{"id":26942,"date":"2021-10-14T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26942"},"modified":"2021-10-10T13:29:57","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T18:29:57","slug":"aushenker-michael-pelican-bastards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26942","title":{"rendered":"Aushenker, Michael – Pelican Bastards"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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I guess sometimes a title really does tell you everything you need to know. This is the story of four pelicans who are, well, bastards. That sample page should give you the gist of things. In this comic we see pelicans robbing (not that they need money for anything), pooping on anything and everything, occasionally doing some good by harassing the leader of North Korea (not that their motivation was to do something good), and eventually getting captured after one of the cops finally figures out how to take them down. Does it involve a net? Yes it does! Whether or not this comic is for you should be a simple question to answer. Do you like the idea of reading about asshole birds doing whatever they want? If the answer is yes, then absolutely get this comic. If the answer is no, honestly, this comic still might win you over, as there are plenty of funny bits. If you’re the type of reader who demands a compelling, meticulously plotted story, well, it’s kind of on you that had questions about a book called “Pelican Bastards,” but maybe this comic will help you lighten up and enjoy some good old fashioned mayhem. So am I saying that this book is for everyone? That wasn’t where I thought this review was going, but it’s looking like that’s true. Unless you completely hate pelicans, you weirdo, in which case Michael has several other comics that you’d probably enjoy. So yeah, give it a shot! You would not believe some of the stuff these pelicans can fit in their beaks. $5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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