{"id":19336,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=vampires-need-love-too-1-by-brian-cattapan"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"vampires-need-love-too-1-by-brian-cattapan","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=vampires-need-love-too-1-by-brian-cattapan","title":{"rendered":"Vampires Need Love Too! #1 by Brian Cattapan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like Brian has graduated from the world of tiny, tiny comics into the world of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153regular\u00e2\u20ac\u009d sized mini comics. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure what he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s planning on doing with all those other series, but I think there are at least characters from some of them that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll pop up here and there in his work. This one is about a lonely, sad vampire, as you can probably tell from the cover, and his quest to find a woman. He runs into a blind, obnoxious bat, a Mexican lizard, and a tiny fairy who offers to help him find a woman, at least until she discovers that he can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t dance. This has a lot less mayhem than the average Cattapan comic, and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m all for mayhem. Of course, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a more quiet, introspective book by nature, so less mayhem might be expected, for now. And I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get why so many pages end in a bad pun. Pace yourself, man! You have more than 8 pages to work with now, you can throw as many bad puns in as you like! All in all not his best work, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s OK. Future issues will tell the story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"2","_wpsc_price":"2.5","_wpsc_special_price":"2.5","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[5646,4747],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19336","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-brian-cattapan","wpsc_product_category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19336"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19336"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}