{"id":9679,"date":"2010-04-23T15:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T20:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9679"},"modified":"2010-03-28T15:16:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T20:16:20","slug":"galey-jamie-dee-monster-tales-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9679","title":{"rendered":"Galey, Jamie Dee &#8211; Monster Tales #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iamjamie.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/monster11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"monster11\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/monster11.jpg\" alt=\"monster11\" width=\"250\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Monster Tales #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What an awesomely pointless story.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a creature  who pushes a boulder up a hill, pauses for a second too long in  satisfaction, and sees all his hard work ruined.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously, that&#8217;s it,  just a dozen panels or so of effort, followed by an excellent expression  of surprise, then a moment of pure rage.\u00c2\u00a0 Um, spoiler alert.\u00c2\u00a0 Ah, what  difference does it make?\u00c2\u00a0 It looks good and it&#8217;s fun.\u00c2\u00a0 I do have to  admit to being incredibly curious what future issues of Monster Tales  contained, assuming there were any future issues.\u00c2\u00a0 This is worth picking  up if you find it (or if you wanted to get it through Poopsheet&#8217;s  insane sale too), but I wouldn&#8217;t spend too much time seeking it out.\u00c2\u00a0 $1<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/monster12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"monster12\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/monster12.jpg\" alt=\"monster12\" width=\"336\" height=\"294\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Monster Tales #1 What an awesomely pointless story.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the story of a creature who pushes a boulder up a hill, pauses for a second too long in satisfaction, and sees all his hard work ruined.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously, that&#8217;s it, just a dozen panels or so of effort, followed by an excellent expression of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2799,1130],"class_list":["post-9679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jamie-dee-galey","tag-monster-tales"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9679"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9681,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679\/revisions\/9681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}