Seko, Ted – Comic Pulp Volume 2

April 26, 2010

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Comic Pulp Volume 2

This is apparently where the series starts to get random, if this is in fact a series and not just a collection of old mini comics. There are three stories in here. The first is about the baby and a crazy guy who’s eating rats in an alley. The baby takes him to get help, but ends up having to push a train up a hill and beating up some convicts. Next up you have the guy from the cover, who had to put copper wire around his head to keep his brain free from the influence of the new robot (?) overlords, while he mostly just wants to have sex with the breeding female with the biggest breasts without getting found out as an independent agent and not part of the “herd” that has been created. Struggles and robots ensue, as well as an underground agency including a woman with even bigger breasts who tries to get the guy with the copper wiring to come with them. Which rack will he choose? And finally there’s the story of a drunk bum who’s hanging around with prostitutes until a demon comes along to take control of everybody around him in an attempt to kill him. To fight this scourge he has to find his old giant robot from when he was a kid and get it to help save the day, although what exactly he is saving it from is a bit more complicated than it appears on first glance. Oh, and he meets a waitress with giant breasts who he has to save from the monsters, which seems to be about par for the course as far as these things go. Overall, I missed having that baby shouting about evil with his occasional hackneyed dialogue. If you think it’s odd that I commented so much on the giant breasts, well, I probably wouldn’t have if they weren’t so huge, and if they weren’t also commented on by the characters at every available opportunity. The middle story with the guy with the copper wiring was a bit of a mess (even if it did include a cameo by the baby), but the other two were still pretty entertaining, which makes the whole book worth a look. The price has gone up a bit (all the way to $9.95) but I’m pretty sure this is bigger than the last one, so it all works out in the end.


Seko, Ted – Comic Pulp Volume 1: Billy Cole

April 26, 2010

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Comic Pulp Vol. 1: Billy Cole

Not sure if that “Billy Cole” is supposed to be there or not, but as this says Vol. 1 and this is the whole collected Billy Cole, I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that the second volume is going to be called something else. This is from a mini comic published back in 1994 about a baby who pops out of the womb, rips off his own umbilical cord and flies off to start fighting evil. Oh, and apparently it came out neutered. Anyway, this leads Billy to getting tricked into wrestling, beating up some people who want to eat his brains, getting mentored by a homeless guy, trying to get a giant robot reactivated and, of course, fighting evil for real. The art is smudgy and rainy, making the whole thing about as dreary as possible. The writing is full of grand truths, or at least things that sound like grand truths, mixed in with the wide-eyed incredulity (at times) of a five pound baby. Naturally, I loved it. At times it’s so dark that it’s hard to tell what’s going on, but that’s my only real complaint here. This was a good old-fashioned blast with a tiny baby in the role of the main hero. What’s not to like about that? $6.95


Seiler, Jeff & Hart, Larry – Cerebus Readers in Crisis #2

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Readers in Crisis #2

Feel free to read the previous review of this series above for background information, as that tells you all you need to know about my general thoughts on Dave Sim. These books, in theory, are a great thing, as they keep fans current on what Dave’s been up to (although you could always just go to his ongoing blog to read about it from the man himself). In reality, well, it may be best not to know. My opinion of Dave, even when he started writing things that I disagreed with (oh, around issue 186 or so, although he did say some things there that made sense), always remained high. Why? Because you could always follow his arguments logically. You could disagree, or you could have your feelings hurt by it, I suppose, but you could always see where he was going and where he was coming from to get there. The current Dave Sim is apparently happy to have everything lead back to (as he puts it) YHWH, logic be damned. This is my biggest problem with this work. My own religious thoughts notwithstanding, there has to come a point for a man when he considers, however briefly, that he is wrong. From everything I’ve read, Dave has alienated many, many of his old fans and friends, and even recently (at the start of 2007) had a falling out of some kind with Gerhard. You know, the guy who has been by his side for about 25 years? None of this seems to be making an impression though, and I suddenly find myself in an anti Dave Sim screed, which is not where I wanted to go. Whatever gets you through the day is fine with me, and if religion is it with him, well, here’s hoping he lives happily ever after. I’m mostly annoyed because this tells the story of Dave going to the possible boyhood home of Jesus (that cover might clue you in to that fact), and Dave nearly leaves town before he gets to see the place… because he has had a rough trip, which must mean that God didn’t want him there. Seriously. And these mystical signs that he wasn’t wanted, that he must turn back at once? On the plane he couldn’t sleep because the guy next to him had his headphones too loud, a small child kept bumping his arm (the same child later vomited) and, when he did land, the car he was riding in blew a tire. Are any of these odd events that would make you question whether or not the great wizard in the sky was mad at you? An asshole on a plane? Shocker! A small child being a lil’ asshole, stuck on a plane for hours with nothing to do? I don’t fly much, but isn’t there at least one of these on EVERY flight? And the tire blowing out wouldn’t have even been a big deal but the driver had so much crap in the trunk that he didn’t have room for tools to change a tire. Look, this is all an extremely long-winded way for me to say that I’m disappointed that Dave has essentially given up logic to have it all trumped by the mysterious ways of a hypothetical higher being. As for this comic, assuming anybody has read this far, it’s OK for people who are still curious about the man. The first half is all about this journey, although it does end rather abruptly. Following that is about a half book of filler. There’s a big centerfold (mind out of the gutter, people), an adaptation of one of the text pieces from Reads, some words of wisdom from the man, an old speech, text of an Edward R. Murrow speech, and the last story by Larry Hart (probably the highlight of the book) is an interesting tale on the nature of the afterlife and how you could even tell where you ended up. Cerebus will always be one of the most important things I’ve ever read but (much like the people who long for the old, funny Woody Allen, I suppose) I miss the old Dave Sim, the one who seemed like he was at least capable of having fun with all of this. If he still is, everything I’ve seen published lately sure does a good job to hide it. Finally, I’ll quote his words of wisdom from this book, reprinted from an old letter: “Look, it’s your soul. You do what you want with it. Embrace pedantic evasiveness if that’s what you want to do. Embrace conspiracy theories if that’s what you want to do. But at the end of days, your answer will be the same as mine: This was my soul and this was what I chose to do with it.”


Seiler, Jeff & Hart, Larry – Cerebus Readers in Crisis #1

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Readers in Crisis #1

Full disclosure for those who don’t read the site regularly or don’t feel like bouncing around: Cerebus was probably the main comic that got me into small press comics. The different stories in the back of the book, his relentless promotion of good comics, and the fact that Cerebus was a wonderful, wonderful thing for many years pushed me into all this in a big way. That being said, I burned out on the series around #260 or so, and my plans to reread (and finish) the series just took a big hit when I found out that my stored half-dozen Cerebus phone books had been severely damaged by leaky water pipes. Just a little background for the curious. As for this book, it’s basically a mail correspondence between Dave Sim and Jeff Seiler, as Jeff details a drunken night in Texas. See, Jeff had been celibate for seven and a half years by choice. Dave Sim had been getting more and more religious as time went on in his series, which is one of the main things that made me lose interest, as I had been raised surrounded by religion and eventually got how silly the whole thing was. In this story Jeff finds a prostitute, goes to great lengths to track her down later in the night, has sex with her and then is worried when she won’t wake up. He answers her phone and tells her friend and pimp where she’s at, but then has second thoughts and calls the police to make sure everything is OK. They all arrive, but Jeff ends up getting frustrated at the cop, which you can’t do very often without getting thrown in jail, and sure enough, that’s where he ends up. In the meantime he’s robbed of everything he has in his hotel room while in jail. And Jeff’s conclusion from all this? That the whole thing “smacked of God sending a message in that Old Testament sort of way” for him breaking his celibacy. Not that he was an idiot for having sex with a prostitute, or for telling her pimp where he was staying, or for talking shit to the cop, or any of the many incredibly stupid things he did that night. Nope, it was God sending a message. Kee-rist. Look, I usually don’t go into such detail with the comics I ramble about on this site, but I needed to make this all crystal clear. He thanks Dave on the back of the comic about reminding him to always think, but the only message he seems to have gotten out of this whole mess is that he should go back to celibacy because clearly GOD didn’t want him to have sex. What on earth does that have to with thinking? Anyway, if you’re hurting for a Dave Sim fix, he does the cover and a page in the back. The story in the comic is interesting enough, but the art doesn’t help anything and the conclusions he draws from the story are, to me, absurd. Worth a look only if you’re a serious Cerebus junkie, or maybe if the series went on and got better from here. $5


Schrag, Ariel – Likewise #1

April 26, 2010

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Likewise #1

It’s sure obvious to me that I’ve missed some time in this epic. For those of you who don’t know, Ariel has been doing a comic story of her high school experience, detailing pretty much everything from Grade 9 to 12, with Likewise being the start of her senior year. The book is going to be something like 380 pages long, so there’s obviously a lot to be told. One of the things I love about this is the way she tells absolutely everything. There’s a scene of probably four or five pages just about Ariel and some of her friends trying to define the “It” that certain people have that makes them cool. A silly, meandering conversation, sure, but it’s real, and that’s what makes this book so priceless. She shows her deepest fears and feelings, seemingly without a care in the world or regard for the consequences. I’d say to wait until this is finished and read this all as one epic, but I think it might be a better idea to read some of the earlier years and keep up with this as it comes out, every six months or so. I feel stupid putting a warning up at all but she is incredibly graphic about everything, so if you’re the squeamish type you should really loosen up and take a look at this book. Autobiography at its finest. Sure, there are better writers and sure, there are better artists, but this is just pure and real. Read it! Here’s some contact info if you want to order the book: Ariel Schrag 5231 Lerner Hall New York, NY 10027-8351. Here’s her e-mail address too…


Schrag, Ariel – Awkward

April 26, 2010

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Awkward

A little bit of research can go a long way. I wasn’t sure exactly what this was all about, whether or not it was autobiographical, how old the author was when she did this, anything really important. Turns out that this is the first of four volumes about her high school experiences, with everything laid out in pretty graphic detail. This is her ninth grade year, dealing mostly with going to concerts and boys. Which might sound kind of cheesy or something that not everybody could relate to, but she just tells everything with such a vibrancy and intimacy that it’s hard not to like it. I couldn’t care less about Juliette Lewis (Ariel’s hero in ninth grade), but I wondered if maybe I hadn’t given her enough credit after reading about how great she was for so many pages. It’s obvious that this was written by someone in high school, and that’s its charm. It’s innocent, even with things going on that might not seem that innocent to jaded, adult eyes. Looks like it’s currently out of print, but keep checking the Slave Labor link up there and I’m sure they’ll fix that sooner of later. Until then, I’m thrilled to know that she went ahead and did all four years, even if the fourth isn’t done yet. If they’re all as good as this one (or better, considering that she did this when she was 15), this should be a hell of a story.


Sayers, Joey – The Sky

April 26, 2010

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The Sky

To avoid any confusion, when Joey says that this book is about the sky and it’s starring the sun and a cloud, she’s not kidding. This is all about the sun and a cloud having a conversation, talking about movies, going to get a drink with god, those sorts of things. If you’re looking for some detailed, intricate art, well, you’re not going to find it here. What you are going to find is a funny short tale about how being god isn’t that great after all. Or maybe it’s a polemic on the state of the drive-in movie? Or maybe it really is just about a cloud and the sun. You know, if you went to the website and looked around you could probably find out for yourself. $2!


Sayers, Joey – Absolute Power

April 26, 2010

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Absolute Power

There was some brief confusion on my part before I realized that these are 5 minute comics, not a 5 minute comic. This is a completely hilarious collection of one page strips about all kinds of people with various super powers, some incredibly useful, some useless, and some that are going to destroy the planet one day. One look at that sample should convince you pretty quickly if this sort of humor is for you (you know, the funny kind of humor). I was going to write a list of some of the characters just to give you more of a taste from the inside, but as this is a visual medium and all, why ruin the surprise? My biggest problem here was just picking the one page to sample, a good half dozen or more made me laugh out loud. As for the art, well, these pages were done in 5 minutes or less, but frankly I’ve seen plenty worse in books that didn’t have the 5 minute excuse going for them. Great book to pick up if you like laughing, and a wonderful thing for me to see on a Monday…


Sayers, Joey – The Time Machine

April 26, 2010

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The Time Machine

This is a choose-your-own-adventure story from Joe Sayers.  You know, Joey Sayers, the creator of the wonderful comics listed below as well as several others?  Also, a choose-your-own-adventure story (maybe she had to call it a “maze comic” for make believe legal reasons?).  For those of you still left reading this who haven’t already gone over to his website to buy this comic, I’ll give you a few more details to whet your appetite.  A young man finds a time machine in his yard and decides to see if it works.  Upon activating the machine he’s confronted with an increasing series of choices.  Go to the past or the future?  Mention the antenna or ask about cheeseburgers?  Read the warning about the hot dogs or check into the antidote?  Eat the hot dogs to begin with or reset time?  If none of this sounds appealing to you, there is no hope for you.  Granted, you may be a wonderful human being in every other regard, but somebody who can’t get behind something like this is lacking a certain quality that every decent person needs.  If you’re one of those fortunate people with both a sense of humor and a strong hint of nostalgia, you won’t be disappointed.  $3

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Salazar, Souther – In Case of Emergency Only

April 26, 2010

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In Case of Emergency Only

You know why I love Souther’s books? It’s because there’s usually a little bit of everything in there. You have poetry, gag strips, short stories and sketches, all bound together with obvious love. In this case I mean that almost literally, as it’s obvious that it took some serious time and dedication to put this book together. In here are some robots, bugs, aliens and an exploding statue. I know it sounds like a cop-out, but I really don’t like reviewing his books, as I’d much rather just sit back and let whichever issue I’ve just read wash over me. Is that laziness in a reviewer? Probably. But do I really still have to convince anybody that they need to check this guy out whenever and wherever they can? If you’re looking for a start-to-finish story, well, Souther probably isn’t your man. If you don’t mind wandering a bit and appreciating whatever you get without placing preconceived notions on a book, then you couldn’t do any better than this guy.


Salazar, Souther – Field Trip

April 26, 2010

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Field Trip

Here’s another mini that’s well worth the tiny price ($.50!). It has about 45 sketches of creatures at the aquarium and other assorted animals at the zoo. His sketches vary between quick and loose (sometimes you’re barely able to tell the animal he’s drawing until you take a minute to dig it out) and intricate, but never to the point where it loses the feel of being a sketchbook he brought to the zoo. No story here to speak of, obviously. Still, if you like his work and have an interest in seeing his interpretation of a myriad of animals (and a few people with their comments thrown in), then check this out. Order it with a bunch of other books from him, as this by itself wouldn’t really show you what he’s capable of. Contact info is all over the place on his page, I’m sure you can find it.


Salazar, Souther – Come One Come All

April 26, 2010

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Come One Come All

Buy this book right now! Seriously, if you wait to read the whole review you might miss out, as there were only 60 copies of this done. Souther gave me a copy of this at SPX this year on the condition that I really read it, so this review is going to be a bit longer than usual. If you come to the site just to find out about new things and try to avoid my longer rambles, well, you were warned. The first thing that struck me here were the myriad styles on the pages, which were mostly illustrations, with a comic story (sketchbook style) or two thrown in. Intricate, simple, watercolors, line art, screenprinting… As I said, it’s a collection of mostly one page illustrations, so any attempt at getting a “start to finish” type of story out of this is worthless, and a bit misguided. In here are cats, poetry, a magic lamp, an angel stealing a jellyfish, ice cream, laughter, a monkey balloon, confusion, dude, underwear, an alien, inventions, a shoe, stabbing, a fire-breathing dog robot, a tall man, and a poignant tribute to Snoopy. Those are the surface things. For a whole bunch of those surface things, there’s a lot more going on there than the first picture. I’d recommend flipping back and forth from the contents page to the corresponding picture so you can see the title for each thing, as it adds layers to everything in here. If this is anything near what an average sketchbook of his looks like, he should put these out as often as possible. There’s a truly incredible mind at work here, and if there’s any justice in the world he’ll be rich in ten years from drawings that he put on cocktail napkins. I’d guess this is $5, if you could even put a price on something this gorgeous, but just send him a bundle of cash. I’m sure you’ll get back more than you gave. Did I even mention the pages yet? All kinds of different shapes and sizes, and I can’t even imagine the effort that had to go into making each copy of this. Buy it already! Here’s the website.


Salazar, Souther – Peanut Butter & Jelly #2 (with Saelee Oh)

April 26, 2010

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Peanut Butter & Jelly #2 (with Saelee Oh)

There’s another one of these things out there and I don’t have it? Granted, I might not even know about this one if Souther wasn’t kind enough to send it to me, but it still hurts to think that there’s unread stuff out there from this guy. I’m not sure who did what here, but Saelee either kept up with this guy or inspired him to greater heights, so either way she’s a force to be reckoned with. I should admit right now that I’m hopelessly biased to these observational, see-the-beauty-already-in-the-world kind of comics, but I’m starting to think that nobody does it better. In this issue we hear back from Qwerty, who is apparently a recurring character (and I just got the the joke for his name as I was typing that. Try it for yourself if you don’t believe me), who drives over all kinds of things while drunk. Funnier than it sounds, trust me. There’s also a story that, wonderfully, goes nowhere, and all kinds of random stuff. You get no more from me, because why should I take the joy of reading this away from you? If you’re starting to think that this guy might be able to throw paint at a wall and still have me call it incredible, I’m starting to think that you might be right…


Salazar, Souther – The Monster That Ate Stars

April 26, 2010

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The Monster That Ate Stars

If I needed more proof that this guy is a genius, here it is. This is the story of a little boy who turns into a monster and terrorizes people. I laughed out loud most of the way through this, and that never happens. It’s too short to say much about though. It’s funny and it looks like it was drawn in a frenzy, but in a good way. I’m not sure how much this was (probably $1 or 2) because I got it at the USS Catastrophe store, but it’s worth it. While you’re over there you might want to buy everything else they have too, or at least everything they have in stock.


Salazar, Souther – Jus’ Whistlin’

April 26, 2010

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Jus’ Whistlin’

I’ve been wondering lately if I’m not being too easy on these minis. Seems like I’ve liked everything I’ve seen for the past week or so. Is that because I’m a spineless “reviewer”, or is it because the comics I’ve been getting lately have been pretty damned good? I’m leaning towards the latter, but I know I go into these books expecting to like them and the creator has to lose me from there. So, in the interests of mixing things up a little bit, I’ve decided to start this off with a negative comment, so here goes: this isn’t the best thing I’ve ever read. It is, however, an amazing find and it’s obvious from reading this little tome that this guy is immensely talented and going places in a big way. This was the only thing of his over at Kevin Huizenga’s page though, so it’s all I have to go on for right now. Reminds me of John Porcellino, James Kochalka and a little bit of Anders Nilsen (probably just because of the bird), and those are three of my favorites, so he’s off to a good start. It helps too that he takes these influences and goes off in his own unique way. The story here is that the author wakes up early for school and decides to go draw before class. Oh, he also tells us a dream he had and shows us the life of some birds. If that sounds dull, it’s because I’m not telling it right. There’s a genuine love for the world that you can feel in every panel and a childish whimsy about everything. Absolutely beautiful, cover to cover. Looks like I’m going to have to wait a while for that negative review. You can also check some samples of his stuff on that page linked above, but you should probably just send him a few dollars and ask him for his latest at: 106 N. Chester Ave. Pasadena, CA 91106.


Sacco, Joe – Notes From A Defeatist

April 26, 2010

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Notes From A Defeatist Hey look, a new book from Joe Sacco! Not really, as it’s all stuff taken from his old series Yahoo and other sources, but hey, it’s new if you haven’t seen it before, right? This is a collection of random stories, including his time traveling with a band and his stories before, during and after the Gulf War. No, the other one. The statements that Bush Sr. made and the ones that Bush Jr. are making now are eerily similar. Might have to do with the fact that it’s the exact same administration, but this isn’t about me bitching about politics. Look, Joe doesn’t have much available. nHe hasn’t had a regular series going for what, 8 years? A lot of the people reading comics today know him for Palestine but probably have no idea that he was capable of the heartfelt work in this book. Some of it isn’t that great, granted. But the good more than makes up for the bad. The streaming, train-of-thought story A Disgusting Experience, the entire travel journal with the band, the story on libraries, his problems with a long distance relationship, and especially the quotes about different bombing campaigns throughout the years, these are all things that are indispensable. This is required reading for anyone who has an interest in Joe Sacco. Or good comics, I guess…


Sacco, Joe – Safe Area Gorazde

April 26, 2010

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Safe Area Gorazde

Would you believe me if I told you that this blew Palestine away? Probably not, but it’s true. His ability to communicate the indescribably horrible with the mundane in the same panels is unmatched. A lame review, granted, but there’s nothing I can add to this book. It will haunt your mind for a while after you read, but everybody should read it once to see what the world outside of our cushy American life is like.


Sacco, Joe – Palestine

April 26, 2010

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Palestine

So you’ve read all the reports in Time and all over the place about how Joe’s the most important comic journalist (and possibly the first of his kind) in the world. You’ve seen all the glowing reviews for this book and how it’s essential reading for everyone. And you still haven’t bought it yet? Is it because there are two kind of pricey volumes and you’re either a cheapskate or broke all the time? Hey, I know the feeling. Well, I’m pleased to be the first to tell you that there is going to be an edition with both volumes in one. In paperback. Tired of wondering what all the hype is about yet?


Ryan, Sara & Lieber, Steve – Flytrap #1

April 26, 2010

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Flytrap #1

This is the last of the “lost” comics from the last con I went to six months ago, and by “lost”, I mean “stuffed under a pile of comics in my apartment”. So what you have here is an already accomplished artist working with a published author which, frankly, is a bit rare for the small press comics world. This is the story of probably the worst day in the life of a young woman named Maddy. She’s juggling a boyfriend (who she’s also promoting) a job (doing said promoting) and regular life things, so natually everything is bound to come crashing down around here. The interesting thing here though isn’t so much the crashing but the reaction to everything going wrong. Oh, and there’s a circus act involved somehow, which is sure to get more interesting in future issues. Speaking of which, I know mini comics come out at a snail’s pace anyway (mostly), but here’s hoping there two can juggle their regular careers with this series, because it has potential from this first glimpse to be something special. $2


Ryan, Sara & Lieber, Steve – Me and Edith Head

April 26, 2010

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Me and Edith Head

Another random comic sent to me and it’s a good one. A smart little tale about making choices and dealing with things not necessarily turning out the way that you had planned. Apparently Steve Lieber is famous in the comic world, as his bio says that he’s drawn for every major publisher and draws one of the monthly Batman books. That’s not to say that his work has to be good because of it, but this book looks great. Sara has a novel out about teen sexuality as well, so I can’t imagine why these two didn’t try to get this published by one of the major companies. Maybe they did and they didn’t want it, or maybe they just wanted to go the small press route, but it’s just good that the work is out there. It’s just a couple of bucks and well worth checking out. The story (I should probably mention something about that, huh?) involves a young woman whose parents have just split up and her attempts to get a certain part in A Midsummer Nights Dream. She’s offered something else, and you can read the rest for yourself. Check out the website, why don’t you?