{"id":27542,"date":"2022-12-06T13:35:48","date_gmt":"2022-12-06T19:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=27542"},"modified":"2022-12-04T13:49:01","modified_gmt":"2022-12-04T19:49:01","slug":"lehmann-brandon-zombies-first-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=27542","title":{"rendered":"Lehmann, Brandon – Zombie’s First Time"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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There are times when the title tells you everything you need to know, and this is another one of those times. Brandon actually sent along a couple of new comics for review, but since I recently watched the fancypants Criterion edition of Night of the Living Dead, reading this sucker first seemed like a no-brainer. Oh dear god, I had no intention of making a zombie pun there, so let’s all agree to ignore it. This is the story of a new zombie running across a terrified and cornered human for the first time, and he knows what comes next. He does, however, have a few questions, so it’s a lucky thing for him that he’s next to an old timer zombie who can guide him. This is the part where I refuse to walk you through that conversation, as several parts of it were things I had wondered myself, and the older zombie came armed with a few surprising facts. It also had several funny lines that I have no interest in spoiling. Looking over Brandon’s shop I was once again reminded that this man is prolific, and that one of these days I should really check out some of this older stuff, as it pretty much universally looks like the kind of thing I’d like. And since I have liked everything else I’ve seen, very much including this one, it seems like another no-brainer. Oh no, not again! $6<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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