{"id":7937,"date":"2010-04-22T06:03:17","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T11:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=7937"},"modified":"2010-03-22T20:23:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T01:23:12","slug":"rubenstein-kenan-prologue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=7937","title":{"rendered":"Rubenstein, Kenan &#8211; Prologue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.underthehaystack.net\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/prologue1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"prologue1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/prologue1.jpg\" alt=\"prologue1\" width=\"124\" height=\"170\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Prologue<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another tiny mini from Kenan, done in the same style as the  one listed below, with tiny panels opening up into bigger and bigger  ones as you go.\u00c2\u00a0 This time it&#8217;s the story of a longtime crush finally  walking over to Kenan and starting a conversation, asking him to go out  with her and pick up more beer for a party they&#8217;re attending.\u00c2\u00a0 Kenan  can&#8217;t really blame her for a lack of conversation up until that point,  as he&#8217;s always struck dumb when she&#8217;s around, but is pleasantly  surprised to be hanging out with her and hopes that (as this is on New  Year&#8217;s Eve) this is the start of a wonderful new trend.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyway, it&#8217;s a  tiny thing with a great story, as the awkward dialogue is a marvel for  anybody who&#8217;s ever gotten in over their head while talking to a crush.\u00c2\u00a0  There&#8217;s even a surprise ending that I didn&#8217;t see coming even a a little  bit, although in hindsight it seems a bit more obvious.\u00c2\u00a0 Still, kudos on  that.\u00c2\u00a0 Well worth checking out, as is everything else on this page so  far.\u00c2\u00a0 There&#8217;s still no price, I&#8217;d still be surprised if it&#8217;s much more  than a buck.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/prologue2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"prologue2\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/prologue2.jpg\" alt=\"prologue2\" width=\"340\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Prologue Here&#8217;s another tiny mini from Kenan, done in the same style as the one listed below, with tiny panels opening up into bigger and bigger ones as you go.\u00c2\u00a0 This time it&#8217;s the story of a longtime crush finally walking over to Kenan and starting a conversation, asking him to go out with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[2452,1976],"class_list":["post-7937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-kenan-rubenstein","tag-prologue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7937"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7947,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7937\/revisions\/7947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}