{"id":20033,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-1-by-john-green-dave-roman"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"teen-boat-1-by-john-green-dave-roman","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=teen-boat-1-by-john-green-dave-roman","title":{"rendered":"Teen Boat #1 by John Green &#038; Dave Roman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back to the beginning! It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been awhile since I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve read this, essentially the origin story for Teen Boat. This tells the tale of the young Boat growing up (in flashback form, sprouting barnacles and propellers at odd times), then getting found out at school. Naturally, as a young outcast who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s desperate to impress a pretty girl, he accepts the invitation of a group of jocks to let them use him as a party boat. Soon, however, they get far enough from shore for some illegal activities to start occurring, and this moral dilemma is where we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re left at the end of the first issue. The series improved over the years, granted, but it was pretty well perfect to begin with. This was made in 2001 and it astounds me to think that people who love comics (and also have a sense of humor; sadly, they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not necessarily the same people) might not have heard of this by now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 which is why I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m bringing it up again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"1","_wpsc_price":"0.75","_wpsc_special_price":"0.75","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5738],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-20033","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-dave-roman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/20033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=20033"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=20033"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=20033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}