{"id":19303,"date":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=why-i-hate-people-and-other-stories-by-donovan-cater"},"modified":"2010-02-06T14:47:06","modified_gmt":"2010-02-06T20:47:06","slug":"why-i-hate-people-and-other-stories-by-donovan-cater","status":"publish","type":"wpsc-product","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?wpsc-product=why-i-hate-people-and-other-stories-by-donovan-cater","title":{"rendered":"Why I Hate People&#8230; and Other Stories by Donovan Cater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The main story in here is about a trip to the supermarket. If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re ever looking for a reason to hate humanity, Donovan has it pretty well summed up that that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good place to start. Pretty good stuff about stupid kids, slow check-out lane ladies (although I have to say that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never been stopped for having one item too many in the express lane, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happened) and deceptive sale prices. Also in here are a couple of stories about what a horrible monster George Bush is (can I even type that without getting arrested? Can I also type that he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a war criminal? Just checking) and meeting family members at odd places. A good assortment of stuff, and Donovan had a whole mess of new stuff available at SPACE, so scroll around the page, why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"template":"","meta":{"_wpsc_stock":"6","_wpsc_price":"1.5","_wpsc_special_price":"1.5","_wpsc_sku":"","footnotes":""},"product_tag":[],"wpsc_product_category":[4747,5645],"wpsc-variation":[],"class_list":["post-19303","wpsc-product","type-wpsc-product","status-publish","hentry","wpsc_product_category-comics","wpsc_product_category-donovan-cater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/wpsc-product"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/wpsc-product\/19303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=19303"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc_product_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc_product_category&post=19303"},{"taxonomy":"wpsc-variation","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fwpsc-variation&post=19303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}