{"id":19802,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=zebediah-the-redneck-zombie-bites-the-dust-by-scott-mills"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"zebediah-the-redneck-zombie-bites-the-dust-by-scott-mills","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=zebediah-the-redneck-zombie-bites-the-dust-by-scott-mills","title":{"rendered":"Zebediah the Redneck Zombie Bites the Dust by Scott Mills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember reading back in high school that Dostoevsky was paid by the word, which is why all of his books were so long. Of course, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s probably the best single writer in the history of fiction, so it was a good thing that he was motivated to ramble a bit. What does this have to do with Scott Mills? Well, if he got paid by the mini comic and\/or graphic novel, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d be a very rich man. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know anybody outside of James Kochalka who has a larger body of work in the small press business. Luckily he also has some serious range, which is what makes him so unique. This one is about Zebediah, a zombie with a heart of gold. Well, as much as a zombie can have, anyway. Also you have a mad scientist who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s determined to screw up the parts of the world that weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t already destroyed by the zombies, elves who want to make the world grow again, and a conjoined killer. Oh, and some of the most incomprehensible zombie dialogue that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re likely to see, but then, how clear did you expect zombies to be? They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not here to enunciate, you know. Good stuff again, with the usual caveat that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a bit expensive to spend $10.95 on something that takes you 5 minutes to read, but it is a really great 5 minutes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"5","_wpsc_price":"10.95","_wpsc_special_price":"10.95","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5625],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19802","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-scott-mills"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19802"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19802"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}