{"id":8497,"date":"2010-04-22T15:57:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T20:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8497"},"modified":"2010-03-24T16:12:53","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T21:12:53","slug":"brookes-gareth-the-manly-boys-annual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8497","title":{"rendered":"Brookes, Gareth &#8211; The Manly Boys Annual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ditcb.co.uk\/banalpig\" target=\"_blank\">Old Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.appallingnonsense.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">New  Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/manlyboys1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"manlyboys1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/manlyboys1.jpg\" alt=\"manlyboys1\" width=\"342\" height=\"497\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Manly Boys Annual (with Steven Tillotson)<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ladies, leave the room for this one.\u00c2\u00a0 Granted, you could probably  read this and get quite a few laughs out of it, but this is really for  the guys who read Boys Life (or the U.K. equivalent) when they were  growing up.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 From that fantastic front cover to the fake ads in the  middle all the way to the airplanes on the back cover, this thing rings  all kinds of memory bells for me.\u00c2\u00a0 The fact that it&#8217;s often hilarious  doesn&#8217;t hurt a bit.\u00c2\u00a0 Some of this, frankly, will be lost on the American  audience, but there&#8217;s more than enough to make up for it.\u00c2\u00a0 Case in  point: the introduction by Major General Sir Henry George Gordon Neville  Balfour II.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 From there you go to a poem about Englishmen (and I,  never a fan of poems, think this is the weak part of the comic), a word  search (that actually looks legit), a fake ad trying to get young boys  to enlist, a comic about a young boy who accidentally kills a tramp, a  fake ad proclaiming that &#8220;Self-Touching is Bad!&#8221;, how to skin a rabbit  narrated by&#8230; Phillip the Rabbit (one of the creepier\/funnier things in  the book), a comic about fishing and the language that fishermen use  with their kids, how to tattoo yourself, a story that answers the  question &#8220;What the devil do women want?&#8221; (&#8220;attack a fellow&#8221; being  something that is always a good idea), a fake ad about how to hypnotize  women (a requirement in these magazines as a kid), a maze guarded by  Chinamen, a text piece about an escape from a jungle (with much more  going on at home), and an A to Z of useless knowledge.\u00c2\u00a0 There are also  the Stupid Boy! strips that punctuate the comic, always ending the same  way and yet somehow always funny, and a vision of your future involving  your head being grafted onto a giant robot body.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 In short (although  it&#8217;s too late for that), this comic is loaded.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;ve already seen  plenty of Gareth&#8217;s work on this site, and if you &#8216;ve enjoyed it chances  are you&#8217;ve clicked through and read even more of his work.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 This, as a  whole, ranks right up there among his best.\u00c2\u00a0 No price, but it&#8217;s probably  somewhere in the neighborhood of $5.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/manlyboys2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"manlyboys2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/manlyboys2.jpg\" alt=\"manlyboys2\" width=\"448\" height=\"657\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Website New Website The Manly Boys Annual (with Steven Tillotson) Ladies, leave the room for this one.\u00c2\u00a0 Granted, you could probably read this and get quite a few laughs out of it, but this is really for the guys who read Boys Life (or the U.K. equivalent) when they were growing up.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 From that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2552,2565,2564],"class_list":["post-8497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-gareth-brookes","tag-steven-tillotson","tag-the-manly-boys-annual"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8507,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8497\/revisions\/8507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}