{"id":8842,"date":"2010-04-22T23:03:59","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T04:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8842"},"modified":"2010-03-26T11:07:34","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T16:07:34","slug":"cilla-chris-howling-swonk-with-greg-petix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8842","title":{"rendered":"Cilla, Chris &#8211; Howling Swonk (with Greg Petix)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ccillaswamp.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/swonk1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"437\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Howling Swonk<\/strong> (with Greg Petix)<\/p>\n<p>Wasn&#8217;t I just complaining about newspaper strips yesterday? Well, you&#8217;ll be happy to know that this looks like a good one. It&#8217;s a small book, granted, and the content is a little uneven, but I could see where a big book of this could be pretty funny. It&#8217;s $2 for this one and I can tell you for sure that it&#8217;s well worth the money. Tons of random things happen, which is about as vague of a description as you&#8217;re likely to see, but there you have it. Let&#8217;s see&#8230; Uri Gellar&#8217;s daughter tries to kill the President because she loves Hillary, one man buys another a cock ring with unexpected results, and the Trix rabbit freaks out. A few of many and, like I said, most of them are funny. UPDATE 7\/09\/04: Chris has informed me that all the Swonk books are gone, but USS Catastrophe might be putting them all up on their website one of them days, so don&#8217;t fret!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/swonk2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"664\" height=\"276\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Howling Swonk (with Greg Petix) Wasn&#8217;t I just complaining about newspaper strips yesterday? Well, you&#8217;ll be happy to know that this looks like a good one. It&#8217;s a small book, granted, and the content is a little uneven, but I could see where a big book of this could be pretty funny. It&#8217;s $2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2614,2615,836],"class_list":["post-8842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-chris-cilla","tag-greg-petix","tag-howling-swonk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8842"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8850,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8842\/revisions\/8850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}