{"id":20471,"date":"2011-01-24T13:43:35","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=fear-of-triangles-by-nik-havert-jimmy-proctor-bill-wilkison"},"modified":"2011-01-24T13:43:35","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T19:43:35","slug":"fear-of-triangles-by-nik-havert-jimmy-proctor-bill-wilkison","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=fear-of-triangles-by-nik-havert-jimmy-proctor-bill-wilkison","title":{"rendered":"Fear of Triangles by Nik Havert, Jimmy Proctor &#038; Bill Wilkison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you were wondering, yes, that odd cover does sum up the contents  pretty well. This is the story of a man who hates triangles (seen on  the cover trying to kill himself) and how he runs into Sasquatch right  before his first suicide attempt. The gun goes off accidentally, he  scares off Sasquatch (who can talk, oddly enough) and ends up getting  arrested for public drunkenness. This is a persistently depressed man,  and he tries to kill himself a few more times, but is stopped by  Sasquatch each time. I shouldn&#8217;t give a whole lot more away, but I think  the fact that he doesn&#8217;t successfully kill himself is fairly obvious.  Or it isn&#8217;t and I just ruined this. Sorry. Anyway, his hatred of  triangles seems a little petty and ridiculous, but it had to be hard to  come up with a way to justify that excellent title. Frankly, one of the  more interesting bits came in the afterward, in which talks about how  this comic was basically a test to establish a character (Frank, not the  Sasquatch) that could be used in a later comic that they put together.  In that case they got off to a good start, and there&#8217;s still more than  enough mayhem to make this a solid comic in it&#8217;s own right. It&#8217;s worth a  look for lovers of Sasquatch and irrational haters of triangles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"5","_wpsc_price":"3","_wpsc_special_price":"3","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5630],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-20471","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-nik-havert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=20471"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=20471"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=20471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}