{"id":8519,"date":"2010-04-22T16:30:13","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T21:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8519"},"modified":"2010-03-24T16:26:06","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:26:06","slug":"brown-jeffrey-i-am-going-to-be-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8519","title":{"rendered":"Brown, Jeffrey &#8211; I Am Going To Be Small"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeffreybrowncomics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/small11.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"422\" height=\"284\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I Am Going To Be Small<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If I thought it would be OK I would scan about 80% of the pages in here for you to see. Why? Because I&#8217;ve laughed at a lot of comics lately, sure, but I haven&#8217;t laughed this much at something in quite a while. He has almost exactly my sense of humor, and that&#8217;s something that&#8217;s hard to believe. It&#8217;s all gag strips, anywhere from one panel to four, and some are funny precisely because there&#8217;s nothing funny about them. No, I&#8217;m not going to explain that. As you can see from the cover, it&#8217;s only $5 for 96 pages. Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/small12.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"328\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s funny (or if you can&#8217;t read it because of my crappy scanner, go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theholyconsumption.com\/\">website<\/a> and check it out), then you have 95 more pages of the same thing. If you don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s funny, that&#8217;s $5 you can save, I guess, you weirdo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/small13.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"328\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website I Am Going To Be Small If I thought it would be OK I would scan about 80% of the pages in here for you to see. Why? Because I&#8217;ve laughed at a lot of comics lately, sure, but I haven&#8217;t laughed this much at something in quite a while. He has almost exactly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[730,2566],"class_list":["post-8519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-i-am-going-to-be-small","tag-jeffrey-brown"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8532,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8519\/revisions\/8532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}