{"id":9154,"date":"2010-04-23T04:45:31","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T09:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9154"},"modified":"2010-03-27T11:26:43","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T16:26:43","slug":"davis-christopher-no-buses-chickens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=9154","title":{"rendered":"Davis, Christopher &#8211; &#8220;No buses. Chickens.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/squawkalong.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/chickens1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;No buses. Chickens.&#8221;<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=2&amp;product_id=88\" target=\"_blank\">Now Available!<\/a> $2<\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s the title, as written, just in case you thought I was meandering when I typed that. This is a short mini, but wonderfully done. There were no buses, you see, but there were chickens. Mean, fast, man-eating chickens. In this brief story a woman is picked clean at a bus stop, and the man standing around waiting for the bus decides to go through her purse to find out more about her&#8230; until the chickens start to take an interest in what he&#8217;s doing too. Great stuff, recommended for anybody who doesn&#8217;t already have a phobia about chickens, because if you do this might just send you into a padded room. $2<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/chickens2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website &#8220;No buses. Chickens.&#8221; Now Available! $2 Yep, that&#8217;s the title, as written, just in case you thought I was meandering when I typed that. This is a short mini, but wonderfully done. There were no buses, you see, but there were chickens. Mean, fast, man-eating chickens. In this brief story a woman is picked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2672,961],"class_list":["post-9154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-christopher-davis","tag-no-buses-chickens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9161,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9154\/revisions\/9161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}