{"id":8599,"date":"2010-04-22T17:57:59","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T22:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8599"},"modified":"2010-03-24T17:14:23","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T22:14:23","slug":"byrne-brendan-editor-toenail-clippings-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8599","title":{"rendered":"Byrne, Brendan (editor) &#8211; Toenail Clippings #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.smallzone.co.uk\/\">Website <\/a>(where you can buy  them, under &#8220;Anthologies&#8221;, alphabetical by title)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/toenail3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"266\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Toenail Clippings #3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One of the biggest changes I&#8217;ve noticed about myself since I became a  comic &#8220;reviewer&#8221; is my reaction to anthologies. Back in my innocent  days I would be excited to see one, happy at the chance to be able to  find the one or two good stories in a book that would point me in the  direction of new people that I should be looking for. Now my reaction is  dread, because how in the hell are you supposed to recommend  anthologies to people? They&#8217;re none of them 100% good, and none of them  100% bad. The main thing to look for is whether or not the book  entertains you all the way through even though there are a bunch of  people doing stories. It helps to have a balance too, unless you&#8217;re  going for a theme. Some funny stories, some serious ones, some that  strike you as sheer poetry, maybe even a little mayhem thrown in. This  one, to quote other glowing reviews of other things (I haven&#8217;t seen any  other reviews of this), has it all. I was going to review all the issues  today but then I realized that I would be in bed by the time I finished  the whole thing, so the other two will have to wait for another day. I  will say now though that they are both exceptional, with #2 being  slightly stronger. I&#8217;ll figure out why when I review them both, but  that&#8217;s what struck me from reading them just now.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/toenail32.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"583\" height=\"823\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This one, however, I can talk about at length. I had a hard time  holding it to just two samples, but I don&#8217;t want to give too much away.  It opens up with Steven Weekes&#8217; Tales From the Planet Erk, which is  altogether too short for my liking, mostly because I found myself  guffawing a couple of times while reading this, and I didn&#8217;t even know I  could do that. Here. I&#8217;ll give you one example of the story, you can  figure out for yourself if you want to read it after seeing this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/toenail33.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Brendan Byrne holds down the fort with some of the more serious  pieces in the book, and if any of you thinks that&#8217;s a bad thing after a  funny story, you&#8217;re completely wrong. There&#8217;s an art to making an  anthology and even funny books need some reflection on life and past  happenings. It helps that Brendan apparently has the literary ability of  a skilled writer, granted, but it makes the whole book much more even.  Paul Jennings then draws the last e-mail he received from his friend  Charlie, which might seem like an exercise in futility until you read  the actual e-mail. Brendan gets a funny piece in next with Love in the  31st Century, with robots talk about their troubles with women. You  know, I was going to run down this entire book, but I don&#8217;t like  analyzing stuff like this. I have to say though that I think Gavin  Beattie is a fucking genius, or at least he has the makings of one. That  skateboard sample is his, and he has a strip in every issue where one  man gives another a picture of the Pope doing various embarrassing  things. Funny, funny stuff. If we&#8217;re all lucky he&#8217;ll get chained to a  drawing table some time soon and be forced to draw comics for our  amusement. Are there weak pieces at all? Um&#8230; not really. Not in this  one, anyway. Maybe the butterfly story? That&#8217;s only one page and it&#8217;s  not bad, it just doesn&#8217;t stand out much. In case you haven&#8217;t gotten it  yet, I was completely won over by this.\u00c2\u00a0 I hope Brendan doesn&#8217;t mind me  using so many samples, and I apologize if it seems like I&#8217;m gushing, but  it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve seen a really good anthology. Go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bigifpublications.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">homepage<\/a> if you haven&#8217;t seen enough samples yet and get a subscription. That&#8217;s  what I&#8217;m going to do, as soon I can figure out how much these cost in  American dollars&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website (where you can buy them, under &#8220;Anthologies&#8221;, alphabetical by title) Toenail Clippings #3 One of the biggest changes I&#8217;ve noticed about myself since I became a comic &#8220;reviewer&#8221; is my reaction to anthologies. 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