{"id":19874,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=tomato-a-dream-comic-by-kelli-nelson"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"tomato-a-dream-comic-by-kelli-nelson","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=tomato-a-dream-comic-by-kelli-nelson","title":{"rendered":"Tomato: A Dream Comic by Kelli Nelson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, as you should be able to tell from that scan, this is a dream comic and, as such, might not make much sense in any kind of linear fashion. I think it would have been funnier if she had left out the fact that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a dream comic and let people try to figure it out for themselves, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sadistic that way. This is about a young girl who goes to join a school for girls. Whether she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a teacher or a student isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t exactly clear, but we do know that she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s younger than the other girls. Anyway, she hears some scandalous stuff at lunch, then is mistakenly thought to have made a racist comment, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m on the verge of telling you the entire comic here so I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just stop there. Dream comics are always interesting to me because it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a little peek into the subconscious of the author, however unintentional. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a shortie, sure, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good little book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"3","_wpsc_price":"1","_wpsc_special_price":"1","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5707],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19874","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-kelli-nelson"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19874"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19874"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}