{"id":9584,"date":"2010-04-23T13:09:49","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T18:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9584"},"modified":"2010-03-28T13:53:03","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T18:53:03","slug":"fox-justin-j-earth-minds-are-weak-5-lincoln-isnt-the-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9584","title":{"rendered":"Fox, Justin J. &#8211; Earth Minds Are Weak #5: Lincoln Isn&#8217;t The Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clifffacecomics.com\/\">Website<\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/lincoln1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Earth Minds Are Weak #5: Lincoln Isn&#8217;t The Awesome<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ok, first things first: go <a href=\"index.php?module=pagesetter&amp;func=viewpub&amp;tid=7&amp;pid=748\">here<\/a> and check out Carl is the Awesome, because if you&#8217;re not familiar with that book you&#8217;re not going to get the point of this one even a little bit. Of course, if you&#8217;re a fan of comics at all you already know all about Carl is the Awesome and anything I say about it here will just insult your intelligence. But this isn&#8217;t about Carl! This one is all about Lincoln, a pathetic porcupine (?) who, sadly, has none of Carl&#8217;s natural charisma or charm. He lives in a pathetic place, he was born in prison, and ladies make him pay for cab rides with Carl. Honestly, if you haven&#8217;t read Carl is the Awesome, this isn&#8217;t going to make much sense to you. It&#8217;ll still be funny, but you won&#8217;t get the larger context here. Check it out either way, if you want my two cents on it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/lincoln2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Earth Minds Are Weak #5: Lincoln Isn&#8217;t The Awesome Ok, first things first: go here and check out Carl is the Awesome, because if you&#8217;re not familiar with that book you&#8217;re not going to get the point of this one even a little bit. Of course, if you&#8217;re a fan of comics at all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1098,2767,1101],"class_list":["post-9584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-earth-minds-are-weak","tag-justin-j-fox","tag-lincoln-isnt-the-awesome"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9595,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9584\/revisions\/9595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}