{"id":27851,"date":"2023-05-31T11:50:05","date_gmt":"2023-05-31T16:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=27851"},"modified":"2023-05-28T12:01:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-28T17:01:23","slug":"petre-greg-fake-santos-sisters-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=27851","title":{"rendered":"Petre, Greg & Fake – Santos Sisters #3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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It’s more fun with those lovable Santos Sisters, who are in serious danger of becoming bit characters in their own comic. Not that that’s always a bad thing; in this case it’s mostly because the background characters are clearly demanding more time on the page. This one has a few different stories in it. First up is one about Crazy Eightball dealing with an ex in a less than rational manner. Hey, her name has “crazy” in it! Todd (everybody remembers Todd from past issues) had apparently complimented her outfit, which led her to believe that he was complimenting her, which all ends up in a brawl at the local Oliver Garden. Then there’s the tale of the football players who were kicked off the team for steroids, their plan for revenge, and a real life demonstration on how the Santos Sisters use their swords for weapons without ending up just murdering everybody. There’s also silent (and all-ages!) piece about getting outskated and then getting even, and finally a trip to the zoo that ends in a massive animal breakout and a brief fracas with that dude on the cover who’s holding a sword and barely wearing any clothes. Another funny issue with, like I said, a cast of characters who’s rapidly taking things over. Issue #4 just came out (which prompted this review; keeping up with all of the comics in the world is a tough business), and #5 is also coming soon, so now’s the perfect time to get yourself a pile of their comics. $5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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