Kalagayan, Jay B., Speeg, Dylan & Basinger, Clint – Messed #1

January 6, 2025

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Messed #1

I picked this one up at CXC (2024, future readers), mostly because Jay was a charming and relentless salesman. Also please understand, “relentless” is a good thing at a con; I can’t count how many tables I didn’t engage with because the artist couldn’t be bothered to make eye contact even though I’d stopped to check their stuff out. Anyway, I had a plan to review this one as a first issue, making a few suggestions, maybe a harsh criticism or two while the guy was just starting out to help in the long run… and then I checked out his website. This comic is from 2016, and he’s put out roughly a dozen issues since, so he’s both prolific (mandatory for this sort of story) and has most likely learned everything I was going to tell him by now. But hey, I’ve got to say something, so let’s all pretend, OK? This series is all about Lilliput, a sewer worker who sees all kinds of strange and unexplained things beneath the city. I’m guessing that this series really opens up in future issues (several images on the website were intriguing), but the first issue is pretty basic, with two main stories. The first one deals with Lilliput clearing out a clog of what looks like tiny versions of the worms from Tremors (which was a comparison Jay brought up to me at the con, and which is probably what sold it for me), and the second involves her having a long walk and talk with a giant talking… cricket? Both were told as if these events were a routine part of her day, which raises a lot of questions that I’m guessing get addressed later. So there’s plenty of weird stuff going on, but for a first issue I was honestly hoping for more. What’s Lilliput’s story? Who’s writing these reports we see between stories? Not a lot to push me towards a potential second issue based on this comic alone, but since he’s kept it up consistently in the intervening 8 years now I wish I’d bought the collection at the con and not just the first issue. So, to make sense of this jumbled mess, as a first issue I’d rate this as intriguing but so-so. Knowing that there’s another dozen issues changes the equation considerably, and I’m looking forward to getting the first collection at CXC 2025. Oh, also one of the artists is Clint Basinger, who seemed familiar to me. As is usually my solution to this vague sort of memory, I looked him up on my own website and it turns out that I reviewed a few of his comics back in the late 00’s. Look up his name and be amazed! $7


Basinger, Clint – Backseat Drivers #2

April 22, 2010

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Backseat Drivers #2

Well, it’s official: this series is a blast. I played it cautious at SPACE this year and only got this this issue, and am now kicking myself for not getting the rest of the series. I did pick up the first issue of the character that absolutely dominates this series, the Cosmic Norseman. All the other characters don’t stand a chance against that moustache, that oar, and the fact that he has The Brotherhood of Celestial Foxez haplessly trying to kill him over the centuries. We get to learn more about damned near everybody else in this issue, which is essentially the group riding around in a cab, setting up camp in an alley and eventually, briefly, getting to meet the mad scientist who has everybody so worked up. We learn that Ruffian doesn’t know much of anything about anything, Doyle Lee at least partially raised Dr. Herman, and Rhodes and Molehill are still pretty much a mystery. Which is fine, as this is the point in a four issue series where Clint is still trying to hook people in, serve up a little intrigue, so you certainly can’t fault the guy for an excellent sense of timing. It might be awhile until I get to learn what happens in the next two issues (maybe as long as SPACE 2009, although I’m hoping I can get them before then) but the good news is that I did manage to pick up the first issue of his next series, dedicated solely to the Cosmic Norseman, which makes me very happy indeed.


Basinger, Clint – Backseat Drivers #1

April 22, 2010

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Backseat Drivers #1

It’s a rare comic that, when I finish reading it, I immediately go back and read it again. That can be a good or a bad thing, of course. It could happen because the comic is so amazing that it has to be read again to be fully appreciated, or it could be (as was the case with this one) that there was so much happening so fast that the whole thing needed to be slowed down to make any sense. A group of heroes, or possibly villains, decide to confront a local mad scientist, Dr. Herman, each for their own reasons. Most of these reasons aren’t spelled out here, but that’s OK, as this is the first part of a four part series. There’s Doyle Lee, an old lady with many, many guns who seems to be after Dr. Herman to shave his moustache. Molehill is only interested in worshipping the guy. Ruffian, after escaping from some cops, seems to be along for the ride. Rhodes doesn’t say much of anything, but she does seem to be looking for the guy too. And finally there’s Cosmic Norseman, who spends most of the issue fighting with a random villain who uses old laundry to attack and Doyle Lee, who covers him in hot apple pie. Why is this all happening, who are these people? Damned if I know. It’s almost too busy, which is a strange thing to complain about. Most of the characters seem to have gotten where they are by accident, so I suppose it’s all a cosmic coincidence that they all end up finding what they’re looking for. Clint does get some serious style points for all the sound effects (my favorite is “crubble”), but a book with an editor AND an assistant editor shouldn’t have any misspellings. All together, taken as the first issue of a series, it’s a blast. It may fall apart completely from here, as all these characters and motivations are going to have to start making sense at some point, but for now it’s worth a look. $2.50


Basinger, Clint – The Cosmic Norseman #1

April 22, 2010

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The Cosmic Norseman #1

Once again, I’m torn about a comic.  I know it’s a shocker, but bear with me.  I thoroughly enjoyed the Backseat Drivers series that involved the Cosmic Norseman and other assorted heroes, mostly because of its ridiculous plot and nonsensical hilarity.  That and it had an air of mystery, as all these heroes (and were they all really heroes?) were working towards something.  The first issue of this series is mostly about probably the most interesting character of the bunch getting into a series of unconnected cosmic battles.  Granted, the sight of the Norseman defeating a Voltron-like convergence of space brains with a cosmic sloshmo (causing brain freeze) was hilarious, but it seems like there’s more potential to this character than a series of random fights.  How about a longer story?  Randomness has a place in longer stories too, you know, and there’s also time there to get to know some characters.  All that said, clearly this isn’t a bad book, and there’s more than enough here to recommend it on its own.  It’s just that I occasionally get called out for not putting enough specific criticisms in these rambling reviews (which I’m sure comes as a shock to anyone reading this), so I’m asking for a coherent storyline, with something like this issue coming along every so often to serve as a break.  The fight scenes in here include the Norseman fighting the Martian Were-Moose, Spacesquatch, and Peanut Butter Squid, with a large chunk in the middle dealing with his hero team (the Backseat Drivers, as you can clearly see if you scroll down the page) fighting some robotic chickens.  Is this last one taken right from the pages of the other series or is it new material?  I haven’t read the whole series so I don’t know if it was, but if so… for shame, tsk tsk and all that.  So I’d say check out the other series first and then come back here if you’re craving more Cosmic Norseman.  $3.50

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