{"id":9413,"date":"2010-04-23T09:42:01","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T14:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9413"},"modified":"2010-03-27T15:13:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T20:13:33","slug":"englezos-eve-moutray-joshua-ii-no-time-like-the-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9413","title":{"rendered":"Englezos, Eve &#038; Moutray, Joshua &#8211; II: No Time Like the Present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.icecreamlandia.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=99\" target=\"_blank\">Set of all three minis from the online store<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/ii21.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>II: No Time Like the Present<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=97\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $1<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to assume that everybody out there is up to date about these wonderful people (or wonderfully creative people anyway, for all I know they&#8217;re both assholes (but I doubt it)) and their thoroughly unique take on comics and leave it at that.\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re not, scroll around the page, that&#8217;s why I keep all these rambles up at all times, even when I read them years later and am horribly embarrassed by some remarkably stupid thing that I&#8217;ve said.\u00c2\u00a0 This is the second part of their series for poor people, a sort of drug dealerish effort to get people hooked in with a cheap taste of their take on various stupid and ridiculous people taken in a snapshot piece of text describing that moment in their lives.\u00c2\u00a0 Topics this time include crippled royalty, a Hitler moustache, a pickup gimmick, kids liking cake, awesomeness, office humor, pagans, and a musical interlude.\u00c2\u00a0 Look, if you can look around at all these samples and not find anything funny, feel free to avoid these books.\u00c2\u00a0 If you&#8217;re like most other people with a sense of humor, pick these up already, they&#8217;ve been up on this page for years now. $1<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/ii22.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Set of all three minis from the online store II: No Time Like the Present Now Available! $1 I&#8217;m going to assume that everybody out there is up to date about these wonderful people (or wonderfully creative people anyway, for all I know they&#8217;re both assholes (but I doubt it)) and their thoroughly unique [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2731,2732,1042],"class_list":["post-9413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-eve-englezos","tag-joshua-moutray","tag-no-time-like-the-present"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9420,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9413\/revisions\/9420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}