{"id":8203,"date":"2010-04-22T10:15:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T15:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8203"},"modified":"2010-03-23T17:18:01","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T22:18:01","slug":"baumann-suzanne-turtleneck-boy-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8203","title":{"rendered":"Baumann, Suzanne &#8211; Turtleneck Boy #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/home.comcast.net\/~sbaumann2012\/index.html\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/turtleneck31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"turtleneck31\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/turtleneck31.jpg\" alt=\"turtleneck31\" width=\"250\" height=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Turtleneck Boy #3 (edited by Suzanne)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s probably not fair for me to keep reviewing Suzanne&#8217;s older  comics, as she&#8217;s done better stuff since, but hey, these are still  almost universally good.\u00c2\u00a0 That makes it OK, right?\u00c2\u00a0 This time around  Suzanne gathered up some friends, fellow artists and people she passed  in the street and asked them to illustrate a conversation in their head,  either using Turtleneck Boy as a conversational companion or inventing  somebody of their own.\u00c2\u00a0 The only one of these people I&#8217;ve heard of is  Mike Carroll (who can be found elsewhere on this site), who does a short  but amusing piece about one of his Kernals being crammed into a  turtleneck.\u00c2\u00a0 Other than that there&#8217;s Carol Pond asking why people bother  demonstrating against causes when it won&#8217;t change anything, Yul Tolbert  talks about a privately financed mission to Mars, Gary Freeman messes  with the concept and Paully Moonbeam (if that is his real name)  discusses the origins of life while drawing a primitive but strangely  enchanting pair of pants.\u00c2\u00a0 Then there&#8217;s Suzanne, stealing the show with  her bits, as she talks about the shape of clouds, tells an Oprah joke  that flew right over my head (maybe it made sense in 2000) and has one  other page that was so wonderful that it was automatically the sample.\u00c2\u00a0  See for yourself!\u00c2\u00a0 This is a measly $.50, and all I can do is hope that  you people send her dollars every now and then for comics.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/turtleneck32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"turtleneck32\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/turtleneck32.jpg\" alt=\"turtleneck32\" width=\"340\" height=\"439\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Turtleneck Boy #3 (edited by Suzanne) It&#8217;s probably not fair for me to keep reviewing Suzanne&#8217;s older comics, as she&#8217;s done better stuff since, but hey, these are still almost universally good.\u00c2\u00a0 That makes it OK, right?\u00c2\u00a0 This time around Suzanne gathered up some friends, fellow artists and people she passed in the street [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2486,612],"class_list":["post-8203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-suzanne-baumann","tag-turtleneck-boy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8213,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8203\/revisions\/8213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}