{"id":8968,"date":"2010-04-23T01:21:46","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T06:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8968"},"modified":"2010-03-26T12:58:43","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T17:58:43","slug":"conrad-peter-attempted-not-known-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8968","title":{"rendered":"Conrad, Peter – Attempted Not Known #5"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hey, how can you go wrong with a half naked anime looking girl right there on the cover? Turns out that she has nothing to do with anime and I was just fooled, or maybe it says something about me that I even thought she had anything to do with anime, I don’t know. Anyway, the main story in this one is called Breakfast Cereal Morning, a surreal story that reminds me of John Hankiewicz. Good stuff, although I have to say that I’d like to see what he could do if he stuck with a story for on entire issue. That might not make much sense when you stop to think that my favorite stories of his are the short dream strips, but I think he might have the ability to pull off a great longer story. We’ll see one of these days, I guess. Also included are a few of the dream strips, a fantastic Notes From the Field and a story that has the best title ever: It’s Not Easy Being Pants. If I had to complain about one thing in these last two issues it would definitely be the format. I know this is probably the cheapest way to print these, but they feel kind of like harsh toilet paper. You should all send him money so he doesn’t have to print on this stuff anymore. The fact that he’s somebody that you should all be watching anyway should help to make that decision a little bit easier, right?<\/p>\n

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