{"id":20054,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-8-by-john-green-dave-roman"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"teen-boat-8-by-john-green-dave-roman","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-8-by-john-green-dave-roman","title":{"rendered":"Teen Boat #8 by John Green &#038; Dave Roman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, what happened? Did Teen Boat live through that horrific explosion or what? Well, what do you think, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m here to tell you the answer to that question? This issue deals with the aftermath of the explosion, the fight to save his life, and how young Teen Boat becomes a man. Aw crap, I ruined the suspense of whether or not he made it. Nothing here but a fantastic story, the highlight quote to me being \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This kid is literally in pieces\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell what part is teen and what part is boat.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d This may be the end of the series, or at least it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a logical place to end things, if that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what they want. Me, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be happy with years of College Boat, Young Professional Boat and Midlife Crisis Boat. With #8 of this amazing series I feel like I shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even have to mention this any more, but anybody who isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t reading this is only hurting themselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"2","_wpsc_price":"2","_wpsc_special_price":"2","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5738],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-20054","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-dave-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=20054"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=20054"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=20054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}