{"id":898,"date":"2010-05-02T14:36:50","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T19:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=898"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:44:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:44:45","slug":"simmons-lance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":"Simmons, Lance &#8211; Speak."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/people\/Lance-Simmons\/1429956240\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/speak1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"442\" height=\"385\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Speak.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s easy as hell for me to ramble on about a book for the length of a review, and at times I have no idea what to say. Guess which one this one is? This book has ten one page strips involving a robot talking to a skeleton head, mostly about the deeper meaning of things and the weight of the world. Or not, it wasn&#8217;t all that clear to me. Not bad, and I love the design of the book (there&#8217;s a see-through cover with the word bubble on it, the other pictures are on the first page), but there&#8217;s not much here to recommend either. So what you&#8217;re getting out of me is an &#8220;eh&#8221;, basically. He might have great stuff out there besides this or he might not, but this is the kind of thing you&#8217;d probably enjoy a lot more once you&#8217;ve seen what else he&#8217;s done. <a href=\"mailto:lancehsimmons@hotmail.com\">E-mail<\/a> him to order it, I&#8217;d imagine it&#8217;s a buck or two.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/speak2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"629\" height=\"362\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Speak. Sometimes it&#8217;s easy as hell for me to ramble on about a book for the length of a review, and at times I have no idea what to say. Guess which one this one is? This book has ten one page strips involving a robot talking to a skeleton head, mostly about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3466,2056],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-lance-simmons","tag-speak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16512,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions\/16512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}