{"id":5524,"date":"2010-05-02T14:51:40","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T19:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=5524"},"modified":"2010-07-22T22:44:44","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:44:44","slug":"smith-andrew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=5524","title":{"rendered":"Smith, Andrew &#8211; Sausage Hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/teenagedinosaur\" target=\"_blank\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sausagehand1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5525\" title=\"sausagehand1\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sausagehand1.jpg\" alt=\"sausagehand1\" width=\"313\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sausagehand1.jpg 313w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/sausagehand1-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Sausage Hand<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?page_id=3417&amp;category=1&amp;product_id=424\">Now Available<\/a>!\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 $6<\/p>\n<p>Do you like mayhem in your comics? 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