{"id":28957,"date":"2025-04-21T12:00:05","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T17:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=28957"},"modified":"2025-04-20T12:16:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T17:16:04","slug":"williams-jeffrey-ferbert-danny-dick-blaster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=28957","title":{"rendered":"Williams, Jeffrey & Ferbert, Danny – Dick Blaster"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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The long, gradual but inevitable process of this website replacing my own memories continues, as I was surprised to see that Danny had already been reviewed on this website. Only once, almost a decade ago for a comic that I was a little hard on, but it had long since flown out of my brain. Still, the website remembers! Is that a bad sign? It seems like it should be, but I can’t put my finger on why. Anyway! This is the mostly silent story of Dick Blaster, and things start off with him milking a cow. Which seems innocuous enough, but the cows of this land have giant penises instead of udders. And since that’s the first thing the reader sees, I’m just going to say that if that’s enough for you to drop out of this review, fair enough! Perfectly fine if it’s not your sort of comic. For the rest of us creeps\/people who can’t stop reviewing a comic just because of something like that, read on! From there own hero trades his, um, “milk” to finance a trip through an apocalyptic wasteland. He rides a giant chicken like a horse, his cows stick with him, and he eventually runs into a giant robotic ape, as one does in an apocalyptic wasteland. It doesn’t go well for our hero, he’s rescued by a tribe of mostly women and one bro, but he has revenge on his mind against that monkey. The rest of the issue deals with that (and another confrontation), but hey, I’m not going to tell you everything. I wasn’t sure if this was the first issue (they were nice enough to send a few), but that seems to be the case judging by the website. No introduction, no clue what’s happening in a big picture sense, but after the story we learn that Dick was the one that caused this mess somehow. Maybe it’ll come up later? Overall it was a decent enough comic; I thoroughly enjoyed the art, but the humor might get a little stale after a few issues. We’ll see I guess! $5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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