{"id":8325,"date":"2010-04-22T12:30:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T17:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8325"},"modified":"2010-03-24T13:30:29","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T18:30:29","slug":"beranek-adam-silent-forest-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8325","title":{"rendered":"Beranek, Adam &#8211; Silent Forest #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.silentdevil.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/silebt1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"239\" height=\"365\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Silent Forest<\/strong> #1<\/p>\n<p>There are times when you can judge a book by its cover, and this is  one of them. I probably wouldn&#8217;t have even picked this one up but they  seemed like nice folks and no one was at their table at the time (I got  this at SPACE), so I got the book. It&#8217;s the story of some bears who live  in the woods who are angry about a new golf course that interrupts  their sleep. It&#8217;s pretty dopey, honestly. I&#8217;m sure there are some people  out there who would enjoy this, but I&#8217;m not one of them. One thing for  every creator to keep in mind is what the character&#8217;s dialogue would  sound like said out loud, and almost everything in here would sound  awkward in conversation. Not that funny and too cute for words describes  this pretty well. Go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silentdevil.com\/\">website<\/a> if you&#8217;re curious,  here&#8217;s hoping for better things from them in the future.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/silent2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"711\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Silent Forest #1 There are times when you can judge a book by its cover, and this is one of them. I probably wouldn&#8217;t have even picked this one up but they seemed like nice folks and no one was at their table at the time (I got this at SPACE), so I got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2511,640],"class_list":["post-8325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-adam-beranek","tag-silent-forest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8325"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8332,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8325\/revisions\/8332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}