{"id":28341,"date":"2024-04-24T12:12:38","date_gmt":"2024-04-24T17:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=28341"},"modified":"2024-04-21T12:23:05","modified_gmt":"2024-04-21T17:23:05","slug":"ambasna-anu-dj-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=28341","title":{"rendered":"Ambasna, Anu – DJ School"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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DJ school! We’ve all thought about it. OK, some of us have, at least, and maybe even in the olden times when it involved switching out actual records. Why, in my day… man, sorry about that. Narrowly avoided a serious old man rant. Anyway! In this issue our hero is bored at his day job and dreams of being a DJ. That terrible boss is wrong; a kitchen is absolutely a perfect place to pretend to be a DJ. He gets fired, more or less, and tells us his origin story, which involves hearing “Firestarter” by Prodigy at the age of 3 and having it change his life. How many DJs did that song create, do you reckon? It has to be hundreds at a minimum. He looks online and finds a course about becoming a DJ, although he finds it boring and a bit obvious, at least until he discovers… the secret trick. As we move on to his first gig, our hero is nervous, so a well-meaning (?) liason offers him what solves all problems at a rave: hard drugs. Our hero thinks he’s maybe bitten off more than he can chew, as he can no longer tell where his hands are, but in case of emergency he can always rely on… the secret trick! It’s a fun story with a happy ending (spoilers I guess), which is very much not a guarantee with the mini kus books. It’s also $7.95 by itself or $22 if you buy it with three other comics and, as always, you know which of those two options I recommend. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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