{"id":19401,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=why-i-never-joined-the-strawberry-resistance-by-christopher-davis"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"why-i-never-joined-the-strawberry-resistance-by-christopher-davis","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=why-i-never-joined-the-strawberry-resistance-by-christopher-davis","title":{"rendered":"Why I Never Joined the Strawberry Resistance by Christopher Davis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When there are two title options it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s OK to just pick one and avoid typing out both options, right? Good, glad that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s settled. In a constantly growing pile of minis that are wonderful, this one might just be the best of the bunch. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s about the four characters mentioned above, with them all slowly starting their day, doing their own menial tasks (Snowman drives an ice cream truck, Parking Robot is a waiter, Bananaman is one of many fancy pants bananas who seem to run the town, and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Me\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is an angry cyclist). Things build up slowly, or at least as slowly as they can in a mini comic, with everything coming together at a rally for the Strawberry Resistance. While I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d love to go on about how everything connects after the fact, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too much in here to be discovered for me to ruin it all by rambling. Like everything else on this page, check it out, you won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be disappointed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"5","_wpsc_price":"4","_wpsc_special_price":"4","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[5654,4747],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19401","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-christopher-davis","wpsc_product_category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19401"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19401"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}