{"id":29389,"date":"2025-12-30T12:00:03","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T18:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=29389"},"modified":"2025-12-30T12:00:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-30T18:00:03","slug":"update-for-12-30-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=29389","title":{"rendered":"Update for 12\/30\/25"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just in time to be slightly late for the holiday, the new review today is for Brandon Lehmann&#8217;s Stocking Stuffer Spectacular. Also I&#8217;m still waiting on my mysterious billionaire benefactor to 1. exist and 2. buy the rest of Brandon&#8217;s books and send them to me. Maybe for the new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time to be slightly late for the holiday, the new review today is for Brandon Lehmann&#8217;s Stocking Stuffer Spectacular. Also I&#8217;m still waiting on my mysterious billionaire benefactor to 1. exist and 2. buy the rest of Brandon&#8217;s books and send them to me. Maybe for the new year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29390,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29389\/revisions\/29390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}