{"id":26800,"date":"2021-07-12T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-12T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26800"},"modified":"2021-07-11T13:27:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-11T18:27:35","slug":"canini-brian-four-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26800","title":{"rendered":"Canini, Brian &#8211; Four Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/drunkencatcomics.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"653\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-653x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26801\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-653x1024.jpg 653w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-191x300.jpg 191w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-768x1203.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-980x1536.jpg 980w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-160x250.jpg 160w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001-137x215.jpg 137w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0001.jpg 1134w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 653px) 100vw, 653px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/drunkencatcomics.storenvy.com\/products\/29730397-four-stories\">Four Stories<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Four stories? In an eight page comic? Who would have thought that such a thing was possible? Granted, two of the stories are only a single page, but it&#8217;s still impressive. This is a really solid mini, and it even ends with a nice little update to the first story, which features a grimly realistic tale of a fish slowly developing the ability to walk on land and what happens to him when he gets there. All on one page! Next up is the meat of the comic, a tale about the hidden costs of dining out at a seriously upscale restaurant, which is a little too close to real life, and something that&#8217;s probably coming (if it&#8217;s not already here; I haven&#8217;t dined at a super fancy restaurant since before the pandemic, so I&#8217;m a bit behind the times). Next up we get the juxtaposition of a letter home from an aspiring star in Hollywood to the actuality of what she&#8217;s going through. And finally there&#8217;s a good old fashioned gag strip about how quickly time can pass you by and make you seem completely out of touch. As somebody who still has trouble grasping why it&#8217;s so terrible to use a period to end a sentence in a text message, boy howdy can I ever relate. It just means the sentence is done, not that I&#8217;m yelling at you! Ugh, kids today. Well, since those last two sentences aged me twenty years, I&#8217;d better wrap things up. This one has variety, a couple of surprisingly dense stories (especially considering the format), and a few laughs. All for a measly $2!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"658\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-658x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26802\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-658x1024.jpg 658w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-768x1196.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-986x1536.jpg 986w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-161x250.jpg 161w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-112x175.jpg 112w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-24x38.jpg 24w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002-138x215.jpg 138w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/IMG_20210711_0002.jpg 1129w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 658px) 100vw, 658px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Four Stories Four stories? In an eight page comic? Who would have thought that such a thing was possible? Granted, two of the stories are only a single page, but it&#8217;s still impressive. 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