{"id":19445,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=earth-minds-are-weak-1-by-justin-j-fox"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"earth-minds-are-weak-1-by-justin-j-fox","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=earth-minds-are-weak-1-by-justin-j-fox","title":{"rendered":"Earth Minds are Weak #1 by Justin J. Fox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I do love the wordless comics. Why? Because they give me a chance to try and analyze them in a review, of course, which must be hilarious to you guys, as I usually have no idea at all where the story is going. This is (from the looks of it, I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read the whole thing yet) a four issue silent series, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to try and review an issue a week so I can keep the whole thing fresh in my brain. These are also all available in the online store, so you know what to do if these images tickle your fancy. As for the first issue, well, you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t beat that title, so at least it has that going for it. This is the story of a giant pregnant woman who decides to have her babies outside of a temple where some worshipping is going on. We get to briefly meet a man who is trapped in her belly and sees four fetuses (one for each issue?). One of them pops out, fully clothed and regular size, and he discovers a woman in the happiest coffin I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever seen, and if I say any more I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ruin the story, or at least the story as I see it right now, which is admittedly pretty damned murky. So\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 stay tuned, I guess. Damned if I know if this is going to be a good series, or if my opinion on whether or not it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s \u00e2\u20ac\u0153good\u00e2\u20ac\u009d should have anything to do with you checking it out. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s unique, I can tell that much already\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"1","_wpsc_price":"1.5","_wpsc_special_price":"1.5","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5659],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19445","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-justin-j-fox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19445"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19445"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}