{"id":8172,"date":"2010-04-22T09:42:06","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T14:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8172"},"modified":"2010-03-23T16:34:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T21:34:12","slug":"barnes-e-j-i-stallion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=8172","title":{"rendered":"Barnes, E.J. &#8211; I, Stallion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ejbarnes.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stallion1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"628\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I, Stallion!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hey, where&#8217;s the cover? Actually, I think it&#8217;s a great idea to start a  book like that, especially one as tiny as this. Between this and the  sample I&#8217;m giving you 1\/4 of the book, so I hope she doesn&#8217;t mind. This  is a story about two guys talking at a bar. One of them wants his other  friend to break his arm so that he can kiss his elbow, thereby bringing  some magic back to the world. It was too short to get much more than a  surface impression of what the guy was capable of, but I liked what I  saw. The bit at the end with the narrator talking to himself was  brilliant. Anyway, like I said, I&#8217;m intrigued. Send her <a href=\"mailto:ejbarnes@theworld.com\">an e-mail<\/a> to get a copy of  this, as it can&#8217;t be more than $1, and see what else she has floating  around.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/stallion2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"628\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website I, Stallion! Hey, where&#8217;s the cover? Actually, I think it&#8217;s a great idea to start a book like that, especially one as tiny as this. Between this and the sample I&#8217;m giving you 1\/4 of the book, so I hope she doesn&#8217;t mind. This is a story about two guys talking at a bar. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2482,2481],"class_list":["post-8172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-e-j-barnes","tag-i-stallion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8178,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8172\/revisions\/8178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}