{"id":26613,"date":"2021-01-20T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-20T19:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26613"},"modified":"2021-01-18T13:44:30","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T19:44:30","slug":"goldfarb-andrew-weird-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26613","title":{"rendered":"Goldfarb, Andrew &#8211; Weird Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theslowpoisoner.com\/\">Website<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"776\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-1024x776.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-1024x776.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-768x582.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-1536x1164.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-250x190.jpg 250w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-175x133.jpg 175w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-38x29.jpg 38w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001-284x215.jpg 284w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0001.jpg 1542w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/pfminimart.com\/copy-46-d-blake-werts-weird-beard-andrew-goldfarb\/\">Weird Beard<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To anybody who&#8217;s been reading this website for several years: look, it&#8217;s Andrew Goldfarb! I got this mini in the mail along with several other unaffiliated minis, and it took some digging to find out where anybody could get a copy. It&#8217;s bundled with a zine (that was not included) by D. Blake Werts that also includes an interview with Andrew. If you&#8217;re wondering (like I was) what the man is up to, well, he&#8217;s doing great! Illustrator at Mad Magazine, musician, still making comics. I do wonder how many of those 1,000 Sorrows (from his Ogner Stump books) he ended up illustrating, but the internet is not helpful on that front. Am I supposed to be talking about this comic? Well, it&#8217;s a real shortie. The hero of the story is a sentient beard who is looking for a home. He flies around, eventually finds one, and causes a few problems for the newly bearded unfortunate soul. It&#8217;s funny, it&#8217;s weird, it&#8217;s delightfully Goldfarbian. Looks like it&#8217;s time to check out what he&#8217;s been up to recently. No price listed, but a few bucks (sent to the person in the title link, or maybe Andrew through his website) should do it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"751\" src=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-1024x751.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26615\" srcset=\"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-1024x751.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-768x563.jpg 768w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-1536x1126.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-250x183.jpg 250w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-175x128.jpg 175w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-38x28.jpg 38w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002-293x215.jpg 293w, https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_20210118_0002.jpg 1596w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Website Weird Beard To anybody who&#8217;s been reading this website for several years: look, it&#8217;s Andrew Goldfarb! I got this mini in the mail along with several other unaffiliated minis, and it took some digging to find out where anybody could get a copy. It&#8217;s bundled with a zine (that was not included) by D. 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