{"id":29198,"date":"2025-08-28T12:37:38","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T17:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=29198"},"modified":"2025-08-24T12:47:55","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T17:47:55","slug":"canini-brian-bootleg-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=29198","title":{"rendered":"Canini, Brian &#8211; Bootleg Ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/briancanini\/?hl=en\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-657x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-657x1024.jpg 657w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-768x1196.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-986x1536.jpg 986w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-1315x2048.jpg 1315w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-161x250.jpg 161w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003-138x215.jpg 138w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0003.jpg 1625w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/drunkencatcomics.storenvy.com\/products\/36716526-bootleg-ninja-comic\">Bootleg Ninja<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You don&#8217;t see them very often these days, but I do love a tribute comic. This is Brian&#8217;s homage to the Ninja comics of his friend Michael Anthony Carroll, who I reviewed a fair amount back in the day (before the great website update of 2010), and then apparently stopped reviewing for some reason? Odd. I&#8217;ll have to grab some of ninja comics the next time I see him at a con to catch up\/get some context for this one. Not that you need much context, because: ninjas! Everybody knows ninjas. This one starts off with a brief explanation of the concept, then it&#8217;s on to the &#8220;training video&#8221; portion. Other stories include a listing of their weapons, Godzilla dressed as a ninja, a very vocal movie critic who&#8217;s not having a good time watching a ninja movie in a darkened theater, and of course Franken-ninja. I also couldn&#8217;t possibly avoid talking about probably the longest story in here, about a silent fart who takes up ninja tools and goes on a rampage. I thought it was funny, but if your eyes just rolled out of your head, maybe this one isn&#8217;t for you. Which is fine; very few people have as many comics to choose from as Brian does. I found the whole comic to be a hoot, even if I was probably missing some context, so if you&#8217;re up for some ninja mockery I&#8217;d say you should give this one a shot. $5<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"656\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-656x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-656x1024.jpg 656w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-768x1199.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-984x1536.jpg 984w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-1312x2048.jpg 1312w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-160x250.jpg 160w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004-138x215.jpg 138w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_20250824_0004.jpg 1559w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 656px) 100vw, 656px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Bootleg Ninja You don&#8217;t see them very often these days, but I do love a tribute comic. This is Brian&#8217;s homage to the Ninja comics of his friend Michael Anthony Carroll, who I reviewed a fair amount back in the day (before the great website update of 2010), and then apparently stopped reviewing for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[7098,2584,3062],"class_list":["post-29198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-bootleg-ninja","tag-brian-canini","tag-michael-a-carroll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29201,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29198\/revisions\/29201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}