Polderman, Linc – I Belong to Jonas #4

December 26, 2004

I Belong to Jonas #4

I feel dirty. Let me explain before I even get started that Linc sent me issues #1-5, which I believe makes this a complete series. Why aren’t I reviewing them one at a time? Well, they’re tiny individually, and they’re only $.25 each, so you can buy them all for the price of a very cheap regular comic and get the whole story. And you really, really should, because you’ll miss the whole point of the thing if you just get the first issue or two to check it out. Consider yourself warned! This is the story of a family of mice in a little aquarium. Everything is sunshine and rose petals for the first few issues, to the point that I was having trouble keeping my lunch down. Then the series starting to get awfully realistic in portraying the lives of mice, and then I had trouble keeping my lunch down for an entirely different reason. Look, this takes a few issues to build up to any kind of a payoff, but once it does, it is well worth the effort. No e-mail address, which sucks in this day and age, but anybody who sends $1.25 to this guy (plus a little bit for postage, I’d wager) won’t be disappointed! 5638 Cranston St., Portage, MI 49002.


McCubbin, Laurenn & Coffman, Nikki

December 26, 2004

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XXX Live Nude Girls #1

Hey, this isn’t what the title suggests at all. Seriously though, the toughest thing these two women are probably going to have to deal with is getting people to pick this book up despite the title. I knew about them from various people so I knew what this was when I saw it, but the average comic book geek is going to blush and walk right by this. Then again, they’re probably not going for the average comic book geek. The book is four tales, possibly autobiographical, possibly not, about booze, drugs, sex and rage. They all share a certain sense of despair, past that they’re as different as can be. Insightful stuff about missing smoking and having a former lover serve you at a restaurant, along with some creepy, shadowy art, make up this one. $2.95 and well worth a look. Go to the website for the comic or the one for the publisher, whatever floats your boat.


Justin, Larned – Charlie Chong in Cairo Joe

December 26, 2004

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Charlie Chong in Cairo Joe

OK, I was really hoping that this issue would change my opinion of this series one way or another, but it didn’t. I did learn that this is all supposed to be a parody/tribute of the old Charlie Chan movies, which is something that’s incredibly obvious in hindsight and should make you all question if I have any idea what I’m talking about ever. This one is the start of a series about a plot to steal a “baseball diamond”, and yes, most of the puns really are that bad. It’s probably not bad if you liked the old Charlie Chan stuff or appreciate that type of humor, but it just isn’t the thing for me. Contact info is up there…


Deitch, Kim – All Waldo Comics

December 19, 2004

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All Waldo Comics

This is somebody who should have been one of the first people on my page. He’s one of the originals, one of the guys that you call “underground” instead of “alternative” or “independent” because they’ve been around so long. Christ, Art Spiegelman worships the man, and everybody who reads comics these days worships Art Spiegelman, so how good do you think that makes him? His Waldo comics are slightly similar to the Frank comics of Jim Woodring in that they both have a cat-like protagonist wandering around and getting into trouble, but that’s where the similarities stop. Except for the fact that they’re both extremely visual and at least slightly insane, that is. I don’t know how much convincing anybody would need to try one of his books. If you’re interested in the history of comics, you’ve probably already seen it and have made up your mind about it. If you’re completely new to comics, this isn’t the first thing that you’re likely to get. It’s amazing, groundbreaking stuff (you can see his influence all over the place), but nobody hopping onto the tiny comics bandwagon would start with one of the underground guys. Well, you should at least go back to him and check out a couple of his books. This one is a good one to start with because they’re all about Waldo. It’s cheap at $7.95 and has enough stories in it to give you a pretty good idea of what this guy’s all about. He absolutely packs the panels of his earlier stories full of stuff, you’d have to read them a few times just to get everything out of them. The later ones are a lot more business-like, more condensed and easier to get. The result of less drugs, maybe? Not that I want to say that all the great visuals came from the drugs, because he still did incredible work after the panels got simpler. Anyway, the man has a cheap library of stuff available. Sadly, it’s the kind of stuff that you can usually find in bargain boxes at comic stores, so do some hunting if you don’t feel like paying full price. I know there’s a store in Carbondale IL that has plenty of his comics…


Onofrio, Kevin – Koco Comix #2

December 19, 2004

Koco Comix #2

It’s tempting to just let that cover speak for itself, but that’s not why they pay me the big bucks, now is it? I should point out that this is 6 years old and it’s entirely possible that Kevin has moved on to bigger and better things, that this was just a phase that he was going through and I picked this one up instead of one of his later, better books. Here’s hoping, because this one was pretty bad. First off, don’t make fun of superheroes in mini-comics. There’s just no reason to do it, unless there’s a big subculture of people out there who go for that kind of thing in mini comic form that I don’t know about. Second, don’t have a character berating you and your story as you’re going along. It’s ridiculous, it’s lazy and it calls unnecessary attention to what you’re doing. Third… aw, screw it. This wasn’t a very good book. I liked the art OK. Nothing fantastic, but it was solid and manic at times, which fit the book. Like I said, this is from a long time ago and maybe he’s embarrassed by this. No webpage because this is so old, but you can send him money at: 4927 Galway Drive Dublin, OH 43017. This one was a buck and pretty bad, unless you go for superhero parody. Ask him if he has anything later than this, I’m curious…


Koike, Kazuo – Lone Wolf & Cub

December 19, 2004

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Volume 1: The Assassin’s Road

Volume 2: The Gateless Barrier

Volume 3: Flute of the Fallen Tiger

Volume 4: The Bell Warden

Volume 5: Black Wind

Volume 6: Lanterns for the Dead

Volume 7: Dragon Cloud, Tiger Wind

Volume 8: Thread of Tears

Volume 9: Echo of the Assassin

Volume 10: Drifting Shadows

Volume 11: Talisman of Hades

Volume 12: Shattered Stones

Volume 13: The Moon in the East, The Sun in the West

Volume 14: Day of the Demons

Volume 15: Brothers of the Grass

Volume 16: The Gateway Into Winter

Volume 17: The Will of the Fang

Volume 18: The Last Kurokawa

Volume 20: A Taste of Poison


Kaz

December 19, 2004

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Sidetrack City and Other Tales

Kaz has always been, for whatever reason, somebody that I didn’t think too much of. Maybe it’s just the sheer volume of people that I read, some of them are bound to fall through the cracks. Still, it’s a shame when somebody like this doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. Not like he really needs it from me, as he’s doing a weekly strip in a lot of alternative newspapers and I’m sure he’s doing just fine for himself. He’s one of those comics visionaries that I talk so much about. Every panel of this book is packed with surreal imagery. I can guarantee that you won’t catch everything he did even on the third way through (I read this for the third time to review it and there were more than a few new things in there for me). Stories in this include Satan falling in love, a floating pig head who tells the protagonist in the title tale to do evil things, burly men with boobs, Bill Beak (a psychotic baby chicken), and too many other things to mention. It’s kind of a short book at 64 pages, but it is absolutely packed and I don’t think anybody is going to go away disappointed. I think part of my negative impression of the guy was from a few Underworld strips I’d seen that I didn’t like. Who knows, maybe I just caught him on a couple of off weeks, but I can tell you that this book is good. Anybody who wants to clue me in with the Underworld books is more than welcome to… Don’t forget to check out his website to see for yourself what you think of his stuff, as he has tons of samples up. You can kill an afternoon here pretty easily and have a good time doing it.

Underworld Vol. 1: Cruel and Unusual Comics

Like I said, I don’t know much about these. This will be rectified in time, but it might be a long time, so I’ll once again recommend that you check out his website to see what you think. All kinds of samples there,folks.

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Underworld Vol. 2: Bare Bulbs

Underworld Vol. 3: Ink Punk

Underworld Vol. 4: Duh


Grimbol, Justin – Desperate #16

December 18, 2004

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Desperate #16

This one is a bit more scattered than the last issue, but still a solid comic. Mostly the same cast of characters, and it’s always refreshing to see real talk about sex in a comic. Notice that I didn’t say “intelligent”, not that it’s stupid or anything, but real people having real sex is a lot different from a lot of the portrayals you see. Anyway, boobs a’plenty in this one, it’s still $1 and worth checking out.


Lapaix, Juan – Faire #1

December 18, 2004

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Faire #1

Here’s the first line from the book, and you can tell me what you think: “Like all other fairy tales, this one starts like all the others.” Now, class, can you break that sentence down and tell me what’s wrong with it? I don’t mean to pick on Juan, but I get the overwhelming impression from this that English isn’t his first language. There’s not a thing wrong with that, but if it’s in English, that’s what the majority of your audience is going to be reading, so get an editor! Ahem. The story is about a young, lonely girl who doesn’t fit into any of the cliques in high school, but she is into the dark arts. So, naturally, a “Pan” comes down to make her taller and her boobs much, much bigger. He also throws in some powers. Apparently these powers come with a price, but we’re not going to learn about that until the next issue. Pet peeve alert: in two sentences, one after the other, he uses “there” and “their” in “there boss” and “their queen”. Maybe he didn’t know which one was right and figured that at least he’d be right half the time, I don’t know. The art in this one is a bit better than the art in Esoteric Hunters, as there are only giant boobs on a few pages. Still, not much to recommend this split book at all. Here’s hoping they work the bugs out, get an editor and come back with a better second issue. Contact info is up there, but if you don’t feel like scrolling go here.


Scheiner, Jon

December 18, 2004

 

Welcome to the Doghouse

Another short, short mini. I think I picked this one up at the comic shop after FLUKE, I think. Not that I wouldn’t have gotten in ordinarily, but this was after the show and I was already really broke. Anyway, it’s OK. Not great, but not bad either. It’s the story of a little girl who gets blamed when the family dog ruins a wig that her mother owns. The mother insists that if she is going to blame the dog, they’re going to have to treat her like one. It’s over before you know it, but the man can certainly draw a funny dog (that’s what the thing in the lower right hand corner is, in case you couldn’t tell). Send him, I don’t know, $1, if you’re interested at 475 Greenwood Dr. Athens, GA 30606.

You’re Not the Boss of Me

Jon was kind enough to send me a few more of his comics after he saw my last review, and they were certainly better than the first one. He told me that the previous one I reviewed was the first one that he did, so that explains a little bit. The other two comics will probably get up here one of these days, but they’re called Peckerhead and The Blow Up in case you want to ask for them by name. This one is about two little girls agreeing to boss each other around. One of them gets to boss the other around for a day in return for being bossed around for the next 20 years. A cute little story about kids, which is kind of hard to come by. The art still has a tiny ways to go, as he doesn’t seem to know what he wants in some cases with the background, but it’s improving with each issue (judging by the dates, that is). You could do a lot worse for yourself that to buy a few of these, that’s for sure…

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Matt, Joe

December 18, 2004

Joe’s Myspace page

Publisher’s website

(Note:I wrote this back in 2002, when I last reviewed an issue of his series, as that’s the last time he finished a damned issue. Still not sure if he proved me right or if he has bigger things ahead… 12/5/06)

This poor guy looks like he’s doomed to become a comics historical footnote (if there is such a thing), which is a damned shame. There was a time when a new Peepshow would get me running to the comic store, and it’s still that way, but he’s put out something like 2 comics in the last three years. He’s a victim of his own laziness and lack of motivation and I think he could have been a really important voice in the field. Who knows, maybe he’ll snap out of it he sees other comics people start to make some serious money (I don’t know how, maybe with all the comic related movies coming out soon). I sure hope so.

Peepshow: The Cartoon Diary of Joe Matt

Even if he never does anything of note again in comics, the world will always have this gem to remember him by. One of the funniest collections ever, this is a diary that he did for various publications for about ten years ago. This guy reveals everything about himself and his closest friends, which might explain why he has so few of them. This set the standard for autobiographical comics… well, maybe Crumb did that, but I think Matt took it a step or two further. This is one of those books that you can give your skeptical non-comic loving friends and I can guarantee that they’ll love it. OK, maybe I can’t guarantee it, but everybody I’ve showed it to has thought it was the best thing ever. No matter how screwed up your life is, you’ll always be more stable than Joe Matt.

The Poor Bastard

I can’t imagine a better title for a collection of his work. This collects the first 6 issues of Peepshow, and these were the really good ones. A lot of people didn’t like his later work (when he retold a childhood story), thinking that he was ripping off Chester Brown, but I thought it was OK. It hasn’t been collected though, so maybe he thinks it’s bad too. Whatever the case, the “story” here involves Joe and his longtime girlfriend Trish. Anybody who has read the first book should be familiar with her. Anyway, after she reads the first issue (about Joe having a crush on a friend of hers), she breaks up with him, and the rest of the book is mostly about his emotional torment of going through the whole ordeal. Not as dense as the first one, but after you read this you’ll wonder why he didn’t keep going with this. Actually, you might not wonder because it might be obvious that him bitching for entire issues could only be entertaining for so long. Whatever the case, I wasn’t sick of it when he essentially stopped.

Peepshow 13

Another thing that isn’t on the D & Q website, but just e-mail them, I’m sure they haven’t gotten around to updating the site yet. A lot of people give Joe Matt a lot of shit about putting out one book every two years or so, but what a lot of people forget is how good his book is when he does put it out. Look, I can think of exactly one person that can make me read their entire run of books again with each new issue, and that’s Joe Matt. This one is all Joe, Chester Brown and Seth sitting around a table talking and it’s still one of the best things I’ve read this year. Kudos to the guy. I still think it’s a damned shame that the world can’t see more from this incredible talent, but maybe the books wouldn’t be as good if he was putting out three a year or so. He should just take his time and make sure that they’re all as good as this one. Oh yeah, and he has a fantastic response to all the people who call him lazy:

Peepshow #14

Holy Christ, Joe Matt has a new comic out! I dug up the last few issues of this series before reading this, as it’s the last issue of his current storyline, and #13 came out in February of 2002. That’s right, it took the man 4 and a half years to put this book out. For anybody who has any complaints about him personally or his work in general, he answers them all here, including going into excruciating detail about why he’s so unproductive and how his obsession with porn has left him a neurotic mess. Yes, even more of a neurotic mess than he was when he started the series. Individually, these issues felt closed in and suffocating, as a good chunk of the “action” takes place in his tiny apartment. Taken as a whole, this ranks up with the best of his stuff, even if took him over 8 years to finish it. It’s a great case study of someone who has access to all the porn in the world and two VCR’s to make his own “best of” tapes. If you think it’s all doom and gloom, well OK, this one mostly is. Things seem to be looking up for Joe though, as he moved to Los Angeles recently and apparently has all sorts of new adventures to tell us. Of course, we won’t get to actually read these stories for another year at least, as this issue just came out a few weeks ago and I just don’t buy the idea that he’ll have the next illustrated chapter of his life done any time soon. Still and all, even with my bitching, Joe Matt is one of the reasons I started reading independent comics in the first place and it’s comics like this that remind me why I stick around. $4.95


Woodring, Jim

December 18, 2004

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Interviews: One from Cartoons Forum. Somebody tell me if they can find more and I’ll put them up here…

The Book of Jim

If you like things that are even remotely outside the box, as they say, then you already know all about Jim Woodring. In my humble opinion, there isn’t a greater living comic artist. Nobody can combine the pretty pictures with the crazy words like he can. This isn’t the kind of thing that you read looking for a good story: beginning, middle and end. It is the kind of story you read if you’re mood is kind of off, if you’re tired of reading the regular pattern of story. Jim is part diary-like rambling, part comics, and part other random stuff. This is one of the books that should be kept in print for all time.

Frank Volume 1

This is the comic that taught me how silly it was to distrust the wordless comic. Nobody has done it better before or since than Jim Woodring. Frank is a… cat… dog… creature of unknown origin who gets into all kinds of crazy adventures. There’s no better way to describe it than that, but don’t think of “crazy” in the cliche way it has been used for years, but rather go back to the root of the word, when it actually meant “insane”. Think back to the last truly insane thing you’ve seen. Not weird, not zany or wacky, but insane. Welcome to the world of Frank!

Frank Volume 2

When I say “more of the same” for this volume, I hope you know that that is a very good thing indeed.

Frank #4


Smith, Jeff

December 18, 2004

 

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Seriously though, has anybody out there not heard of Bone? It’s not one of the series that I follow though, and I’m not sure why. I borrowed the run that my friend has about three years ago, read the whole thing in a row for the first time ever, and loved it. Couldn’t wait for them to get the next book and borrowed it as soon as they were done with it. About six months ago they were all being reprinted and I toyed with the idea of getting them all myself, including the ones that I still haven’t read, but I couldn’t afford it. Here I sit now, without any of the big Bone books and just a few scattered issues here and there, and yet if anybody asked I would say that I like the series. Maybe I don’t like it as much as I think I do or (more likely), it’s just too annoying waiting for long periods of time between issues. As I’m not completely caught up in the storyline right now, it’s a perfect time to wait and get them all when I have some extra cash. It’s a lot easier to follow a series when you’re already caught up. Anyway, here’s what’s in print.

Bone Volume 1: Out From Boneville

Bone Volume 2: The Great Cow Race

Bone Volume 3: Eyes of the Storm

Bone Volume 4: The Dragonslayer

Bone Volume 5: Rock Jaw: Master of the Eastern Border

Bone Volume 6: Old Man’s Cave


Crowther, Jeff – Samurai Bowling #2

December 18, 2004

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Samurai Bowling #2

You know what I like? It’s when the creator of a comic tells, in graphic detail, what they’re trying to do with a comic right there at the beginning. Sure, sometimes it’s better to be vague, but you have to love the fact that he admits right away that this book was done solely as an excuse to “draw a teenage samurai girl beat up a bunch of ninjas while working at a bowling alley”. Let me just kill the suspense here and say that he succeeds admirably at that task. It’s a two issue story and I picked #2 to review mostly because it’s bigger and there’s a zombie monkey in it. My only minor complaint was that it looked the second issue was put together in something of a hurry because of a couple of silly spelling and grammatical errors, but when a comic is this much fun I can let things like that slide. There’s also the slim possibility that this kind of thing might get old if all he does is have his samurai beat up ninjas at a bowling alley… nah. Word is that he has a bunch of web comics available at his website, and I swear that I will get some kind of a section for web comics up at some point in the future. I think it’s $1.50 for this one and $1 for the first one, e-mail the guy to get the whole story!


Stephens, Jay

December 18, 2004

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The Land of Nod Treasury

I don’t know how I missed this guy. I know people tried to convince me to buy this stuff years ago, but I think my impression that it must have been for children for some reason. I was horribly wrong and this was one of the better surprises I’ve read this year. I’ll tell you more about why later, but it’s cheap and it’s good. You can’t ask for much more than that.

Land of Nod Rockabye Book

Now that I know how good this guy is, here’s another book that I’m going to have to buy.

Oddville

Brand new book that I just saw on Amazon. So new that it’s not going to be out until next year, in fact. If you like his stuff take a look at what they have to say about it. Until, then about all I can show you is the cover…


Lutes, Jason

December 18, 2004

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Interview

Berlin: Book 1

This is going to be an epic eventually, but it’ll be later rather than sooner. This book took something like 5 years to complete, so at that rate this is going to be done in… 2011? Is that right? Christ, we’ll all be dead by then. Pick up the pace, son, this is damned fine readin’!

Jar of Fools

No one should be allowed to put out a first book that’s this good. OK, it was two parts and they came out separately at the time, but still. It’s things like this that make people afraid to even try to make a first book because they know it can’t live up to this and Goodbye, Chunky Rice. Strive for mediocrity, you bastards!


Campbell, Eddie

December 18, 2004

Interview (from 1994)

From Hell

I know, he was only the artist on this book and Alan Moore was the writer, but he deserves almost as much credit as Mr. Moore. The book would have felt totally different with somebody else drawing it. It probably wouldn’t have disturbed me nearly as much.

Alec: The King Canute Crowd

This collects a lot of the old Alec stuff. Alec, for the uninitiated, is part autobiography and part fiction. My second-favorite long running character of all time, right behind Cerebus. Not that you can really compare the two, as Alec deals with entirely different things than Cerebus does, but there you have it.

Alec: How to be an Artist

That being said, I didn’t like this one as much as I thought I would. The title struck me right away as being pretentious as hell, but he kind of dealt with that early on and dismissed it. He set a pretty high bar up for himself with Graffiti Kitchen and The Dance of Lifey Death (which are going to be released soon, along with another story, in one volume, and that should be the best thing ever) and, frankly, he didn’t reach it with this book.

Alec: Three Piece Suit

His three best works to date, and that’s saying something: Graffiti Kitchen, Little Italy and The Dance of Lifey Death. Everyone who reads comics should read these, and now they’re all together in one book.

Bacchus Book One: Immortality Isn’t Forever

The story of the God of Spirits Bacchus in the modern day. It’s a shame that the comic series Bacchus no longer features this character because they were always entertaining, if too cartoony sometimes (notably when Eddie wasn’t drawing them).

Bacchus Book 2: The Gods of Business

Bacchus Book 3: Doing the Islands with Bacchus

Bacchus Book 4 The Eyeball Kid: One Man Show

Bacchus Book 5: Earth, Water, Air and Fire

My favorite of the Bacchus books, probably because it comes so close to the feel of his Alec work. Bacchus and his companions are trapped on an island and reflect on all sorts of things. Not much happens in terms of a story, which is probably what makes it the best of these books.

Bacchus Book Nine: King Bacchus

Egomania #2
I think there's been something lacking in Eddie Campbell's work for me for the last few years, and I've been unable to put my finger on exactly what that was until I read the first couple of issues of his new magazine, Egomania. It's just not fun for me to read his stuff anymore. What that can be based on is open to interpretation, but I just don't get the same feeling of joy and whimsy on every page that I used to. When I first found some of his books 11 years or so, they were all about fun. There were stories about real life that were used with more than a little artistic license. That was the first time I had seen the concept used in comics and it changed my idea of what they could be. This issue is mostly an interview between Eddie and Alan Moore. That's something that would have fascinated me a few years ago and should have held some interest for me today, but it seems like the only reason Alan is even still doing comics these days is to talk about his theories on magic. That's all well and good, but I'm here to have fun with the books! Maybe it's my fault for not really wanting to read a 32 page interview mostly about obscure theories on magic, but I was bored to tears. These two issues have also introduced Eddie's new epic on the history of humor. A lofty goal, sure, and one that shows some definite promise. If I can't get some joy out of a series dedicated to investigating humor, I'll know that Eddie has moved past my tastes and it's time to move on. That being said, I think I'm going to skip these magazines and get the collected version when it comes out. It's always more complete anyway and the filler bits in these two magazines (the in-depth history of a painting, the From Hell Hollywood premiere as described by his daughter, and in interview with an old comics hero of his) were just plain dull for me. If anyone throws a "PHILISTINE!" my way, that's fine, I feel like I should be appreciating this stuff more, it's just that it's all so incredibly dull these days. I mostly like quiet books, don't get me wrong. Maybe I should go back and read some of his older works so I can remind myself what I liked so much about the guy to begin with...


Lapham, David

December 18, 2004

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Good listing of books available

Murder Me Dead

There’s only one reason that David wasn’t one of the first people that I put up on the page, and that’s because he doesn’t have a website. Stupid, I know, and it takes away from the point of having most of the page be dedicated to small press stuff. What’s more small press than not even having your own web page, even if he is getting some kind of “mainstream” (it’s ridiculous to even use that word in connection with comics) acceptance? Anyway, I decided to sit down and read this whole series at once today, and I can longer accept not having him on the page. This was a long, good book from somebody who was already very good at telling short stories. This is a noir tale about a man who has his rich, aloof wife kill herself and the problems he deals with from there. It’s not as simple as that, obviously. He finds an old crush from high school, and there’s the current mistress he has to deal with. Throw in a private detective hired by his mother-in-law who wants desperately to see him suffer and you have a smorgasboard of deceit and betrayal. Nobody involved in this is an innocent in any way, and the story had me guessing right up until the very end, which is all you can ask out of a story like this.

Even with as good as this was, it was obvious that he’s still learning. He had this planned as an eight issue series and it ended up being nine, with the last one being twice as big. I thought it could have been shaved down just the slightest bit, so maybe he should have stuck with the original plan. Still, it’s tough to use a lot of the noir dialogue in the modern day, so it’s tough to say that it would have worked any better if it was wordier and shorter than it did when there were large silent chunks in this to tell you what was going on. This is a major work from somebody who is still learning his trade (don’t forget the fact that he’s prolific, which is so incredibly rare in quality comics), and I for one can’t wait to see what he does next. I’ll put a link up to buy this as soon as I find one, but until then you can always just contact the author if you’re really interested and don’t live near and good comic shops, as most of them would at least be able to get this: El Capitan Books P.O. Box 351508 Los Angeles, CA 90035.

Stray Bullets Vol.1
I think this reviewing thing is a virus sometimes. Here I am, sitting at work at the comic store. I realize that I haven’t read Stray Bullets in a while so I sit down, read it… and I realized that the section on my page for this book was blank. Damn you website, why can’t I just read one book without blabbing about it? Ah, my problems, they are serious. Anyway, I thought that maybe this book wouldn’t age well, what with the incredible work he’s doing these days with the series. It’s different, sure, but the kernals of what makes it so great now are right here. All kinds of familiar faces too, but I’ll learn more about that when I get through the whole run. In these days he mostly only did stories from issue to issue. The first story (unrelated to the rest except for the fact that it introduces the mysterious “Harry”) is about a couple of hired goons trying to dispose of a body. Nothing is ever that easy in this series, as you’ll see. The second story is about a little girl who witnesses a murder and has one of the most… what the word when it feels like your stomach just jumps out of your body? That’s what the ending is like. The third story is about a party after a job and it introduces all kinds of characters that come up later: Beth, Nina, and Monster that I can remember, and I’ve never read this stuff all in a row. The fourth story, well, I don’t want to ruin anything for you but it took the edge off one of the other stories in the book a little bit and has a completely unexpected ending, what with the theme of everything else in here. If you haven’t read this series yet, this is one of those cases where the first book is a perfect place to start. It’s only $11.95 too, so it’s not too expensive to just go crazy one day and buy the whole mess of stuff…

Stray Bullets Vol. 2

Stray Bullets Vol. 3

Stray Bullets Vol. 4

Stray Bullets Vol. 5

Stray Bullets Vol. 6

Stray Bullets 28

I don’t know why I’m not waiting until these are collected to tell you about this. This was the last part of the storyline and it should be out soon, it’s just… people need to know about this. I’m sure there are plenty of people who think this is too popular to be any good, and they’re just wrong. The utter lack of happy endings is kind of depressing sometimes, sure, but that’s about the only negative thing I can say about this. The art has become one of my favorites and he has the whole noir style of writing nailed. He’s kind of like Dan Clowes to me in that everything he’s done has been better than the book before, even when I thought he had peaked. The frustrating thing about this series right now is that I’m in the middle of moving, so half of this story is in Ohio and the rest of it is here. What’s the story about, you ask? What do you think this is, some kind of review? Well, without giving anything away, there’s a kidnapping, a runaway, a Monster, some killing… you know, the usual. I’m not sure if this will be #7 or 8 in the series, but I’ll let you know. If you’ve ever wanted to try this series but didn’t know where to start, here’s a good spot.

Stray Bullets #29

Did I say that that last issue was a good place to start? No, actually the best place to start would be at the beginning, that was only if you were broke and wanted to pick up one of the issues instead of one of the collections. Honestly, I’ve read this in chunks that have been too spread apart for me to know how coherent this has been from the start (I’m getting to it, really I am), but it’s really coming together now. This has become the best noir comic going and David even has the common decency to put it out on a regular basis. This issue is about the police trying to find Virginia Applejack, who you may remember from way back in the third issue (or the second), or maybe from other parts of the series that I’m too lazy to reference right now. Contact info is way up there but I’d still recommend that you get the books to see what’s going on here. There aren’t many comics out there that come out on a regular basis and are this engaging, so buy it already.

Stray Bullets #30

After what’s been going on in this series lately, this issue could almost be considered a break. And there’s a happy ending! You might think that I’m giving too much away, but the title of the story is “Happy Ending”, and how much does that really give away anyway? The story here is that Bobby takes a gun to school to impress his classmates. Not that much funny there, but there’s actually a funny line here and there. Compared to most of his stuff, this is almost lighthearted. Kind of a “break” issue in the big story (at least that’s my judgment, but what do I know), but that almost makes it a perfect comic to pick up and try if you don’t know where to try out this series. Why don’t I have the website linked anywhere up there? Oh well, it’s fixed now.


Hellman, Danny – Legal Action Comics Volume 1

December 18, 2004

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Legal Action Comics Volume 1 Now Available! $14.95

I could go on and on and tell you that the proceeds for this go to a great cause, and one that is vastly important to free speech in general. But if you want to know why Dirty Danny and Ted Rall are in court these days, you should go to the homepage of Danny Hellman and see for yourself. Or I could run down the stories and tell you what I thought of each one. Instead of wasting your time with that, if you read all about the lawsuit and still don’t think you should give money to this guy, I’ll just let you know who’s in this benefit, and this collection of talent should pretty much speak for itself. Tony Millionaire, Sam Henderson, Robert Crumb, Art Spiegelman, Renee French, James Kochalka, Marc Bell, Johnny Ryan, Steven Weissman, Ron Rege, Doug Allen, and Spain, among MANY others. I hadn’t seen most of the stuff in here, although I don’t know if it’s pulled from other stuff or mostly original. Whatever the case, it’s all really good, and I’d never had a chance to see Danny Hellman’s stuff before this and I like it quite a bit. Did I mention that this is over 250 pages? What the hell are you waiting for?

Note: The following is from Ben Durgin, and it was on a forgotten page here, put into limbo after a past update of the whole website. No idea how this came about or why it’s here (thank you brain, for losing that memory completely) but, as it’s a great synopsis of the actual legal case involved here, thought it best to put it on the “main” Danny Hellman page.

Danny Hellman is in a bit of a rut right now. In addition to being doomed in the highly unrecognized field of comics, he is facing a $1.5 million lawsuit. Well, we’re four years into this mess, and since the fall of 2001, I’ve had a wonderful lawyer named Erik Jacobs handling my case pro bono, says Hellman. For me, as a struggling artist, the most emotionally devastating aspect of the lawsuit was the expense, and thanks to Erik, these last two years of the lawsuit have been a lot less stressful for my wife and I than the first few.

The lawsuit is over an e-mail prank Hellman circulated and a cartoon he drew of fellow comic book author Ted Rall. Rall had written an article for the Village Voice boldly criticizing Art Spiegelman, the well-respected, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Maus. Hellman says the cartoon that he circulated came out a day or two before the prank.

The cartoon consists of Rall drawn as a small dog in a park, peeing on a statue of Spiegelman. The prank came after Rall and Hellman exchanged several private e-mails about Rall’s Village Voice article. Hellman says he found Rall’s e-mails to be snide and decided to write an e-mail mocking Rall’s article.

The e-mail, which is entitled Ted Rall’s Balls, featured a faux Rall bragging about his testicular fortitude, which he earned by criticizing Spiegelman, the chain-smoking Napoleon of comics. The e-mail welcomed it’s recipients to join a list serve where the topic of discussion would be Ted Rall’s balls. Hellman says he sent the email to approximately thirty people, most of whom were already well-acquainted with his juvenile jokes. Rall was also included on the list.

That e-mail was followed by a series of faux disgruntled responses from well-known voices in the publishing industry. They were actually written by Hellman himself. Within a couple of days of the Ted Rall’s Balls e-mail, I was receiving cease & desist letters from Rall’s attorneys, threatening legal action, and demanding an apology, as well as a five figure sum of money, he explains. I provided an apology immediately, but declined to offer any cash, (as I felt none was deserved). Within a few weeks, Rall’s attorneys filed a $1.5 million dollar libel suit against Hellman. In Hellman’s opinion the whole prank was completely harmless.

Regarding Rall’s article about Spiegelman, Hellman says, The Main thesis of the piece, (as I remember it) was a dark portrait Rall struggled to paint of Art Spiegelman as a petty, power-mad tyrant of the New York cartooning scene, without whose consent no aspiring cartoonist could ever hope to advance professionally. Hellman says Rall even attacked Spiegelman’s smoking habits.

Danny Hellman isn’t a millionaire who can easily pay a settlement to Ted Rall. So he has put out a benefit book called Legal Action Comics Volume 1. The second volume of his anthology is also available .I’d wanted to do a comics anthology for years. And had tried a few times to get such projects off the ground, with little success, says Hellman. I had done a mini comic in the early 1990s called Legal Action Comics, which reprinted two strips I’d done for Screw magazine parodying Superman and the Simpsons. So in a sense, there were precedents that led to 2001’s Legal Action Comics Volume 1, but I’d certainly had no plans to print such a book prior to the lawsuit. The anthology contains work from some very well-known people in the world of comics such as Robert Crumb, Sam Henderson, and Art Spiegelman. The second volume contains some returning contributors from Legal Action Comics Volume 1 and some new talents as well.

Hellman also has gotten some help from M. Doughty, former front man of the band Soul Coughing, whom he calls a very gifted writer (as one can tell from his lyrics). Hellman says he got acquainted with Doughty a few years ago at the New York Press offices, and at the newspaper’s legendary lavish parties. Doughty had been a writer and an illustrator for the paper for several years. Hellman says that Doughty was possibly the funniest writer the New York Press ever had.

When I got into legal hot water, Doughty and his band Soul Coughing were generous enough to headline a benefit concert the New York Press had organized on my behalf. (Soul Coughing disbanded shortly after that December 1999 concert, and I’d like to think that the sight of me in clown makeup had nothing to do with that breakup).

Danny Hellman doesn’t have any specific plans for the future. He says he has made a living as an editorial illustrator and hopes to have continued success in that field. I enjoy doing comics, and hope to do more of that, in spite of the meager financial rewards and limited audience. Perhaps he’ll continue to get by with a little help from his friends.

Ben Durgin


Warner, Dan – A Bright Sunny Day

December 18, 2004

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A Bright Sunny Day

The problem with outdated websites is that you’re never quite sure if the author is still working on comics. Luckily you can still order his older comics even if he isn’t, so don’t worry. This is a disquieting tale of a man as he wakes up one morning after a drunken night out, trying to put the events together. He realizes that he made a fool of himself to his co-workers, slept with a random woman even though he was engaged and made out with a man at a party. His search to find out if his fiancee knew about what he had done uncovered terrible things about her, and this comic is about him facing death and trying to put the day behind him as quickly as possible. Heartfelt and honest contemplation is always a good thing, and there’s plenty of that in here. Check out the website, I don’t know if comics are still being made but this Xeric winner is worth reading.