The She-Ma’am Fella Hatin’ Sorority Feminazi #1
Hey wait a minute, that lady isn’t in a sorority! As you can probably guess from the cover, this comic is not for the easily offended. Then again, if you’re easily offended, why are you reading small press comics? All kinds of offensive shit in a whole bunch of these things. Anyway, this is a book of origins by the mysterious Mister V, although it’s not really possible to be mysterious these days, what with the social media and all. The first origin deals with the title character, and that title is long enough that I don’t want to write it again, but our hero in this tale is an abused Mexican maid. She can’t afford to get fired from her job, so she puts up with all sorts of nonsense from her rich boss. Then one day she finds Eva Braun’s strap-on in his attic (which gives the wearer super powers, obviously) and decides to test the device out on her boss. Next up is the story of Roswella, the last Martian, and how her race was wiped out, leaving her to find a suitable mate to repopulate the species. Jungle Jane is next and yes, she fucks a monkey. Her origins are still a little vague, but we do see what happens to people who track her down in the wilderness. Finally there’s Sequential Sally, who is a parody of female auto-bio types who use their cuteness to cover up their utter lack of anything interesting to say. My white male liberal guilt compels me to mention that there are also plenty of male autobio authors who fall under that heading, but this comic is all about the ladies. This particular story deals with her trying to convince people at a comics convention to buy her new book. Mister V was nice enough to send the first few issues of this series, so I checked the covers and these origin stories do have a point, as he tends to stick with the same characters. There’s also plenty of other minis available from the man, several of which couldn’t be considered offensive in any way, in case you wanted to check out his work but hate sexy parts, both real and strapped on. From what I can tell almost all of his stuff is up for free at his website, so check it out for yourself, but I thoroughly enjoyed the stories and the art. No price listed, so… $4?