{"id":20045,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-5-by-john-green-dave-roman"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"teen-boat-5-by-john-green-dave-roman","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-5-by-john-green-dave-roman","title":{"rendered":"Teen Boat #5 by John Green &#038; Dave Roman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And here I was looking for a fight in this issue, what with that provocative cover and all. No such luck. Still another solid issue, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get me wrong or anything, but I was looking for more mayhem. What you have is Teen Boat trying to figure out how he could ever love a normal girl and how he could ever love a gondola. More on the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153angst\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and less on the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153thrill\u00e2\u20ac\u009d this issue, I guess you could say. Still, 8 pages of angst probably makes a lot of sense in terms of the general overall story, and might help the pacing a bit for a graphic novel. Oh, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s be honest. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just annoyed that there are no more pirates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"0","_wpsc_price":"0.75","_wpsc_special_price":"0.75","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5738],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-20045","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-dave-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=20045"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=20045"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=20045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}