{"id":9754,"date":"2010-04-23T16:36:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T21:36:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9754"},"modified":"2010-05-03T14:17:42","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T19:17:42","slug":"gonzales-jenny-too-negative-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9754","title":{"rendered":"Gonzalez, Jenny &#8211; Too Negative #12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyillustration.com\/jennydevildoll\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/12\/toonegative121.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"toonegative121\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/12\/toonegative121.jpg\" alt=\"toonegative121\" width=\"324\" height=\"507\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Too Negative #12<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ah, love.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s all over this comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that or lust, or reasons  for or against love\/lust.\u00c2\u00a0 The bulk of the comic deals with Killbaby  trying to have sex with somebody, first Akie (a fallen angel with  mysterious genitalia) then Aaron Amoeba, as Aaron has the ability to  change between male and female.\u00c2\u00a0 The trouble is that Aaron is a chubby  chaser, which leads Killbaby to some rushed, inadvisable lifestyle  choices to fill that role.\u00c2\u00a0 Then there&#8217;s one of the better titles you&#8217;ll  see for a story: You&#8217;re Ugly and You&#8217;ll Die Alone.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s only a couple  of pages but it&#8217;s packed with absolutely useless advice for how to get  and then keep a boyfriend.\u00c2\u00a0 Hint: if they&#8217;re not stalking you, they  don&#8217;t like you.\u00c2\u00a0 This still leaves the short pieces, which I can&#8217;t into  much without ruining them, but they deal with a Mormon vampire (willing  to bite but not have sex until marriage), a Pac-Man diet plan, $1.25 per  baby and the benefits of cutting your heart out.\u00c2\u00a0 As someone who hates  happy endings I always look forward to this series.\u00c2\u00a0 I can always count  on some hilarious despair and disastrously bad advice being followed.\u00c2\u00a0  $1<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/12\/toonegative122.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"toonegative122\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/12\/toonegative122.jpg\" alt=\"toonegative122\" width=\"435\" height=\"649\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Too Negative #12 Ah, love.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s all over this comic.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, that or lust, or reasons for or against love\/lust.\u00c2\u00a0 The bulk of the comic deals with Killbaby trying to have sex with somebody, first Akie (a fallen angel with mysterious genitalia) then Aaron Amoeba, as Aaron has the ability to change between male [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2825,1169],"class_list":["post-9754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jenny-gonzalez","tag-too-negative"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9754"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9761,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9754\/revisions\/9761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}