{"id":8843,"date":"2010-04-22T23:06:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T04:06:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8843"},"modified":"2010-06-23T13:31:16","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T18:31:16","slug":"cilla-chris-a-moon-a-girl-swonk-with-greg-petix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8843","title":{"rendered":"Cilla, Chris &#8211; A Moon, A Girl&#8230; Swonk (with Greg Petix)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ccillaswamp.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/moongirl12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/moongirl11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>A Moon, A Girl&#8230; Swonk (with Greg Petix)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There are times when I can resist scanning both parts of a wrap-around cover, and there are times when I just can&#8217;t help myself. Well, take a look at it, what do you expect? I&#8217;m only human. What you have here is a collection of strips, about half of which are completely random and unconnected, and about half of which are a long tale about a man trying to gather Hitler&#8217;s paintbrush, Hirohito&#8217;s monocle, Mussalini&#8217;s hairpiece, and Stalin&#8217;s moustache. The unconnected strips deal with the real story of Jesus, Chicken Soup for your ass, learning from the Road Runner cartoons, video &#8220;reviews&#8221;, why onions make you cry, and the origin of Swonk. I can&#8217;t tell you which set I liked better, which is probably a good sign for the comic as a whole. If you like newspaper strips that actually make you laugh (and they are a very rare breed), then you should probably check this out. $2<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/moongirl13.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website A Moon, A Girl&#8230; Swonk (with Greg Petix) There are times when I can resist scanning both parts of a wrap-around cover, and there are times when I just can&#8217;t help myself. Well, take a look at it, what do you expect? I&#8217;m only human. What you have here is a collection of strips, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[838,837,2614,2615,2616],"class_list":["post-8843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-a-girl","tag-a-moon","tag-chris-cilla","tag-greg-petix","tag-swonk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8843"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8852,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8843\/revisions\/8852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}