{"id":9514,"date":"2010-04-23T11:39:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T16:39:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9514"},"modified":"2010-03-28T12:44:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-28T17:44:16","slug":"feldman-steve-vampspew-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9514","title":{"rendered":"Feldman, Steve &#8211; Vampspew #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stevefeldman.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/vampspew1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"511\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vampspew #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;. ew. That&#8217;s the initial reaction, anyway. This is a story about  a pretty random vampire in some pretty random settings. There was a man  on a walking tour through Europe, when suddenly it begins raining and  he has to seek shelter. Mosquitoes attack, and after an explosion he  turns into a vampire. Yes, in case you were wondering, that is the  oddest way I&#8217;ve ever heard for somebody to turn into a vampire. Also in  here is an old lady, a goiter, the quadratic formula, and dead monks.  Not a bad first effort at all, if that&#8217;s what this is. The art was  great, tremendously expressive. The story was meandering at best, but  it&#8217;s only one issue, and it kept my interest all the way through. It&#8217;s  $2, here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stevefeldman.com\/\">website<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/vampspew2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"481\" height=\"744\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Vampspew #1 Um&#8230;. ew. That&#8217;s the initial reaction, anyway. This is a story about a pretty random vampire in some pretty random settings. There was a man on a walking tour through Europe, when suddenly it begins raining and he has to seek shelter. Mosquitoes attack, and after an explosion he turns into a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2757,1078],"class_list":["post-9514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-steve-feldman","tag-vampspew"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9517,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9514\/revisions\/9517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}