{"id":26228,"date":"2020-05-06T13:06:29","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T18:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26228"},"modified":"2020-05-03T13:18:07","modified_gmt":"2020-05-03T18:18:07","slug":"update-for-5-6-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/?p=26228","title":{"rendered":"Update for 5\/6\/20"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">New review today for Exes by Dave Kiersh and Cole Johnson, also from 2013. Have you fallen into a time warp where it&#8217;s actually 2013 again? I don&#8217;t know, check out your window. Do you see people with masks walking around? If so, it&#8217;s still 2020. If not, then maybe! Or you might just live in a neighborhood full of assholes. Hard to say!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New review today for Exes by Dave Kiersh and Cole Johnson, also from 2013. Have you fallen into a time warp where it&#8217;s actually 2013 again? I don&#8217;t know, check out your window. Do you see people with masks walking around? If so, it&#8217;s still 2020. If not, then maybe! Or you might just live [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26229,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26228\/revisions\/26229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/opticalsloth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}