Sim, Dave – Cerebus Volume 5: Jaka’s Story

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Volume 5: Jaka’s Story

I don’t think any graphic novel has ever taken me any longer to read. Between the distractions of trying to run a website and keeping it current with new creators and the whole mess that the world has become since 9/11, this just didn’t seem that important. The end result is that the book that I said was probably the best in the series got the short end of the stick. Still, reading it again did give me a few new impressions of the book, and not all of them are good. The story, for those who don’t know, is comprised mostly of Jaka’s struggle to become a successful dancer again after the Cirinists have taken over. Flashbacks to her childhood are spread throughout the book and serve to make her character much more fleshed out than it was before this book. I think this was the first time that a large panel and text on one side of it was used this extensively, and I honestly don’t know how he could have pulled this book off without it. He basically had to invent a new technique to make the book the way he envisioned it, and it’s hard not to praise something that inventive.

But how did the whole thing work? Well, at the time a lot of people were pissed because they weren’t getting enough of the main character. Strangely enough, the part of the book that works the best (“Mystery Achievement”) is without Cerebus for all but one panel. This part of the book deals with Jaka after (SPOILER) the bar she was working in was raided by Cirinists, with all the consequences that come from that. The scene where she is reunited with Rick is one of the most gut-wrenching things I’ve seen, and the last panel of the whole thing… well, I’m not going to give THAT much away. I felt bad for Gerhard in parts of this book though. Lavish backgrounds all over the place and nary a character to be seen. It must have been a giant pain in the ass to draw those dungeon scenes. Was I rambling again? Sorry. Anyway, is this the best book in the series? As of right now, without having read any of them over again (and my opinion of some of them is sure to change when I read them all in one chunk as opposed to month by month), yes. Simply for the fact that it completely changed what this series could do. After the first book it could go anywhere within the realms of politics or conquest. After High Society it seemed like that part of things was over, but with Church and State we saw that that wasn’t the case at all, and that led me to believe that we would be getting more of the same the rest of the way. It’s the easy thing to do, and the easy story to follow. Sim took a huge risk of alienating his readers by focusing on Jaka and the sheer humanity of the characters and succeeded in making a book that I’ll happily force on any friend.


Sim, Dave – Cerebus Volume 4: Church and State Part 2

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Volume 4: Church and State part 2

Wow. Mick and Keef, Cirin, The Judge… what you have there is almost everybody who is important to the storyline all in one book. Don’t forget the return of Astoria. What keeps this from being the best of the books is the ending, and I can’t really talk about that here. As for the rest of the book, well, it’s fantastic. Probably the best of the series right up until #102 or so. Secret Sacred Wars Roach, Dirty Drew and Fleagle, Elrod, and all the rest, it’s probably the funniest of the book up until this point too. I’m pretty sure that title belongs to Guys, although I’m not there again yet. It starts off with Cerebus, almost dead with his brush with Epop and without a clue what to do. I really don’t want to ruin anything for you people that haven’t read it, there’s just much goodness in here and most of it is because of surprises. If you’re just not sure if you should buy this one and already have the first book… well, that could never happen, because I can remember how the first book ended. If you want to buy this book first or something, don’t be stupid.


Sim, Dave – Cerebus Volume 3: Church and State Part 1

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Volume 3: Church and State part 1

How do you review a story when it’s only halfway through? Well, seeing as how this whole series is ongoing and a lot of things are going to change, I guess it isn’t that big of a stretch. This is the first half of the biggest Cerebus storyline of them all. This half goes pretty much everywhere. Cerebus after he’s forced to give up being the Prime Minister all the way to Cerebus becoming the Pope, this volume gives the impression to me of not that much happening. That’s probably just because he’s a lot more active in the other books, what with trying to take over the world and all. He mostly sits around and tries to collect gold in this one. What makes this book notable is how much farther the plot advances here. It’s obvious that Dave has settled in for the long haul in this one and that he has a definite plan for the whole series. He sets things up in this one that aren’t dealt with until Mothers and Daughters (#151-200), if then. Suentes Po and Cirin and both major parts of the story and we don’t see them until much later in the series, but they’re both talked about plenty in this one.

So what happens in this one? Well, certain things are wrapped up and all that usually does is raise more questions than it answers. This also introduces Bishop Powers, Bear, and Boobah, and it features appearances by almost everybody from his past once again. Another incarnation for the Roach with Wolveroach, which got Sim in a lot of trouble with Marvel back in the day. Some folks say that a lot of Cerebus is padding. You could point to the two dream issues where almost nothing happens, or you could point to the fact that you can usually sum up the plot advancement in two or three sentences of 4 or 5 issues, and I just don’t think that’s a valid reason to slam this book. Look, he knows exactly what he’s doing. I’ve had my doubts along the way, but he has come through every time and I’m perfectly content to give him the benefit of the doubt. I’ve seen a lot of what pacing can mean to a book with Lone Wolf and Cub in the past year, and I think that’s basically what he’s trying to do. He’s having fun with dialogue and the characters, and he’s making it a lot more interesting than just saying “time passes”, basically. Suspend your disbelief, try not to see the man behind the curtain and you’ll get along just fine. As for the actual review of this series well, obviously I’m going to do that after I read the next book.


Sim, Dave – Cerebus Volume 2: High Society

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Volume 2: High Society

Went into this one thinking that this was my favorite volume of the series. Obviously, that’s something that I’m not going to know until I read the whole thing again, but this is at the very least in my top two, with whatever else might somehow replace it. The issue where Cerebus is “kidnapped”, the election, the campaign to get elected…. There’s a whole pile of priceless moments here. The volume starts off with Cerebus getting the royal treatment, much to his surprise. Turns out that not very many people get as close to Lord Julius as Cerebus did and people are willing to pay dearly for that kind of influence. If Cerebus was content with that he probably would have been fine but hey, this is Cerebus that we’re talking about. He sets his eye on becoming the Prime Minister based on the advice of a figure from his past, and the rest of the book is about his attempts to win the office (in an election where his only opposition is a goat that is sponsored by Lord Julius). Incredible, dead on political satire is what this is all about. And to think this was written almost 20 years before the election debacle we had this year… You’ll know what I’m talking about when you read it.

I’m not sure what else to say about this one, honestly. It’s perfect. The Roach in a new persona, another Mind Game, the introduction of Astoria (my second favorite character, my favorite if you want to take humor out of the whole equation), Duke Leonardi (Lord Julius’s cousin, a flawless caricature of Chico Marx), his inner conflict between being the Prime Minister and returning to his old ways… It’s all here. If you hate Cerebus, then you hate this volume anyway, and nothing I say here is going to change things. If you love Cerebus, you probably like this book quite a book anyway and agree with me. If you’re undecided and only want to give it one book to decide if you’re going to get the rest of them, get this. Unless you’re one of those hoity toity intellectual types who think that a comic has to have artistic merit beyond the story, in which case you should probably get Jaka’s Story and prepare to be disappointed in about half of the volumes. If you’re going to get them all (or at least the first three or four to make an educated decision), then get the first volume before this one. If you want a more in-depth review, too bad. I’m too busy basking in the glow of a truly great book…


Silva, Rick & Stella, Glen – Zephyr & Reginald: Minions For Hire #2

April 26, 2010

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Zephyr & Reginald: Minions For Hire #2

OK, comics nerds: who out there can point out what that cover is in reference to? Probably a good chunk of you (I know I can). It doesn’t have a thing to do with the actual content, but a great cover nonetheless. In this issue the two minions need to find a new job, what with Cold Shoulder being behind bars, and land with a guy named Stuart Despot (or Dr. Despot, as he prefers to be known). Due to the nature of the comic Dr. Despot isn’t left with a whole lot to do here other than play the straight man to the two minions, who are secretly trying to keep the guy from blowing up the world. There’s also a nice bit about how the two of them help ‘Lectric Lass escape a couple of times and end up as drinking buddies. And did I mention the bit about the mostly nonfunctional and unarmed giant robot? Plenty of funny stuff in here, here’s hoping these two are able to get together more often and crank a few of these out. It shouldn’t be too difficult, seeing as how they’re married to each other and all…$3.50


Silva, Rick & Stella, Glen – Zephyr & Reginald: Minions For Hire #1

April 26, 2010

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Zephyr & Reginald: Minions for Hire #1

Who says that books have to be about the flashy characters to be interesting? This one is about the two cover characters, Zephyr and Reginald, and their dealings with their evil boss, Cold Shoulder. Cold Shoulder is trying to throw the world into a permanent ice ago, but Zephyr and Reginald aren’t particularly interested in helping, or at least they’re not after the shabby way they’re treated by their evil boss. If you’re looking for things exploding, stay far away from this one. But if you’re looking for a (mostly) funny parody of the almost completely invisible minions in the superhero books, well, here you go. Also included are the best ending fight scene ever (witnessed entirely through a pair of binoculars and described by Reginald), the Legion of Good Girls, and the fact that these characters are apparently going to come out as gay in the next issue (according to the preview), even though at least one of them wants to see girls in skimpy costumes. About the only problem here is that all the panels are still, meaning that not much is going on in terms of action, but when that’s kind of the point of the comic, what is there to complain about? Contact info is up there, this one is $3.50…


Shiga, Jason – Double Happiness

April 26, 2010

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Double Happiness

I remember reading this book and thinking immediately that I had to have everything this guy had ever done. Did the calculations, figured that I could afford it, and… forgot about it. When I was digging through my stuff to see what else I could put on this page I saw this, and this time I really am going to buy everything else he has and let you know what I think. He has a deceptively simple and cartoony style that makes you think the book is going to be funny and light hearted, and that just isn’t the case. It’s the tale of a Chinese man who feels ostracized going to live with his cousins in San Francisco, and learning that he might not be able to fit in with his own people. One of my favorite books of last year, this costs $4.95 and will stay with you for a while. Buy it and you’ll want to get everything else this guy has done too.


Shiga, Jason – Bookhunter

April 26, 2010

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Bookhunter Now Available! $15

There are times when you get an impression from the cover of a book and you’re exactly right, or there are the times when you’re either pleasantly or unpleasantly surprised. I had some thoughts about what was in here and lo and behold, it is exactly as awesome as I thought. This is the story of the Library Police in the 70’s and the whole book reads like a slam-bang action movie, with our heroes trying to solve the mystery of who stole a valuable old Bible and replaced it with an imperfect copy. That’s the bulk of the book, anyway. Things get started with an introduction to the team, as we see them track down a man who’s trying to rent all the copies of a certain book in an act of censorship. Really, the bookcould have ended with Special Agent Bay sliding across the kitchen floor and blasting the guy in the stomach with a shotgun, but this is a mere taste of the fun yet to come. Things get bogged down in technicalities a bit in the middle, if you consider learning all sorts of things about police procedures getting bogged down. It’s impossible to pick a highlight in this book though, and any mention I make of them would serve as spoilers. I’ll just say that I’ve never thought of a card catalogue as a weapon, but god bless Jason Shiga for doing just that. This is a tremendous, indispensable book, like every single thing I’ve seen this man write. Buy it, then buy the rest of his older stuff, then somebody kidnap him Misery-style and make him crank out the comics. Not really though, as that probably wouldn’t be his best work and we live in a world where I actually have to point out that I’m not serious about kidnapping the guy, but I am absolutely serious about buying all his stuff. Or getting it from a library, although you’re certain to have a little more respect for late fees after reading this…


Shaw, Dash – Gardenhead

April 26, 2010

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Gardenhead

It’s books like this that make you realize how stupid everything is. Let me clarify a bit, as that sounds ridiculous. Most everyone gets so used to talking with stupid people, or at least people who pretend to be stupid, that they dumb down their average daily conversation. Don’t say it’s never happened to you, I know at some point in your life you’ve responded to “That’s some weather we’re having” or “How about them (random sports team you don’t care about)”. Everybody has. Not that this book has anything to do with that, but I’ve rarely seen dialogue that expects so much of the reader, and three cheers to Dash for that fact. You’re not going to find a smarter book around. This is about a bulimic young woman who’s definitely not looking for love, a young boy who’s systematically getting his spirit crushed in art class, and a librarian phrenologist. Dash also examines in minute details the aspects of his characters and throws in some interesting asides when the situation warrants. Altogether a difficult book to talk about, but an immensely rewarding experience. It’s $3.50 and it’s huge, in case you think that’s too expensive or something. Here’s an e-mail address, there are also plenty of books advertised in the back of this, so there’s more out there when you find out how much you liked this one.


Shaw, Dash – Goddess Head

April 26, 2010

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Goddess Head Now Available!  $12

I never know quite where to start with something like this.  Dash has put together a book of short pieces, and if you’re seen anything the man has done over the years you know that he’s in a league of his own.  I’m sure he’s made a few crappy comics in his day (who hasn’t?), but I’ve yet to see one.  From the bombastic introduction to the quiet, silent, repetitive day in the life of a young woman, it’s like you’ve been taken, blindfolded, into the woods, spun around a few times and left on your own.  That’s not a bad thing, just a chance for you to discover everything for yourself, but if you’re left behind nobody is going to help you out.  Stories in here include Goddess Head (a casual breakup turns into a heartbreaking tragedy, and you’re never going to see a more honest depiction of loss from a banana), Always Seek the Truth. Devote Your Life to Truth. (a convoluted and brief murder mystery with the perfect ending), Teach Me the Guitar (involving a dank basement, young children and a backwards message), Time Travel (juxtaposing two pairs traveling in crates, one talking about their future and one (after fucking) talking about their pasts), Heart-Shaped Holding Cell (about a small female prison in South Uganda, why they got there and how they communicate), Operation: Smile (a mildly whimsical tale that ends in terror and confusion), and Echo & Narcissus (the one piece that mostly went over my head, but with striking enough visuals that it’ll probably stay with me anyway).  There’s also an afterward by Tom Hart, which says what I’m going for but puts it all together to make sense.  Errors in interpretation are mine alone, as always, and for anyone who’s in this comics business for the sheer variety of voices out there, Dash is a necessary part of your bookshelf.  A quick look around his website should convince you of that.  $12

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Sharp, Jeff – Flummy (art by Scott Mills)

April 26, 2010

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Flummy (art by Scott Mills)

Here’s a mini by two people I like a fair amount. Strangely enough, this one didn’t do much for me. It was a long way to go for a pretty predictable (and stupid) punchline. Still, I’ll bet it was fun for them to do, and maybe it was just obvious and stupid to me. It’s all about Flummy (the alien on the cover) wandering into a business office by mistake. Hilarity ensues, in theory. Ah, it was OK. Check out the website, I’m guessing it’s $2 or so…


Sharp, Jeff – Caesar

April 26, 2010

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Caesar Now Available! $2

You know, I have a much more positive of Jeff Sharp’s work in my mind than what comes across in my other reviews. He has a cute style with some of his stuff, granted, and I guess it either caught me in the wrong mood before or this one caught me in the right mood. In other words, I liked this one. It’s the story of Caesar (you can probably see on the cover that he’s a lizard) and him going about his day, basically. He runs into a grasshopper a few times that’s trying desperately to get eaten and just generally enjoys his simple, easy existence. It’s cute, I love the color of the cover (which my crappy scanner almost captured, but not quite), and have I mentioned that I liked it? That’s about the only kind of reaction you can have with something this short, and mine ended up being positive. Check out the website, wander around, chances are you’re reading this at work and you have some time to kill anyway…


Sharp, Jeff – First Semester

April 26, 2010

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First Semester

Don’t people say the oddest things sometimes? That’s kind of the concept behind this book, as Jeff was apparently an art teacher for a semester (or for a long time, I’m not sure) and took up the project of chronicling the bizarre statements of his students. The arts OK, kind of sketchy but it’s mostly just him drawing people, and it’s more about what they’re saying than the art anyway. As for what they’re saying, well, some of it is cute and clever, granted, but a lot of it is statements of the “you had to be there” variety. Kind of an interesting book and the packaging is great, but that great packaging also makes it $6.95, which makes it a bit much for this sort of thing in my book. Contact info is above, check it out and see what you think.


Sharp, Jeff – Flummery 10th Anniversary Edition

April 26, 2010

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Flummery 10th Anniversary Edition Now Available! $3

How does some of the stuff for the online store sit here so long unreviewed anyway?  It’s almost like I’m making this site up as I go along. Flummery was started in 1995 by Scott Mills and Jeff Sharp.  11 issues later, Scott got big and famous (sort of, at least for small press comics) and Jeff gave up the ghost… until now.  Or, more accurately, then, as this was put out in 2005.  There’s a whole pile of short pieces in here, some longer than others.  The highlights to me are the story about Jeff playing Civil War as a child (always as accurately as possible, at least until they got a couple of historically incompatible props), a true story about a man putting his stamp on one of the first things the US shot into space, Jeff’s story from his Uncle Leon on how he almost ran over General Patton, a creepy tale about cutting the heads off some pesky turtles and how said heads could live for days, and the story of how Jeff (as a small child) ruined his new pants and how he covered it up to his mom.  That’s a lot of highlights, considering there are only a few more stories in here.  Those are fine too, I’m just mostly ambivalent about them while the stories I mentioned had a tendency to resonate a bit more, for whatever reason.  This thing has a gorgeous package too, what with the purple cover and the gold print and all.  Worth checking out for fans of the old Flummery series, or just for people who like a good autobio story every now and then.


Seko, Ted – Giants Rising

April 26, 2010

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Giants Rising

This one has already been reviewed before, at least in part, as it’s the last third of the second volume of Comic Pulp. So if you read the review for that one and decided that all you really wanted to see was the part about giant robots fighting each other while an old drunk tried to save the world and get the top heavy girl, you’re in luck! As for me, the covers of those first two volumes are simply too wonderful to mess with the individual issues, so I’d have to go with the complete volumes, even with the weak middle of the last one. Also, how the women in these books are able to walk without a wheelbarrow in front of them is beyond me. So why bother posting this at all if I’ve already reviewed it? Well, my review pile is tiny, and it’s more a public service announcement than anything else. Read on its own this is a pretty fun ride, even if I can’t figure out what benefit it is for a giant robot to have a fake piece of hair plastered over one eyeball. Is it just to make it look cool? I would think tactically that you wouldn’t want your giant robot to be blind in one eye, but then again, I don’t have my own giant robot, so what do I know? So, to sum all this up: be careful when you see “new comics” from an artist you like, as they may really be older comics that have already been collected. Of course, the cheaper price does make it easier to check people out at cons. $3.95


Seko, Ted – Comic Pulp Volume 2

April 26, 2010

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Comic Pulp Volume 2

This is apparently where the series starts to get random, if this is in fact a series and not just a collection of old mini comics. There are three stories in here. The first is about the baby and a crazy guy who’s eating rats in an alley. The baby takes him to get help, but ends up having to push a train up a hill and beating up some convicts. Next up you have the guy from the cover, who had to put copper wire around his head to keep his brain free from the influence of the new robot (?) overlords, while he mostly just wants to have sex with the breeding female with the biggest breasts without getting found out as an independent agent and not part of the “herd” that has been created. Struggles and robots ensue, as well as an underground agency including a woman with even bigger breasts who tries to get the guy with the copper wiring to come with them. Which rack will he choose? And finally there’s the story of a drunk bum who’s hanging around with prostitutes until a demon comes along to take control of everybody around him in an attempt to kill him. To fight this scourge he has to find his old giant robot from when he was a kid and get it to help save the day, although what exactly he is saving it from is a bit more complicated than it appears on first glance. Oh, and he meets a waitress with giant breasts who he has to save from the monsters, which seems to be about par for the course as far as these things go. Overall, I missed having that baby shouting about evil with his occasional hackneyed dialogue. If you think it’s odd that I commented so much on the giant breasts, well, I probably wouldn’t have if they weren’t so huge, and if they weren’t also commented on by the characters at every available opportunity. The middle story with the guy with the copper wiring was a bit of a mess (even if it did include a cameo by the baby), but the other two were still pretty entertaining, which makes the whole book worth a look. The price has gone up a bit (all the way to $9.95) but I’m pretty sure this is bigger than the last one, so it all works out in the end.


Seko, Ted – Comic Pulp Volume 1: Billy Cole

April 26, 2010

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Comic Pulp Vol. 1: Billy Cole

Not sure if that “Billy Cole” is supposed to be there or not, but as this says Vol. 1 and this is the whole collected Billy Cole, I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that the second volume is going to be called something else. This is from a mini comic published back in 1994 about a baby who pops out of the womb, rips off his own umbilical cord and flies off to start fighting evil. Oh, and apparently it came out neutered. Anyway, this leads Billy to getting tricked into wrestling, beating up some people who want to eat his brains, getting mentored by a homeless guy, trying to get a giant robot reactivated and, of course, fighting evil for real. The art is smudgy and rainy, making the whole thing about as dreary as possible. The writing is full of grand truths, or at least things that sound like grand truths, mixed in with the wide-eyed incredulity (at times) of a five pound baby. Naturally, I loved it. At times it’s so dark that it’s hard to tell what’s going on, but that’s my only real complaint here. This was a good old-fashioned blast with a tiny baby in the role of the main hero. What’s not to like about that? $6.95


Seiler, Jeff & Hart, Larry – Cerebus Readers in Crisis #2

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Readers in Crisis #2

Feel free to read the previous review of this series above for background information, as that tells you all you need to know about my general thoughts on Dave Sim. These books, in theory, are a great thing, as they keep fans current on what Dave’s been up to (although you could always just go to his ongoing blog to read about it from the man himself). In reality, well, it may be best not to know. My opinion of Dave, even when he started writing things that I disagreed with (oh, around issue 186 or so, although he did say some things there that made sense), always remained high. Why? Because you could always follow his arguments logically. You could disagree, or you could have your feelings hurt by it, I suppose, but you could always see where he was going and where he was coming from to get there. The current Dave Sim is apparently happy to have everything lead back to (as he puts it) YHWH, logic be damned. This is my biggest problem with this work. My own religious thoughts notwithstanding, there has to come a point for a man when he considers, however briefly, that he is wrong. From everything I’ve read, Dave has alienated many, many of his old fans and friends, and even recently (at the start of 2007) had a falling out of some kind with Gerhard. You know, the guy who has been by his side for about 25 years? None of this seems to be making an impression though, and I suddenly find myself in an anti Dave Sim screed, which is not where I wanted to go. Whatever gets you through the day is fine with me, and if religion is it with him, well, here’s hoping he lives happily ever after. I’m mostly annoyed because this tells the story of Dave going to the possible boyhood home of Jesus (that cover might clue you in to that fact), and Dave nearly leaves town before he gets to see the place… because he has had a rough trip, which must mean that God didn’t want him there. Seriously. And these mystical signs that he wasn’t wanted, that he must turn back at once? On the plane he couldn’t sleep because the guy next to him had his headphones too loud, a small child kept bumping his arm (the same child later vomited) and, when he did land, the car he was riding in blew a tire. Are any of these odd events that would make you question whether or not the great wizard in the sky was mad at you? An asshole on a plane? Shocker! A small child being a lil’ asshole, stuck on a plane for hours with nothing to do? I don’t fly much, but isn’t there at least one of these on EVERY flight? And the tire blowing out wouldn’t have even been a big deal but the driver had so much crap in the trunk that he didn’t have room for tools to change a tire. Look, this is all an extremely long-winded way for me to say that I’m disappointed that Dave has essentially given up logic to have it all trumped by the mysterious ways of a hypothetical higher being. As for this comic, assuming anybody has read this far, it’s OK for people who are still curious about the man. The first half is all about this journey, although it does end rather abruptly. Following that is about a half book of filler. There’s a big centerfold (mind out of the gutter, people), an adaptation of one of the text pieces from Reads, some words of wisdom from the man, an old speech, text of an Edward R. Murrow speech, and the last story by Larry Hart (probably the highlight of the book) is an interesting tale on the nature of the afterlife and how you could even tell where you ended up. Cerebus will always be one of the most important things I’ve ever read but (much like the people who long for the old, funny Woody Allen, I suppose) I miss the old Dave Sim, the one who seemed like he was at least capable of having fun with all of this. If he still is, everything I’ve seen published lately sure does a good job to hide it. Finally, I’ll quote his words of wisdom from this book, reprinted from an old letter: “Look, it’s your soul. You do what you want with it. Embrace pedantic evasiveness if that’s what you want to do. Embrace conspiracy theories if that’s what you want to do. But at the end of days, your answer will be the same as mine: This was my soul and this was what I chose to do with it.”


Seiler, Jeff & Hart, Larry – Cerebus Readers in Crisis #1

April 26, 2010

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Cerebus Readers in Crisis #1

Full disclosure for those who don’t read the site regularly or don’t feel like bouncing around: Cerebus was probably the main comic that got me into small press comics. The different stories in the back of the book, his relentless promotion of good comics, and the fact that Cerebus was a wonderful, wonderful thing for many years pushed me into all this in a big way. That being said, I burned out on the series around #260 or so, and my plans to reread (and finish) the series just took a big hit when I found out that my stored half-dozen Cerebus phone books had been severely damaged by leaky water pipes. Just a little background for the curious. As for this book, it’s basically a mail correspondence between Dave Sim and Jeff Seiler, as Jeff details a drunken night in Texas. See, Jeff had been celibate for seven and a half years by choice. Dave Sim had been getting more and more religious as time went on in his series, which is one of the main things that made me lose interest, as I had been raised surrounded by religion and eventually got how silly the whole thing was. In this story Jeff finds a prostitute, goes to great lengths to track her down later in the night, has sex with her and then is worried when she won’t wake up. He answers her phone and tells her friend and pimp where she’s at, but then has second thoughts and calls the police to make sure everything is OK. They all arrive, but Jeff ends up getting frustrated at the cop, which you can’t do very often without getting thrown in jail, and sure enough, that’s where he ends up. In the meantime he’s robbed of everything he has in his hotel room while in jail. And Jeff’s conclusion from all this? That the whole thing “smacked of God sending a message in that Old Testament sort of way” for him breaking his celibacy. Not that he was an idiot for having sex with a prostitute, or for telling her pimp where he was staying, or for talking shit to the cop, or any of the many incredibly stupid things he did that night. Nope, it was God sending a message. Kee-rist. Look, I usually don’t go into such detail with the comics I ramble about on this site, but I needed to make this all crystal clear. He thanks Dave on the back of the comic about reminding him to always think, but the only message he seems to have gotten out of this whole mess is that he should go back to celibacy because clearly GOD didn’t want him to have sex. What on earth does that have to with thinking? Anyway, if you’re hurting for a Dave Sim fix, he does the cover and a page in the back. The story in the comic is interesting enough, but the art doesn’t help anything and the conclusions he draws from the story are, to me, absurd. Worth a look only if you’re a serious Cerebus junkie, or maybe if the series went on and got better from here. $5


Schrag, Ariel – Likewise #1

April 26, 2010

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Likewise #1

It’s sure obvious to me that I’ve missed some time in this epic. For those of you who don’t know, Ariel has been doing a comic story of her high school experience, detailing pretty much everything from Grade 9 to 12, with Likewise being the start of her senior year. The book is going to be something like 380 pages long, so there’s obviously a lot to be told. One of the things I love about this is the way she tells absolutely everything. There’s a scene of probably four or five pages just about Ariel and some of her friends trying to define the “It” that certain people have that makes them cool. A silly, meandering conversation, sure, but it’s real, and that’s what makes this book so priceless. She shows her deepest fears and feelings, seemingly without a care in the world or regard for the consequences. I’d say to wait until this is finished and read this all as one epic, but I think it might be a better idea to read some of the earlier years and keep up with this as it comes out, every six months or so. I feel stupid putting a warning up at all but she is incredibly graphic about everything, so if you’re the squeamish type you should really loosen up and take a look at this book. Autobiography at its finest. Sure, there are better writers and sure, there are better artists, but this is just pure and real. Read it! Here’s some contact info if you want to order the book: Ariel Schrag 5231 Lerner Hall New York, NY 10027-8351. Here’s her e-mail address too…