herman the Manatee #5

Ah, Herman the Manatee. Is it a bad sign that a comic this grim always cheers me up? Most likely yes, but I can live with that. The subtitle to this one refers to the fact that Herman has had enough, but he’s pretty much “had enough” from the get-go, so there are less changes here than you might think. Well, outside of the death of one of the main characters. Spoiler alert! Ah, relax, I’m not going to tell you which one dies. So by now you know the drill, as these comics show Herman, either alone or with some of his friends, dealing with his predilection for hitting his head on passing boats. That and his severe lack of a will to live, although most of his friends aren’t much help in that regard. Topics this time around include another look at Herman’s early years, the advantages and hilarious side effects of social networking, how manatees can be mistaken for mermaids, all kinds of self-pity, learning to dance, hoping for a nice afterlife, relaxing yoga poses, and casual murder. Those are the strips in the first half anyway. The second half is when things really pick up steam, what with the assault on a seahorse compound and the death of that character I mentioned earlier. Jason’s art has been damned near perfect from the start, and if I’ve never mentioned his penmanship before, well consider it mentioned. Sloppy lettering can take you right out of a book (if you can’t understand the words, it’s a little difficult to get lost in a story), but the man never crams words into word balloons that are far too small for them, he always spells everything correctly (and you know that I can be a dick about that if it goes wrong) and it’s alarmingly neat. Also, I’m only mentioning his penmanship because I’ve already praised every other aspect of his books and assume that you’re all reading this series by now, especially considering the many free samples on his website. If not, go over to his website, read some strips, forget about your own mortality for a bit. It’ll brighten up your afternoon! $3


Update-ish 7/9/12

July 9, 2012

I still don’t have the splitter I need to hook up all my various computer parts, but I am in Ohio (at the address on the sidebar, send your comics!), still alive and working on getting things up and running. It’ll most likely be later this week, and my apologies for the delay, but you try being unemployed for over two years and then learning how to budget your time again with one of those regular job thingies. Granted, not a big problem in the grand scheme of things, but that’s my excuse.


Not really an update 6/27/12

June 27, 2012

I’ve mentioned my upcoming move back to Columbus a few times here recently, so you may not be all that surprised to know that things are a little chaotic. So no new review yesterday, no new review today, and I doubt if there will be anything new up tomorrow either. Then I shut the internet off on Friday and move on Saturday, so it’ll most likely be next week before I get anything new up. My apologies, and if you want to throw a few bucks at me for the move then just click on a few of those doodads in the side bar.


Update for 6/25/12

June 25, 2012

New review for Lemon Styles by David King. Also, I’m moving back to Columbus on Saturday, so for the love of all that’s sweet and good, stop sending me review comics right now, and start sending them again next Monday. I’ll post my new address up here before I shut down my internet in a few days.


King, David – Lemon Styles

June 25, 2012

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Lemon Styles

Huzzah for a comic that’s too big for my scanner! These images have been lovingly pilfered from other websites, including David’s, where you can read most of these strips for free. Or maybe all of them? Maybe all of them and more? Yeah, I think it’s that last one. Anyway, this collection has a few dozen of his four panel strips that can be read in any order (as David mentions a few times) along with a longer piece that’s meant to be read in sequential order. It might have made more sense to put all like things together instead of breaking them up with the sequential piece, just like it might have made sense to put page numbers on the strips when he refers to one of them by its page number in the end, but what do I know. These strips are damned difficult to describe to somebody who hasn’t read any of them, and I recommend that you go do that now. Some are funny, some are sad, some seem to make no point whatsoever until you let it rattle around in your brain for a bit and finally hit upon the meaning, but all of them have that special something to them that makes a good comic. No, I still don’t know how to describe that something, 11 years or so into my ramblings about comics, and that’s fine with me. Subjects in here include that long tube, a 40 year old eyelash, a dusty moth, a chaotic drone, a chemical that inhibits emotions, the future of murder, how can it be you if it’s not you, being boring, and learning to play an instrument. Sort of, anyway, and you’ll see what I mean when you finally read some of these for yourself, which you should have already done when I mentioned it earlier in the review, unless you prefer to finish things that you start reading instead of getting distracted in the middle. That makes sense. $9


Update for 6/21/12

June 21, 2012

Please welcome back to the pages of Optical Sloth George Tautkus, as he was nice enough to send me a couple of issues of Krunk for review (I reviewed #6, in case you were wondering).


Tautkus, George – Krunk #6

June 21, 2012

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Krunk #6

Ah, my master plan of reviewing comics is still working. In this case, I read the past issues of Krunk (both volumes) until George stopped sending them for review in maybe 2006. Then I waited patiently for him to remember to send me more comics, and nearly six years later my patience has paid off! OK, it’s possible that this wasn’t the plan at all, but Krunk comics in my mailbox are always a welcome sign. Luckily me in the past republished the recap from #5 directly into the review for that issue, as otherwise I wouldn’t have had the slightest idea of what was going on in this issue. So for those of you who haven’t read any of these, or, like me, haven’t read them in many years, I don’t know what to tell you. Read that recap in the review for #5, that should help a bit. Otherwise George drops the reader right into the action with nary a recap to be found. Still, don’t be too alarmed, as this comic still works pretty well on its own. In this issue we get our blind hero in his quest for a cane (which he does while walking around and looking at canes), a mysterious disappearance by his homeless guru, another character details the process involved in getting hired and trained by a telemarketing company (including both the genesis behind the idea of the company and how long he lasted on the job), our blind hero taking a metal detector instead of a cane (at least until he was mocked for using it), an awkward religious conversation occurs, a guy spraying graffiti on a wall has his spelling corrected, and there’s even a fight scene. Most of my comics are already sadly packed up or I would have read the past issues of this series to get all caught up, and as such I must confess that I’m not quite yet totally back in the Krunk frame of mind. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still a lot to love in this issue, not the least of which is the final panel from that fight scene. I’m absolutely thrilled that George has kept up the comics over the years, as he’s way too talented to leave all this glamour behind for a regular job. Which I’m assuming he has anyway, but you know what I mean. $2


Update for 6/20/12

June 20, 2012

New review today for Throb by Jaime Crespo. No, really!


Crespo, Jaime – Throb

June 20, 2012

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Throb

It’s always good to see a labor of love see the light of day. Granted, the impact is lessened a bit when the general public has no idea that this project ever existed, but it’s still heartening to see it. Jaime had the idea for this book (based on Zoom and Re-Zoom by Istvan Banyai, which I hadn’t seen until I checked You Tube just now, and I suggest you do the same for some context) back in the 80’s. He finally managed to put an issue together in the mid 90’s, but printing problems made a mess of the book and he ended up trashing his few remaining copies (out of a tiny print run). Still, he wanted to revisit it and finally put this book together, touching up his art where needed. Oh, and the title refers to the constant zooming in and out of the images, in case you were curious. Which brings us up to date on the history of the comic and the meaning of the title, but what’s this comic about? Well, it’s more of a visual exercise than it is a detailed story (otherwise known as art). Images zoom in and in and in, focus on what appears to be a speck, then zoom back out to show a completely unexpected scene, and on it goes for 24 pages (with a nice surprise at the end). I thought it was impressive as hell and think Jaime should think about making a video out of these panels like with Zoom. As if he hasn’t already spent enough time on this project in the nearly 30 years it’s been rattling around his brain! Well, it’s a thought, anyway. It’s worth a look, and maybe some of you comics creators out there could take this concept and run with it, eh? $3


Update for 6/19/12

June 19, 2012

New review today for Arthur Turnkey Part 1 by Toby Jones & Alex Horab. Which I guess means that I have a theme going of reviewing books published by 2D Cloud on Tuesdays, but now all those books are gone, which means that the theme reviews are ended.


Jones, Toby & Horab, Alex – Arthur Turnkey Part 1

June 19, 2012

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Arthur Turnkey Part 1

Aren’t there any comic companies out there who are willing to give Toby Jones a pile of money to make some comics? There should be, and they’ll be sorry when they miss out when one of the big companies snatches him up. I should mention that Alex Horab is listed in the credits too, but he’s listed second, which generally indicates that he’s the artist, but this art is clearly Toby’s. So maybe Alex was the writer? Ah well, it’s only fuddy-duddies like me who care about such things these days. This story starts off with our hero getting punched in the stomach by a bully at school. We also learn that he’s in love with a fellow seventh grade student named Holly Hoyt, and he feebly tries a few times to talk to her. While chasing her down he’s distracted and almost run down in the street, at which point he sneezes, and everything changes. He ends up in a strange world where problems are solved in a gladiatorial arena, a conflict is had, and Arthur finds himself back in his original world. But now that he knows this other place exists he clearly has to learn more about it, which is more or less what happens in the rest of the book. With more than a few surprises, obviously, but I have no interest in telling you every little thing about this book. And I do have to say, in case it wasn’t clear already, that I love everything about this book. Arthur’s indecision with Holly (followed by his failures when he does get decisive), the dozens of post-it notes around Arthur’s house that take the place of his absent parents, the fight in the arena, the eventual explanation for this strange world and sheer inventiveness of how he got there, all are either nicely done or brilliant. And a clear direction for the second issue! Support this man, dammit! $6


Update for 6/18/12

June 18, 2012

New review today for Vortex #2 by William Cardini. I’ve already asked the general readership out there if you know of any nice two bedroom houses/apartments in Columbus that open up at the start of July, right? If not, please consider it asked.


Cardini, William – Vortex #2

June 18, 2012

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Vortex #2

Huzzah for a second issue of this series! What can I say, at this point I’ve been conditioned to never fully expect a second issue of a series, even when it’s a “to be continued” situation. This one starts off with a nice recap of the previous issue (which is always welcome and, in a series like this, mandatory), then we get to see what a bad idea it was for our hero Miizzard to have swallowed that guy’s head in the last issue. Things remain surprisingly peaceful after that, even if it seems to me like having a swallowed head rip through your stomach and form an entire creature would put you in a bit of a mood. Miizzard follows the guy to his leader, who explains why they lured him to the planet in the first place, and we get some very solid descriptions of what we’re dealing with. And then something very alarming happens and the comic is over. Actually, this comic may have had more words in it than all of the previous comics I’ve read from this man combined, which is necessary when you’re trying to establish the rules for your universe. Once again the art is amazing, as there are all kinds of creatures and objects floating around that are just begging for a more detailed description, and the story is picking up steam nicely. I’m curious to see what happens next, as it was left in a very interesting spot. On to #3! $6


Update for 6/14/12

June 14, 2012

New review today for 3-D Pete’s Star Babe Invasion Comics #3 by Mike Fisher. I mentioned a couple of days ago that I’m moving soon and so you comic creator types should probably hold off on sending any more review comics for a few weeks, so I should also mention that if you have comics that you’d like to order from me, the sooner the better would be great. They’ll probably end up being one of the last things packed, but I have a lot more free time to promptly send books out now than I will when the real moving frenzy begins in a week or so.


Fisher, Mike – 3-D Pete’s Star Babe Invasion Comics #3

June 14, 2012

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3-D Pete’s Star Babe Invasion Comics #3

It’s time for another issue of this series, as there are still retro science fiction ladies that are begging to be covered! Well, maybe not begging, and this issue does reveal that at least of few of them have met with tragic ends since running around in a fur bikini, but I’m veering into dark territory for a book that’s this lighthearted. This time around we get a detailed description of the 1958 movie “Queen of Outer Space” (I do love the extra bits of research that Mike puts into these stories, like how one of the rebels in the movie later married her love interest from the film), a more detailed bio of Joi Lansing (from the same movie), a detailed look at another old campy classic (“When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth!,” and Mike details the differences between available versions of the film), a couple of pages of random ladies (where you can guess their identity and then confirm it when Mike gives the answers; if you get more than 1/2 of these right without cheating you might want to email Mike and see if he needs an assistant), and an interview with Victoria Vetri. From prison, where she’s currently staying after shooting her husband, so you can see what I mean about it getting a little dark. There are also several one page spreads of various ladies in various states of undress/terror/adventure, and another full page color centerfold that is not naked, so shame on you for thinking that. Once again it’s a fun book for fans of the genre, as even the dorkiest of dorks is bound to learn something new here. The price is a mystery once again, so once again I’m going with the random guess of $5, which is probably too cheap for all the full color shenanigans going on here.


Update for 6/13/12

June 13, 2012

New review for Three #3 edited by Robert Kirby and containing all sorts of folks that you should already know and love.


Kirby, Robert (editor) – Three #3

June 13, 2012

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Three #3

Society is breaking down! Cats living with dogs! Cats being turned into helicopters! And an anthology named “Three” is publishing more than three stories in an issue! Granted, only one of those examples is a real cause for concern, but I’ll leave it up to you to figure out which one. This issue contains four longer stories and a couple of one page pieces. Well, the first page is just nine images for nine different artists, so that’s more of an author bio page without words than a story. The first story is “Love Lust Lost” by Ed Luce, depicting three different silent adventures based on the three names in the title. Oh, and it’s also about those three guys on the cover, so take a moment and decide in your head which character goes with which story. The answer may surprise you! Next up is a story by Matt Runkle and Janelle Hessig in which they manage to get right up next to the stage for a Dolly Parton concert. They went in awed by her existence and managed to leave with even more respect for the lady. From here we go to the type of story that never, ever works: the comics jam. In this case nine artists take turns doing three panel strips, with the condition being that something bad has to happen on each last panel. I’m far too lazy to go through this strip by strip, but check out those tags below to see the people who participated. Oddly enough, for once this type of thing worked beautifully. Sure, it veered off the narrative tracks here and there, but the next person in line always pulled it together. Shit got real when the Peanuts gang also got involved, leaving my favorite strip of the bunch a tie between Howard Cruse (with Charlie Brown finally getting to kick something) and Ellen Forney (with the best final panel in a pile of great final panels). Marian Runk steps in for a one page story about the birds in her yard and her concern for them before we finally get to pretty much the entire second half of the book, “Fly Like an Eagle” by Carrie McNinch. I’ve been reading her comics for years but have never seen more than a passing reference to her “origin story.” Turns out that she was kicked out of her school while in ninth grade and forced to go to a private religious school. She starts off surprising herself by picking up a couple of friends easily (basically because they both also got busted for drugs in their old school), but that kind of thing can be especially volatile in those early years. The rest of the story deals with her gradual acceptance that she is never going to like boys “that way” (including her attempt to use a hilariously wrong library book for help in learning exactly what she was), her progression through various kinds of drugs and finally a damned sweet ending. Once again this anthology is doing pretty much everything right, and this time around you even get more stories. Which you’d damn well better, as this is $.25 more expensive than the last issue. Calamity! $6.50


Update for 6/12/12

June 12, 2012

New review today for Prizon Food #2 by Eric Schuster & Joseph Gillette. I thought that there was one more issue available, which is why I was planning on reviewing these every Tuesday for a few weeks, but I was mistaken, and there are currently only two issues out. Damn this world!