{"id":19608,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=unlucky-2-by-matthew-hawkins"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"unlucky-2-by-matthew-hawkins","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=unlucky-2-by-matthew-hawkins","title":{"rendered":"Unlucky #2 by Matthew Hawkins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another preview mini? That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all well and good, but where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the great big graphic novel full of these stories? When that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my main complaint for an issue, you know I probably liked it a whole lot. There are two stories in here. The first (drawn by K. Thor Jensen) is about a sexual adventure Matt had in college that led to an infected nipple. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a long way to go for a punchline, but it is quite a punchline. And there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gratuitous sex, so it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to complain about that. The second story (drawn by MK Reed) deals with an awkward conversation waiting in line to order food. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all over a penny, but kudos to Matthew for standing up to an asshole. With this collection of talent combined with the ability to tell a fantastic story, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m really excited to see a larger collection of these stories, so get to work! Or just keep these previews coming if you must, but I want a big pile o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 stories\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"8","_wpsc_price":"1.5","_wpsc_special_price":"1.5","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5678],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19608","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-matthew-hawkins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19608"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19608"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}