Cattapan, Brian – Zeek the Martian Geek #3

April 22, 2010

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Zeek the Martian Geek #3

He sure can crank these out. Still looks kind of messy (I’m not sure if he’s using crayons for these or what), but it’s still fun. This one is about Elvis on Mars and Lisa Marie, along with his customary tremendous number of asides. One thing you can definitely say about the guy, he uses every little bit of the page. Eight pages of fun with a few parodies thrown in for a dollar, what’s wrong with that?


Cattapan, Brian – Certain Confusion #1

April 22, 2010

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Certain Confusion #1

Everybody who reads this site on a regular basis knows that I mostly don’t like the traditional 3 or 4 panel comic strip with the gag ending. It’s just been done to death and I’m frankly sick of seeing it, as I think this medium is capable of so much more. That being said, this stuff wasn’t bad. A couple of groaners, sure, but some of the strips were genuinely funny and that’s about all you can hope for out of this format, in my opinion. I didn’t like the “mouth all the way open to indicate talking” thing that a lot of characters did at first, but the more I read the more it grew on me. It’s just so ridiculous that it’s hard not to laugh at after awhile. Contact info is above if you’re in the mood for strips…


Cattapan, Brian – Zeek the Martian Geek #2

April 22, 2010

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Zeek the Martian Geek #2

Random, frantic fun. The book looks like it’s gotten a bit messier since the first issue. The panels are a lot busier (there are little asides everywhere) and I’m still not sure exactly what the heck was going on. I think the alien was trying to impress Winona Ryder (and he uses aliases for everybody famous, but I really don’t think that’s something you have to worry about when putting out a mini comic) by stealing all kinds of stuff. It’s a goofy, fun comic, without much substance. I also just found that he has a website, and it’s a pretty ridiculous place. Want to buy panties with Zeek on them? Check it out if you don’t believe me…


Cattapan, Brian – Zeek the Martian Geek #1

April 22, 2010

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Zeek The Martian Geek #1

Do I have a word limit that I have to reach with these reviews? No? Good. I ask that because there’s not much to say about this book. It had a few funny parts, in between the parts that weren’t so funny, and then it was over. It was cute enough to be worth a look, but I don’t know if I could say the same after reading a few more issues of this. It looks like it would get really old really fast. Still, I’m just judging this one issue, and it was pretty funny. Send the man an e-mail to see what else he has laying around, I think this one was a couple of bucks.


Cattapan, Brian – Cattapan Comics

April 22, 2010

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Cattapan Comics Now Available!  $3

Sorry about that fuzzy cover image.  I was going to remove the buttons (and did I mention that each issue comes with those buttons?) and scan the regular cover, but that man did some serious stapling, so I left it alone.  Everybody reading this gets the basic idea that humor is subjective, right?  What’s funny for me is not necessarily funny for thee?  OK, good, because this book was almost completely unfunny.  The vampire bits in particular were painfully bad, even worse because they’re puns seen coming a mile away (in the landscape of the four panel joke strip).  The Zeek strips were a little better, but most of this stuff has already been published in his other books.  I guess this was just an attempt to sell the buttons with a sampler of his work, which is an OK idea but would have been better if he’d gone with some of the funnier stuff.  If you love his stuff and really want these buttons, I’d say this is worth getting.  If you’re just looking to find out who this guy is and what he’s all about, scan around this page for a cheaper sampler platter.  And just so there’s something positive here, as I do appreciate the work Brian has put in over the years (he was one of the first random submissions I got, way back in the day): I do like the buttons.

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Cattapan, Brian – The Collected Zeek the Martian Geek

April 22, 2010

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The Collected Zeek the Martian Geek Now Available!  $10

Yes, I added “the collected” to my title, mostly so I could convey the fact that this collects the best bits of Zeek #1-7 and that this is, in fact, a hefty graphic novel and not just a really overpriced mini.

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Cattapan, Brian – Zeek the Martian Geek Full Color Special #2

April 22, 2010

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Zeek the Martian Geek Full Color Special #2 Now Available!  $5

First things first: that is one fantastic cover.  Seriously, just sit back and enjoy that for a second.  As for the rest of the comic, yes, there were plenty of funny bits this time around.  The main story in here is a long piece about  Zeek falling into the, er, “Zone” (because apparently he couldn’t legally say Twilight Zone) and confronting an evil cat.  This piece has more geek references in it than you could shake that proverbial stick at.  Go ahead, read it and see!  Bonus points if you get them all, or should I say shame points, as that would confirm you as a total geek.  Other stories in here include the two of them going camping, bowling, playing matrix frisbee and discussing the true origins of the earth.  This is a bit “inside baseball” as it were, but Brian also wins the prize for “mailing most likely to survive a nuclear explosion”.  One thing about his comics, they always get here wrapped in a ball of tape so thick that I have to cut into the package o’ comics (hoping that I don’t chop anything vital), and when I get inside they’re usually wrapped in three layers of bubble tape.  It’s a good precaution, as my mail carrier usually takes “do not bend” warnings as a personal challenge, but maybe one less layer of everything the next time around?  Sure, you could call that rambling that is utterly disconnected to the comic being reviewed, and you’d be right, but it’s good to know for people who are going to be sending in comics, and they might be reading this, right?  Right.  Anyway, there are more than enough funny bits in here to make this worthwhile and really, kudos again on that cover.  Oh, and I know this should be down at the bottom of the page with his other full color special, but do you know how big this entire page is at this point?  I’m going to have to change the format of how pages are done one of these days purely because Brian makes so many comics.  $5

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Catmull, Ben – Monster Express

April 22, 2010

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Monster Express

Christ, where the heck has Ben Catmull been? I knew the art in this looked familiar, but I didn’t know who did this until I turned it over at the end and saw his name. Has he been doing a bunch of stuff that I missed and, if so, could somebody point me to it? This is the story of a man on a train, trying to have a peaceful train ride. He unexpectedly is forced to sit next to a chatterbox, but can’t seem to leave his car for any reason because there’s a monster on the loose, killing everbody on board. The only action we see is through their train car, with injured (or headless) people running by in a panic while the general calm of their seating area remains the same. His art has a simple charm to it that’s hard to match (what does he use for the shading, watercolors?) and the man can tell a story, so I don’t know what more you could ask for here. It’s short and I’d guess it’s between 2 and 3 bucks, as the packaging is pretty simple. Check it out and get the rest of his stuff too, he’s one of the great ones that I’ve seen in the past few years. Send him e-mail or check out more of his stuff online


Catmull, Ben – Paper Theater

April 22, 2010

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Paper Theater

I put a link up to this guy a few weeks ago because I really liked what I saw on his home page (which is down as of 11/18/03, but I have no idea if that is a permanent thing), but I also knew that his comic was coming soon so I wouldn’t do a page until I saw his book. Well, I’ve seen it now, and I’m impressed. It’s a series of short stories about a variety of different things. His ability to go from creepy to laugh-out-loud funny is amazing. It starts with the subtly disquieting “Emily” (about two childhood friends) and goes from that right to “All Zombies Attack!”, which is funny as hell. It’s basically all about every living creature getting turned into a zombie and Death running around frantically trying to make sure that everything that is supposed to be dead stays dead. Funny stuff. I’m not going to analyze the whole damned thing, it’s a pretty big book. Other stories include an astronaut going to hell accidentally, a man trying to find a bottle of whiskey while being tormented by a dead kitty that he didn’t kill, and a taxidermist who breaks his glasses in the middle of the night with disastrous results. Sometimes funny and sometimes at least slightly disturbing, this one’s a fun read all the way through. Go ahead and visit his page, he has all kinds of samples up.


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Fear

April 22, 2010

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Fear (based on a sonnet by Ciaran Carson)

That cover is just about actual size, so we’re dealing with another tiny mini here. It’s based on a sonnet, as I made clear above, all about fear. Fear of things existential and physical, real and imagined, and has the effect after the last panel of seeming to be on an eternal loop. A solid mini that’ll actually make you stop and think, or at least it’ll make you stop and think if you are me. If you are you I don’t know what it’ll do to you, but I like to think it’ll make you stop and think too. This can’t be more than a buck and contact info is up yonder…


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Elm City Jams #2 (with various artists)

April 22, 2010

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Elm City Jams #2 (with various artists) Now Available! $1.50

First, let me clarify that list of “various artists”: Linnea Duvall, Tom Hart, Bill Kartalopoulos, Jon Lewis, Tom O’Donnell, and Jeff Seymour. As always with these jam books, it’s all about trying new things and still making funny, interesting stories. These could easily devolve into academic exercises and it would be hard to fault anybody involved, but I laughed out loud more than a few times while reading this, and that generally doesn’t happen for “academic” books. The rules for this one are simple and wonderful. An artist can take a title (that they didn’t make up) and get to work, passing onto somebody else after a panel or two. The rejected titles are hilarious (my favorite being Meat: The Parents), so obviously the ones they did use are even better. The other method is a bit more complex, involving joining individual panels and filling in the blanks to make a coherent story. So how did they do? I don’t want to spoil a damned thing here, which I suppose is part of my “job” as a “reviewer”. So, while keeping it as mysterious as possible, some of the concepts here include making a deal with the devil, Bert and Ernie running Halliburton, the devil’s avocado, space as a mindfuck, robots in trees, a rapping chicken and knight, drowing in a submarine, and a cursed comic. So, to wrap up, what you have here is some of the best names in comics doing various experimental works that all somehow end up funny. What’s not to love? $2.50


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Demonstration

April 22, 2010

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Demonstration Now Available! $2.50

These guys seem to do a lot of creative exercises with their work, which is a great idea, but it makes it a bit tough to write about. For example, for this one they simply decided to draw a hundred demons each, one per day, and then put out a book filled with their best efforts. They go to great lengths to say where their influences for that particular demon came from, or whether or not it came from anything conscious at all. Sometimes they would have a very clear idea in mind and other times they would just put the pen to paper, start drawing and hope for the best. This ends up being a very diverse collection, with influences ranging from Dore to James Kochalka, with all kinds of unique and fascinating creatures. Of course, if you’re looking for a cohesive story this isn’t the place to go, but there’s a lot more info here than your average sketchbook and more artists should follow their lead and try some of these experiments they’ve come up with. I have no idea how much this would cost, let’s say $4 because of the color cover and the sheer size of the book, contact info is up there if you’re intrigued and would like to find out!


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Satisfactory Comics #7

April 22, 2010

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Satisfactory Comics #7 Now Available! $2.50

Time for another issue of a comic from two of the most inquisitive minds in comics today. You know, these two could “mail it in” in any of a number of ways. They could make crappy comics, saying that they’re focused on the experimental side of things and that quality is bound to suffer. Or they could chuck the difficulties they set in their way when they make these comics, taking some of the structure out of them but possibly having more fun making them. Instead they manage to make great comics out of any circumstance, which somehow manages to amaze me every time. This time around they did this comic mostly in a 30 hour period, on May 17th and 18th of 2007. Strips in here are either one or two pages. Some strips are passed back and forth between Isaac and Mike from panel to panel, usually with no communication on where these strips are headed. One they started with the last panel of a strip, drawing their way to the beginning. One uses monosyllabic words and has the artist draw left-handed (which, oddly, helped with the dreamlike quality of that particular strip). The highlight, for me at least, was two page spread in the center of the book, The Graveyard of Forking Paths. This one can be read any of a number of ways, up and down, side to side, reverse side to side, with different possible endings. They’re nice enough to put a little coded system at the start of the book with the titles, so you can tell who wrote and drew which parts. Oh, and the actual topics of the stories? A lonely spaceman, a string of assorted sentences, a killer tattoo artist, a tricky gardener ghost, an unhappy seaman, problems with the interpretation of evolution, virtual reality, a Maakies tribute, and being able to hear the thoughts of plants. Not everything works perfectly here, but they get all kinds of credit for being willing to take so many risks. Well worth a look, for students of the possibilities of the art form and people who just like a good batch of assorted stories.


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Satisfactory Comics #6

April 22, 2010

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Satisfactory Comics #6

These guys have won some kind of grant by now, right? I’d have to think that two people with as much practical knowledge of the medium combined with a willingness to put in some serious work AND at least a casual acquaintance with some of the best talents in the field would lead somebody to hand them a pile of money, lock them in a room and see what they come up with. The first story is one section of a map that different cartoonists took time to plot out, this one about a race of tiny people meeting a huge human for the first time. Next up is a (wrongly) rejected story from the 2004 SPX anthology about how Isaac conquered his addiction to turn-based strategic games. Full disclosure here, I’ve fallen pretty far into World of Warcraft, which is in the same general area of what he’s talking about. I don’t get how he can discount the whole experience, as he says it really helped him to look at battles and world events in a different light, but he seems to be “cured” at the moment. Then there’s a one page “guess which caption goes with which gag”, which is interesting in theory, as each answer has different ramifications to whatever gag you’re trying to set up. Their next story is done as each page being a stanza in the sestina form, and if you knew what that was before reading this you’re much smarter than I am. The story is your basic hard-boiled detective trying to figure out a mystery, but they manage to make it entertaining as well as a fun exercise. Finally they have their adaptation of a part of the Bible, for a project online to illustrate the whole sordid mess at http://www.flamingfire.com/bible.html, which is something that all of you people with some sort of artistic ability reading this should work on. Maybe it can be done in our lifetimes, who knows? And, for their last bit of creative storytelling, there are 8 two-sided cards in a pouch in the back of the comic. These cards can be arranged in any order, from any side, to tell the story of a young student trying to learn the secrets of the universe from an old master. Fascinating stuff again, as much for the ideas behind the stories as the stories themselves…


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Satisfactory Comics #5

April 22, 2010

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Satisfactory Comics #5

What an odd concept for a 24 hour comic. First off, this is still Isaac and Mike’s comic, but there’s a huge pile of comics talent who supplied a lot of the characters. Tom O’Donnell, Jeff Seymour, Dan Zettwoch, Adam Rosenblatt, Jesse Reklaw, Jon Lewis, Scott Koblish, Melody Lu, Jenny Blair, Liza Graham, Linnea Duvall and Bill Kartalopoulos all developed a character in this. What could possibly require that many characters? Well, there’s this young girl, see, and she gets a letter from the creature in the sample (not that she knows that it’s that creature, which was submitted by Jesse Reklaw, by the way) that’s asking for her help. Once she arrives, she discovers that she’s in a huge house with multiple levels and different dangers behind every door. I have to say, this looks great for a 24 hour comic, which I’m seeing more and more these days, so good job on that, guys. One complaint I have is that the lettering gets more than a little sloppy at places, which would be a lot more excusable if the art wasn’t so good. Spend the extra 30 seconds and make sure those letters fit in the boxes! Hey, it’s a minor pet peeve, granted, but I think it’s legitimate. Anyway, an interesting comic, especially just to see the incredible array of characters. $1, contact info up there…


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Satisfactory Comics #4

April 22, 2010

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Satisfactory Comics #4

Throwing a bunch of random things together (some reader submissions) and making a comic out of it is just a wonderful idea as far as I’m concerned. That being said, I’d have to imagine that it would be a fairly easy thing to screw up, and I’m happy to report that that hasn’t happened here. This is the story of Sam, a young boy who runs away in search of adventure after getting yelled at by parents. He runs into a skunk and a Pogo-like creature and they discover that a group of ogres is ransacking the area and trying to turn everybody else into ogres to help. There are a few other random adventures along the way (including a fantastic full page spread in the center of the book) and everything ends happily ever after. Not to give anything away, but that’s not the point of a book like this. The point is seeing how they use all the random things to make a greater whole. I honestly didn’t know about the concept of throwing a bunch of things together until they explained it on the back of the comic, so I guess you’d have to call that a success. Good stuff, I’d say it’s $2 and contact info is up there…


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – Satisfactory Comics #2

April 22, 2010

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Satisfactory Comics #2

I was thinking these comics were more random than this one, or was that only for #5? Whatever the case, this one is a split comic by the same creative team, with everything coming together in the middle. On one side you have Yeliz, who’s sick to death of dealing with inadequate men, get a set of “What If Men”. One is going to adore her, one is a lover of beauty, and one is a punk. Each have their own benefits to offer but, obviously, they all have negative aspects as well. Then you have Rob, who’s just trying to get over an old girlfriend but finds that everything he sees and does reminds him of her, until he has a dream about a monkey. Hey, I’m not giving anything away here. What I’ve seen from these guys so far tells me that they’re really good when they’re focused (here) and they’re really good when they’re mixing as many things they can into the pot and seeing what comes out of it (#5). Good stuff all around, and I really liked the ending. Contact info up there, $2, check it out!


Cates, Isaac & Wenthe, Mike – A Treatise Upon the Jam

April 22, 2010

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A Treatise Upon the Jam

Sorry, but I’m much too lazy to type that whole title. You can read it, right? The title sums it up pretty nicely, as it’s a comic which is completely Isaac and Mike talking to some random person about doing a jam in comics and how it’s a great thing for any comic artist to try, and I couldn’t agree more. Way back in the day I did a comic with Jim Roy (and other, occasionally) called Churned Out Crap, appropriately enough. He would draw 16 pages or so of the most random stuff he could think of, while still keeping the same central character, and just leave space in word balloons and captions. He would give them to me, I would take them someplace quiet, rearrange them into an order that looked like a story to me, and start writing. I’m going into that much detail about it because it was a great experience and I think more people should try stuff like that. Many years later, about two of those issues hold up as good (I think), the other ones, well, live up to the title. That’s what these two are talking about here. They can both write AND draw, but it’s much easier to push yourself to work until sunrise if you have somebody there with you. They would actually have readers send in single panels and work from there, or combine them all into a story (I haven’t gotten to the jam comics yet), and say that sure, some of the ideas were horrible, but the thing that helped them grow as artists was trying to turn those bad ideas into something workable. It’s an interesting book, as not many people talk about this kind of thing in this great of detail, and should be seen by anybody who’s interested in trying something like this. Here’s an e-mail, I’m guessing this is $2, but why not ask them and find out?


Cater, Donovan – Ploy: Rags (with TP Whited)

April 22, 2010

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Ploy:Rags (with TP Whited) Now Available!$1.50

Whatever happened to all the comics with a ton of text and static art? Seemed like there were a lot of them back in the day (or maybe I was just reading a lot of them along with Cerebus before that one ran off the rails). Well, whatever the case, that’s what you have here, as TP Whited has crafted a pretty interesting shortie about a corrupt, broken-down journalist who gets a story that would ruin the career of a young FBI agent. He doesn’t exactly work for a reputable newspaper, so they love the story, but he soon gets more information that tells him that this FBI agent may also be an anarchistic plant, which leads to a bit of soul searching before things get really interesting. Hey, I already told you more of the plot than I usually do, what do you want from me? Anyway, it all works, from the blank-faced, hopeless newsmen to the wonders of this prose. Good stuff all around, I hope TP tries this format for a few more comics…


Cater, Donovan – Reg Maximum: Inter-Galactic Real Estate Agent

April 22, 2010

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Reg Maximum: Inter-Galactic Real Estate Agent Now Available! $1.50

When is a 24 hour comic a waste of time? Can it ever even be called that, as a lot of them are more exercises for the creator than anything else? Well, they still have to be remotely entertaining to the reader, and this one bored me silly, so I guess it didn’t pass that test. The art was incredible; you can really tell Donovan has done a few of these and has gained some skill in making them look good in 24 hours. So what’s this one about? Well, there’s this guy named Reg Maximum, I think you can see what he does for a living by the name of the book. He has this problem of another real estate agent, Red Marshall, always taking his jobs because he’s listening in on the conversations. Reg decides to take his revenge using the evil Michael Bolton, and any more and the whole thing is going to be ruined. I thought it was kind of silly how planets and people were clearly just backwards names with no particular meaning, but that could be due to going into something with no preconceived notions and all that. Look, this isn’t an awful book, but he’s done better. Contact info is up there, this is $1.50 and is available in the online store too…